ARGH - Help I have to watch a Girls Soccer Match
 

Okay I need some help here, I have to go to my niece's High School Section Title Soccer game tonight. I dont drink. so what can I do to live through this? You European's like this shit, what do you do? Should I just bring my laptop and act like im keeping score or something?

I have avoided this all year much to my sisters dismay, they love soccer, but this is their last game and I promised, I was actually hoping someone would beat them...

How long does soccer last anyway?

Maybe one of them will have the sports bra thing going,

um, what year of high school?
;)))

if you wanna play European style, you have to drink a lot of beer beforehand and then start beating people up in the stands...then burn the stadium down after causing mad crowd panic......

Sorry if I sound put off but


NOT FUNNY

Hillsborough was a tradegy - and should be remembered as such.

More info if you're not sure what I'm talking about.

http://www.netlondon.com/news/1999-1...49228C802.html