Who wants to get laid??
 

Finding someone on the Web is the easiest way to get laid. From Adultfriend finder, to all the dating sites.......it's so easy!!!

My buddy created this e-book http://www.howtopickupwomenonline.com and I'll be damned if he can't pick up a chick within an hour and have them come over to his office and hook up with him. I'm taking hot girls too! I wish I wasn't married!!

Yes, that's quite the life!!

lol wtf, is this supposed to be spam or something?

This is a SPAMALICIOUS sig placement.

hello idiot.

No....it's actually very true!!! The motherfucker gets more pussy than anyone I know. He must be on to something??

yea i have this kinda dorky ass friend and he gets hella pussy. i can't figure out why girls would even be attracted to him. i think what he does though is pretty much forces them into it when they're drunk cuz i've heard some of them talking about he raped them and shit like that haha...fucken loser...

SPAM ALERT!!!!

I get pussy offline. No time or sex drive for online pussy

The reason I brought this up is because I actually met his last conquest!! She was absolutely smoking!! Just moved here from Texas.

times must be rough when you have to spam bullshit on gfy, no affiliate site for the crap just plain old spam.. jesus christ you should be banned you fucking idiot..

I bought that crap and I am still a VIRGIN!!!!!!!!!!!

Bigunns,

I have had a chance now to review your (I mean your "friends" site). After all, that's what goes on at The Masturbation Station Daily Porn Reviews

I have since come to the conclusion that you (ooops, did it again, I mean "your friend") could not pick up pussy with a bag of Bon Bon's, a Ferrari, and $42,000 USD sticking out of your (i mean his) pocket.

I would certainly refer you (I mean him) to ATTRACT WOMEN NOW! for reference.

It's a kick ass site, and my uncle Barney has been banging bitches like toilet seats since he opened it. Hope it helps,

Bling Daddy.

his aff prog is his sig

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Save your money...and rent "Magnolia" instead.

http://www.kinoweb.de/film2000/Magnolia/pix/mage.jpg

you should listen to this..........................

http://www.moviesoundscentral.com/so...ck/getlaid.wav

mad props to blingdaddy loll
bigunns + juicy lol

Comic Book Guy From the Simpsons say:

worst...spam...ever....

Its a spam in disguise.

send me a free copy asshole

If you need some twink to tell you how to get laid... you might as well shoot yourself right now.


Man am I glad to be a stud! :)

No thanks, Tom would be worse :(

Low fat SPAM ?

Ha ha ha

I saw your wife in AdultFriendfinder.com. :321GFY :1orglaugh

:warning this thread is gay

baahh.. getting laid is overrated... :P

I better ask my neighbor...it's safer that way...

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Thats because you bought the wrong book, you should have gotten "How to pick up men online"

Bump for Magnolia

What did he say in that scene... was it "Train them with the cock" :1orglaugh

I don't need any of that shit. I've got a big dick.