The "Special Space Mountain Tour."
 

So...There we are...All of our fat asses are crammed into this little rocket ship and we are cleared for launch.

Now, instead of turning off to the right track, we go off to the left track and pull up to a black curtain. There's a dude standing there with some roll away stairs and he starts unloading us from the rocket car with no explanation whatsoever.

Now......There are 8 people standing around wondering WTF is going on and why the dude has not clued us all in.

Then the guy directs us all through a doorway marked for employees only. We wander around a corner, up some steps, and into the heart of the computer control room for Space Mountain.

At this point some of the group is getting excited because it's obvious that we have been randomly selected for a special tour of Space Mountain...How cool is that?

Moving on........

Somebody asked why the guy was not saying anything and my sister suggested that it was all part of the grand plot and added suspense to the special tour.

Our new "tour guide" tells us to continue on and go out the next door we come to. That door dumps us all back out into the main line. Now we are all standing there looking confused and my sister pipes up to the dude and asks him WTF is going on. You could tell that he heard her question clear as day but he still stalled as if hadn't and asked her what she had said.

Please keep in mind that I do love my sister but facts are facts and the fact is that she was the largest person in the group of 8. The dude looks at her, looks down at the ground, and mumbles that the rock car was too heavy.

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So.....Once again we cram our fat asses into another rocket....This time, they only put 4 of us in for some reason.

I'm tempted to post the pic but it truly is a horrible shot. Centrifugal force does not play nice with fat people at high speeds.

Pure fucken comedy if you ask me. I laughed about that shit for the next hour. :upsidedow

That is fucking hilarious.

NOT TO ME!!!!

Bullshit!

You know damn good and well how funny that was....Stop lying,

AaronM has a wicked sense of humor and all of us fat asses that were in the rocket except him, were mortified! can you imagine what the other people from our first car was saying about me! UUHHH its Fat Albert and company!!!

Imagine...you, me..and Sleazy in that car.

We might actually change the earth's axis

Get over it. If you can't laugh at yourself first then you shouldn't laugh at others.

It still cracks me up when I think about it.

Do me a favor..Scan that pic and email it to me. I might decide to post it after all.

Okay, I was laughing also... but mostly at your playback of the situation.
It is always funnier later...and I really thought we were gettng special treatment.

You have not seen my family in all our glory. Trust me......We weighed more than you, Sleazy, and I combined.

We cant find it...lost in space...going to bed...nighty night :sleep :sleep

who were the other 4 people? just people that happened to be standing by you? and did they give you cuts in line the next time?

I've got your Splash Mountain pics and I'm holding them for ransom.

Yeah...Random 4 people. You know they were pissed at us after that. :1orglaugh


And yes...Straight to the front of the line.

And the front of the car...with no one behind us

Anybody been on mission: space at disney? Was there last week... cool ride

Never heard of it....And we were there last week too. Just got back last night.

I feel sorry for fat people, I can't imagine having that little self respect.
Same goes for people who smoke.

I probably shouldn't say anything, but I recently learned that a Top Secret group working under the auspices of the Homeland Security Dept. has been researching the left track abduction phenomenon at Space Mountain. As I understand it, aliens from another galaxy have been doing the Shanghai (or in this case Shag-hi) to random passengers boarding the Space Mountain ride.

I don't know how to break this to you, but you were very likely anally probed while in an unconscious state during your abduction and impregnated by the aliens. You certainly fit the profile. The victims are almost always of ample proportions, leading researchers to conclude that the aliens prefer specimens which are juicy when they plump them.

Prior to discharging you they do a mind erase so that you think you were merely pushed out a side door.

You will be contacted by someone from the Agency for a debriefing. Do not fear, the government will do everything it can do to help...

ADG Webmaster

You should feel sorry for yourself instead. Nothing wrong with being fat...but ignorance like yours should be a crime. :)

So where's that pic? I read it all and we don't get a fucking pic?
Here's the band building up tension with a drumroll!
:GFYBand

now give us that pic dammit!

can't cheat physics lol

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