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BAKO 09-16-2005 10:34 AM

Nintendo shows 'Revolutionary' console controller
 
Games console developers devote as much time to the launching of the controllers their machines will be played with as the game-hosting hardware itself. The latest company to do so is Nintendo. Today it told the world what the gamepad that will ship with its Revolution console will look like.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/09/16/rev_2.jpg
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/09/16/rev_1.jpg

jact 09-16-2005 10:37 AM

That's pretty funky looking, but I'm not sure I like it?

Matt_WildCash 09-16-2005 10:41 AM

Nintedo have NO CLUE. look at that thing, its got WIRES! Are they mad? that is the worst looking controller i've seen ever. Not surprised Nintendo were the ones to bring it out.

That said Nintendo is only for 10 year olds who like Mario bros anys.

Sosa 09-16-2005 10:43 AM

that thing is weird looking. I like having both hands on one controller. That thing there you can throw two things at the wall/tv instead of just a controller lol.

Fresh 09-16-2005 10:43 AM

why?


5678

LittleSassy 09-16-2005 10:46 AM

looks like a ordinary air con remote to me....


bad ass

The Captain 09-16-2005 10:46 AM

that thing looks impossible to use

wargames 09-16-2005 10:46 AM

Not only can you play video games with it you can also strangle some one with it 2 :)

BAKO 09-16-2005 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wargames
Not only can you play video games with it you can also strangle some one with it 2 :)

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

NoCarrier 09-16-2005 10:48 AM

With the millions of fake images. Why would I believe that one?

Quagmire 09-16-2005 10:51 AM

That looks like shit. I had a hard enough time going from PC gamer to playing with an xBox controller, no fucking way in hell I'd use that mess.

what do you do, jam the one on the left up your ass and use the one on the right to control it?

evildick 09-16-2005 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoCarrier
With the millions of fake images. Why would I believe that one?

Sadly it is real. They posted the official shit over at gamespot.com. Nintendo has lost their minds. The only thing that is going to be practical for is when you turn it on its side, it will emulate the original NES controller nicely.

But just imagine trying to play a first person shooter with that piece of shit.

TDF 09-16-2005 11:46 AM

i want some of what nintendo is smoking

psili 09-16-2005 12:05 PM

I'm not a huge gamer, but I watched the preview video for it at IGN.com and read the reviews of it. It actually looks pretty cool if all the speculation about it is correct.

Seems like using such a controller would immerse the person so much more into the game than the regular controllers out there now, as it is motion sensitive - two sensors on each side of the TV track range, depth, speed, etc. of the pointing device while the thumb-stick controls other movement / actions.

wedouglas 09-16-2005 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by evildick
Sadly it is real. They posted the official shit over at gamespot.com. Nintendo has lost their minds. The only thing that is going to be practical for is when you turn it on its side, it will emulate the original NES controller nicely.

But just imagine trying to play a first person shooter with that piece of shit.

Don't knock it before you try it.

Dollarmansteve 09-16-2005 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by psili

Seems like using such a controller would immerse the person so much more into the game than the regular controllers out there now, as it is motion sensitive - two sensors on each side of the TV track range, depth, speed, etc. of the pointing device while the thumb-stick controls other movement / actions.

THAT is badass. Controllers have to evolve - remember when there were no shoulder buttons, no triggers, no dual analog controls, etc... If this thing can offer analog control by the movement of the controller in space.. that is nuts.. think about a fighting game... you would actually 'punch' the controller to throw a punch or a kick.. it would offer true 3D movement as opposed to the simulated 3D on an Xbox controller with the dual analog controls

JuiceMonkey 09-16-2005 12:14 PM

nintendo hasn't had shit since mario 3 and blades of steel

BAKO 09-16-2005 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wedouglas
Don't knock it before you try it.

I agree on that

Scott McD 09-16-2005 12:16 PM

That looks fucking retarded.

Nintendo sucks balls anyway...

psili 09-16-2005 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dollarmansteve
THAT is badass. Controllers have to evolve - remember when there were no shoulder buttons, no triggers, no dual analog controls, etc... If this thing can offer analog control by the movement of the controller in space.. that is nuts.. think about a fighting game... you would actually 'punch' the controller to throw a punch or a kick.. it would offer true 3D movement as opposed to the simulated 3D on an Xbox controller with the dual analog controls

Here's the link to the video at IGN:
http://cube.ign.com/articles/651/651334p1.html

The dude at the end playing a sword game -- looks like fun (if that's really how it works).

evildick 09-16-2005 12:19 PM

Bah, I don't need to try it to see that it will probaby take off about as good as their last try at revolutionizing controllers:

http://sunjammer.dubplates.net/blog/powerglove.jpg

subVERSION 09-16-2005 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by evildick
Bah, I don't need to try it to see that it will probaby take off about as good as their last try at revolutionizing controllers:

http://sunjammer.dubplates.net/blog/powerglove.jpg


LoL.. I bet that guy still talks about being in that ad.

DavieVegas 09-16-2005 01:02 PM

u gotta be kidding me? how the fuck dou use that thing. That is the dumbest idea i have ever heard. You cant play that stoned or hammered lol

StuartD 09-16-2005 01:05 PM

that thumb controller doesn't look like it would be too comfy for anyone who wants it use it in their right hand.

Elli 09-16-2005 01:08 PM

looks like they should put the mouse in the right hand. ;)

Seriously though, that looks badass. But it's going to require a lot of co-ordination from the younger kids, I think. It may bring a new dimension to two player games. haha "you steer, I'll shoot. NO NOT THAT WAY!"

psili 09-16-2005 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NichePay - StuartD
that thumb controller doesn't look like it would be too comfy for anyone who wants it use it in their right hand.

I think what people are missing is that the right controller is primarily a motion device. Such as swinging your arm will swing the arm of the character in the game.

Again, I'm not a huge gamer, but the reviews and demo videos look pretty good for a different, more involved gaming experience.

MetaMan 09-16-2005 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matt_WC
Nintedo have NO CLUE. look at that thing, its got WIRES! Are they mad? that is the worst looking controller i've seen ever. Not surprised Nintendo were the ones to bring it out.

That said Nintendo is only for 10 year olds who like Mario bros anys.

i like mario bros? wtf is it to you?

only little nerds play any games other than sports games on their PS2 or XBOX.

wow you are so cool! you can brag to your friends about your hi fi video graphics card and how many hours you wasted on playing HALO with a bunch of pre teen dorks.

its video games LOSERRRRRR.

pornpf69 09-16-2005 01:14 PM

very interesting

Harmon 09-16-2005 01:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan
i like mario bros? wtf is it to you?

only little nerds play any games other than sports games on their PS2 or XBOX.

wow you are so cool! you can brag to your friends about your hi fi video graphics card and how many hours you wasted on playing HALO with a bunch of pre teen dorks.

its video games LOSERRRRRR.

You are a fucking idiot... no, seriously man... I'm not joking... you are, for real... :2 cents:

pornguy 09-16-2005 01:19 PM

I dont think that it will go over that well. My wife has a hard time with the Xbox for the Halo game.

Scott McD 09-16-2005 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan
only little nerds play any games other than sports games on their PS2 or XBOX.

Ok then... :uhoh

MetaMan 09-16-2005 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harmon
You are a fucking idiot... no, seriously man... I'm not joking... you are, for real... :2 cents:

i know your asshole is feeling a little owned, are you crying again? didnt get enough referals? :(

fucking-around-and-business-discussion/517295-throw-mayorsmoney-snatches-banner-sites.html

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan
no you see, idiot.

anyone who is ACTUALLY converting 1:31 across the board doesnt brag about, especially on GFY.

any webmaster with half a mind doesnt brag to everyone else when they are getting out of the ordiary conversions, they shut their mouth and ride it as long as they can and then brag about it so the other webmasters can scrape up the final scraps and give them those last few sales.

but it seems you are either a complete idiot or a liar.

so i think high school should be back in from recess for you, and hopefully they are teaching webmaster 101.

answer the questions are you a complete idiot or a liar?

why are you on here? shouldlt you be out surfing the waves bro? this place is for adults.

http://www.adventure-camp.com/Photos...r%20Girls1.jpg

Elli 09-16-2005 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan
i like mario bros? wtf is it to you?

only little nerds play any games other than sports games on their PS2 or XBOX.

wow you are so cool! you can brag to your friends about your hi fi video graphics card and how many hours you wasted on playing HALO with a bunch of pre teen dorks.

its video games LOSERRRRRR.

I play Crash Bandicoot and Silent Hill almost equally, so what does that make me?

MetaMan 09-16-2005 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elli
I play Crash Bandicoot and Silent Hill almost equally, so what does that make me?


ask ScottMcD

Elli 09-16-2005 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan
ask ScottMcD

Well, being a "little nerd" isn't so bad. In fact, I think I kinda like it.

Back to Command & Conquer.. brutal USA army can be a bitch to beat.

Harmon 09-16-2005 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan
i know your asshole is feeling a little owned, are you crying again? didnt get enough referals? :(

fucking-around-and-business-discussion/517295-throw-mayorsmoney-snatches-banner-sites.html



answer the questions are you a complete idiot or a liar?

why are you on here? shouldlt you be out surfing the waves bro? this place is for adults.

http://www.adventure-camp.com/Photos...r%20Girls1.jpg

You make me laugh :1orglaugh Keep up the good work cumstain :thumbsup

Tanker 09-16-2005 01:27 PM

I had a powerglove


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MetaMan 09-16-2005 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elli
Well, being a "little nerd" isn't so bad. In fact, I think I kinda like it.

Back to Command & Conquer.. brutal USA army can be a bitch to beat.

i support nothing that isnt mario.
nerds are my fav candy. :winkwink: :winkwink:

xclusive 09-16-2005 01:29 PM

I love the possibilites of it. It will be hard to pull off but nintendo is about the games and they will be fun that's what matters.

Elli 09-16-2005 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan
i support nothing that isnt mario.
nerds are my fav candy. :winkwink: :winkwink:

I like watermelon and blue raspberry nerds best. :)

Manowar 09-16-2005 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by evildick
Bah, I don't need to try it to see that it will probaby take off about as good as their last try at revolutionizing controllers:

http://sunjammer.dubplates.net/blog/powerglove.jpg

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

xuron 09-16-2005 01:44 PM

HOLY SHIT.... That is fucking bad asss... Nintendo has something here... You guys are thinking inside the box, this controller is not for current games, this will be for NEW games designed JUST for this controler... Imagine a sword fighter game that emphasized technique rather then button mashing... You would have to swing the sword a certain way to get a power slash, etc... or all the applications they showed in the video. They are not far off from making a devide you attach to your clothes or wear that would control your movement.

NoCarrier 09-16-2005 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xuron
HOLY SHIT.... That is fucking bad asss... Nintendo has something here... You guys are thinking inside the box, this controller is not for current games, this will be for NEW games designed JUST for this controler... Imagine a sword fighter game that emphasized technique rather then button mashing... You would have to swing the sword a certain way to get a power slash, etc... or all the applications they showed in the video. They are not far off from making a devide you attach to your clothes or wear that would control your movement.

YEAH MAN!!! BADASS!! Just like the Virtual Boy.. WOW!! 3D GAMES!!

http://www.rolentapress.com/rolenta/...irtual-boy.jpg

vvq 09-16-2005 02:36 PM

looks retarded. it won't catch on here with american consumers that's for sure. how do i play Madden with that thing? no thanks. i'll stick with xbox 360 and ps3.

EroticySteve 09-16-2005 02:41 PM

Less need to revolutionize more need to evolutionize.


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