I got LAID LAST NIGHT.
 

and I got 11 sales.

I = pimp :pimp

you = loser :evil-laug

:1orglaugh

I fucked a girl in the ass and got one sale
semipimp?

high five......well i can give you a high five after you wash your hands.... :1orglaugh

I can't top that. Damn.

:thumbsup

I got a blowjob while driving home after SHE took ME out for dinner and bought some new kicks. 6 sales only, but I didn't spend a dime. Even drove HER car, using HER gas.

How many threads so far about you getting laid with some whore ?

Can't top that one! That does make me want to spank it though! :thumbsup

you should promote it instead ;-) www.mywife.com was the site

nicely done

loser? ar least i didn't catch anything last night :1orglaugh

i love it when women pay, i don't mind paying, but if we are out just fucking around I don't like paying.

good job :thumbsup

well ....congrats

:Kissmy

was that your first time?

I have 14 sales so far today on one sponsor

good for you :)

congrats man

Lol made 39 sales and dropped at sleep last night on the couch next to a girl I did't even know...same as my buddy :D !!! Both were on the redlight district in Amsterdam...had a great party yesterday!

Lol I made the money, but no SEX!!!

You bragging about getting laid on an internet message board = fucking gay

Well, I think you simply deserve to be congratulated on that. :winkwink:

I had eight hours of sex last night with my wife and another woman and I got 435 sales yesterday.

Beat that.

i got laid and about 1500 sales..

I don't make sales... but hey, at least I don't have to pay for my sex :)

had a dream i made money once. came back, checked stats. matched exactly. WEIRD.

well congrats both must be rare that you have to announce it lol

good for you, congrats :thumbsup

Dude that is Pimp http://www.charlesyarbrough.com/pics/smiles/bowdown.gif

I love when shit comes together like that.

Well... unless the chick has a disease and the sign ups all charge back.

The dog humped my leg last night.
I also got 10 chargebacks on first day sales at a revshare program.
My hemoroids have flared up and I have a kidney stone to pass.
On the bright side the IRS left a message on my machine saying they want to meet with me, they must be personally delivering me my tax return check.

Ouch, :1orglaugh

i jerked 11 times last night

and i got 1 sale .



:Oh crap

At least you have your sense of humor