The Morrocan Taxi Mafia Are After RobX!!!
 

So after leaving the dieselcash yacht party last night a bunch of us were heading to another bar and jumping into taxis. Well long story short at the taxi stand a guy approached us and told us to get into the taxis. He held the door open for RobX and fuck another cab ran right into the door of the taxi Rob was getting into. One cab shattered a window and the other cab's door got all messed up.

Well after this the Morrocan taxi drivers flipped out and tried to blame the accident on Rob LOL! Anyways chaos ensued and the taxi drivers were freaking out on Rob and luckily Nick Bauuw from hahaha was there to calm everyone down and translate for us. The cops showed up and had to do up a report and just as we were finishing up the report on scene the cops told us to get the hell out of there as the morrocans were planning on attacking us as soon as the cops left. LOL!

We pretty much ran down the street and luckily found another cab not related to the morrocan taxi mafia and he got us the hell out of there.

Anyways Robx is now banned from all taxis from this point on in Holland and he will have to walk or bike to all events this week. LOL!

DH

That was one crazy accident. I sure was in the wrong place at the wrong time. A cabbie was opening the door for me and as I went to sit down in the car, the cab zipped up and ran into the open door.

I'll be happy to rent a bike from now on - all those cabbies circling waiting for the cops to leave made me nervous enough to avoid cabs for the rest of the trip.

You'd better avoid all Moroccans, although that'll be pretty difficult in Holland.

Wh not just show them who's boss and key all their cars?

Morrocan Taxi Mafia ,my god

:1orglaugh for some reasons that tickled my funny bone too

Wow, does that mafia pose a national security thread? lol

Shit man...you guys dont realize how much trouble you were in....
Always stay near to a Dutchie from now on.
:upsidedow

That's a crazy ass story! I think I left the party at 01.20 and had to run through the pouring rain for a taxi a bit further away. I had a very long shower afterwards!

Luckily nobody got hurt except for the door. See you guys tonight and tomorrow.

You're not kidding man. Even the cops at the scene told us that we'd better get out of their quick and not go back. Nick asked them for an escort out, but I guess that we had already taken up too much of their time.

can you buy a knife in amsterdam? fuck the morrocans

I still don't see how they coulda blamed u for it.

It's called pilfering the tourists, it was probably set up from the start. Had nick not been there to translate they would have been fucked.

exactly, sounds like a setup all the way. Damn people are dangerous as hell

I never thought about the setup angle on this. I thought that it was a little odd that the cab driver kept driving far enough to break the window.

Regardless, if Nick hadn't of been there it would have been a lot worse.

I can hardly wait to see how this story morphs and evolves over the years...that is half the fun of road trips.

BTW, be careful of the character on the right in the picture below - he goes by the name of Morocco Mole (his traveling companion is pictured on the left...the notorious Secret Squirrel):

http://reddragon.hannotations.com/images/ssmm.jpg

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Dang, sounds like a fucked up night, glad you guys are ok!

If things would have gotten really out of hand, you could of call the Italian Mafia :upsidedow hehe

Actually, I'm sure it was all your fault. Damn Canadians have been starting trouble here all week and then trying to pass themselves off as Americans. RobX has been souped up on Absynth and is somehow now missing 1 ear. And thanks to DH and Magnus, my friend Duncan is in an alcohol induced coma as I type this.

LOL! Duncan is the man!!! Tell him I will be waiting for him in the Bulldog cafe at 3:00pm for some volcano bongs!

Damn Mexican Morrocans! LMAO!

DH

I took a taxi 3 mins before that happened. I got away in time :)

Those guys really are maffia. Total scumbags.

Ahh Rob dont worry. I never use a taxi, fucking stupid cab drivers should be deported.

Haha it seems like you guys have a lot of fun here.

LOL!! Poor Duncan!

After the Absynth I started to get all freaked out about getting in cabs. From now on, I'm only taking the "Disco Cab".

Its really really hard to stress me out when it comes to aggresive people, but these maroccan people OMG!

Glad I could solve this in a normal way..... and to be really honest I was glad I wasnt drunk yet and had my 100 miles an hour sportshoes on.... otherwise I might have not survived that night

if it makes you guys feel any better a few months ago in amsterdam i saw 4 big Dutch guys beating a 6'7" morrocan drug dealer into a pulp in de walletjes.... one even pulled out his umbrella for the beating.... touche!

Seriously pretty much nothing changed in Amsterdam, people will never see me discriminate but this was just fucked up!

Obviously they just wanted to get money, stupid fuckin police told the fuckers they obviously were not gonna get their money.... GOOD JOB! That triggered them into getting aggresive

Fuck the Dutch Police!

morrocan people? man,..totally fucked up!

Tell me why you guys leaved the party so early :)

hehe i remember that....derek from mr.skin took some pictures and the one morroccan freaked out and asked us if we were crazy....hehe we gladly said we were...he had nothing else to say