I regret to inform all the GFY ladies and queers:
 

...that when I proposed she was drunk enough to say yes.



I am getting married on February 14th unless she sobers up between now and then.


Shes a lovely brunette English Woman who has a succulent little bod and a penchant for scruffy redneck Americans.

SCORE.

:thumbsup :thumbsup

This thread is useless without nude pictures....... just IMO!

I'm sorry but you'll have to wait til like 3am on our wedding night.

wow congrats brother looks like I will need to renew your sig to help pay for the little ones soon to come LOL CONGRATS!!

Awww Good Luck Jim........LOL :1orglaugh

I'm not sure that will be an issue anytime soon. I'm old and decrepit remember?

divorce rate +1

congrats jim! here's wishing you lots of luck and happy times! :thumbsup

I see that marrying your cousin is still practiced in Indiana.

Congrats man! I wish you the best of luck :thumbsup

Good for you

http://capecodphotoalbum.com/watermelon.jpg
:2 cents:

On a side note, have you ever heard an englishwoman with that oh so sexy accent say "oh god yes fuck me daddy pound that big dirty cock into my pussy" ?


It's something else I'm telling ya. :warning







:thumbsup

Congrats!!!

YO, BVF you dumb coon:

me = from indiana
her = from dorsett


you = dumb porchmonkey.



that is all.

Excellent news Jim! Congrats!

You = surfer.

that is all.

Is it wrong that that just turned me on?!? :Graucho

Congrats baby! I wish you all the happiness in the world. Now you have your Brit, your land and a beautiful daughter. What more can an American man ask for! :thumbsup :thumbsup

Before I put your filthy N I G G E R ass on ignore...



Dude, proven fact:

You get .1 joins a day and you're calling ME a surfer.


Fucking amatuer. I make enough to marry an attractive and respectable WHITE woman.

YOU fuck 16 year old shitskin crackwhores in your mommys 1979 oldsmobile.



You sir, are a fucking jigaboo with pubic hair on your head, an under developed frontal lobe, and a food stamp card.



Go fuck yourself nightfighter.



big kiss.

one join a day is more than you who has NONE :1orglaugh

And fuck your wife.

Thank you babydoll. I know it must break your heart though.








LOL thanks hon.

It really IS time to put you on NigNore.


For real.


Buh Bye Bluegum.

Thanks....keep me on ignore forever...Cracka.

HOT NAKED PICTURES OF MY FIANCE



Check her out people. Hit submit to get the money shot, yo.



:thumbsup :thumbsup

Jim you are a nut!!! ;)

Congrats....between the hot wife and all that damn land you are sittin' pretty!!!

:)

I still want you guys to come out and shoot. Nothing will change.




Translation: I asked permission and she's cool with it.

congratulations

OMFG thats a huge ass sig.


Juicy will be jealous.

Congrats getting married was the best thing to happen for me and why does ecksent want nude pictures of you?

Thats a good question actually.



He must be a newb. EVERYONE knows I havent done gay porn in years.

Protest Bump.

Hahaha--nice one jim.

dood... i love your sig.... lol...

Congrats on the upcoming wedding. :)

Fellow Hoosier here.

awesome!
congrats!