ever feel like humping a car?
 

lets say your walking out of a bar, after a couple dozen drinks, & there sits the slickest porsche or corvette you've seen in your life

freshly waxed & smooth

do you hump it or just walk by? :pimp

hump her lightly.

why not?.......

Fag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I like to give them an extra bit of fluid for the windshield wipers..

almost every time I start up my 911...

you know what i mean quiet....just a gentle hump before you get in

you gotta sweet talk your sportscar & she'll take care of ya

stare and imagine myself fucking a hot tight 19 year old on the hood.

I've humped a mercedes a porsche, a lambo, & a shelby

I got some inanimate object humping fetish

along with light poles, peir posts, fences, you name it, i've humped it

but cars are by far my fav, nice & waxed & slick

What like this? :
http://www.wirefiles.com/out.php/i541_rangefucker.jpg
Not really,no...

Good one kektex.

no....just regular clothes, & im talking about the hood, or the door panels ; )