What marketable skills do you possess?
 

HTML, DHTML, Design, 3D, Illustration, Programming, Marketing/Advertising, Business, etc.

Name everything that you're good enough at to get a full time job with a professional company.

I possess elite guerilla marketing skills.

I have nunchuck skills

Strong ICQ and Yahoo Messenger skills

depends what kind of company, i have worked for IT companies for 7 years. various fields.

Programming in PHP, ASP, Java, Javascript, VB, VB.NET, VBScript, HTML, DHTML, CSS, MySQL, PostgreSQL, MsSQL. Editing in Avid, Premiere. Design in Photoshop, Fireworks, and PSP. Server administration in Apache, FreeBSD, Linux, and any basic UNIX environment.

I like to leave my options open. :)

Lets see, maybe html, design, marketing, accounting, and umm do professional companies have the oposite job as ass kisser?

My design is at maybe level I personally think.

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