Do you use public toilets if you have to take a dump?
 

I hover and hold my balls and shit so they dont hit anything

Only in an extreme emergency.

And I always think of the scene from Trainspotting to convince myself it could be worse.

Gotta use the ass gasket, or at least a row of toilet paper on the seat. Also, pre poop inspection of the seat is a must. Don't want to sit in any ones puddles.

I shit in the sink

lol :1orglaugh http://com.webspacemania.com/smiley/

"Don't worry about whipeing the seat the crabs I got jump 50 feet"

you dont live in stockton do you?

I hate germs yo , i want to get like a travel size lysol if they make em and spray the crapper.

the sink prob has more germs n shit

I didnt know anyone elso done that. thought i was the only one.

that's TOO MUCH INFORMATION JUICY!!!!!

the best crapper's and cleaniest were in toronto airport I took a good dump there

I usually crap in the top of the tank. Tough to find the smell that way. :winkwink:

the worst crappers are in JFK airport. Jesus man its gruesome

I avoid them at all cost. I also refuse to evacuate in airplane lavatories.

kinda like this?
http://webpages.charter.net/jwsalzer...es/toilet2.jpg

Seen worse in South Korea,
Damn I wish I was joking too, :Oh crap had the runs on top of that, with a door that didn't close all the way and it was right in line with the clubs main floor...Good times. :helpme

i rarely do, but when i do i put down HELLA toilet paper to cover the seat...

fuck no.

Fuck no unless its an emergency

Public Toilets are a great place to rub one out in a hurry

i will poop anywhere

public restroom seats are more sterile than you think

No! I can barely pee let alone poop in a public restroom when there are
other people around. I could do it only if I am by myself with no chance of anyone walking in.

I am self-conscious and don't like people in the next stall listening to the sound of my pee or the sound of a poop hitting the bowl! Or what if I accidentally fart if I go!! lol Yea, I'm self conscious I can't "go" if there's people in there.

I'm a girl and in the girls bathroom there's always some girls putting on their makeup on FOR HOURS when I have to go, and it freaks me out, I don't want
them listening to me... Or they will walk in when I'm in the middle and then I can't complete the act!! :helpme

An upper decker? :1orglaugh

If you got to shit, you got to shit. There's places in other countries that don't give the benefit of a toilet seat cover or even toilet paper. Just drop it off, wash your ass and get out. I'd be curious as to the real ratios of disease from public bathrooms.

Public toilets are fucking disgusting.

PLUS I don't shit anywhere there are no "wipes" available. My ass is too sensitive for "public rest room grade toilet paper".

:1orglaugh

I stand and angle myself... I do not site on those dirty seats.

i make sure i never flush and piss all over the walls, so the person making minimum wage that has to clean up the washroom has to earn every penny

glad to know you enjoyed the can here in the T.DOT! Japan and Korea have the cleanest crappers in the world! :)

Living in Japan for a couple of years will teach you how to hit it using the "Bombsight Technique" LOL

what if its a Level 5 Poop Emergency?

Then you drop Trow and Push it as hard as possible http://www.weirdspot.com/images/uploads/streetshit.jpg

if I got to go bad enough I dont care.lol I learned a computer keyboard has more germs than a toilet seat. THe material that a toilet seat is made out of cools down quickly killing most bacteria.

Just be a man and fucking use the toilet. Wipe it clean before and avoid all penis to ceramic contact.

I don't worry about the germs, but just can't go with other people around. I am suprirsed you guys can push it out with people in the next stall. I am too self conscious, I can't push with other people around.

I def try not too.

i'd rather use a public restroom than shit myself :)

Depends if its clean but as much as possible I'd rather use the one in my office or at home.

If you have to go, then you don't really have a choice, but I do my best to avoid public toilets...

N-O. Only once in my entire life because of a stomach bug and even then i 'roo-ed it (think kangaroo - half standing no contact.) I don't touch the handle on the way out either.. about 50% of people don't wash their hands after wiping their ass and touching their cocks.

That certainly sounds like something someone from Stockton would do too!

Not my keyboard.

Yeah, the fucking ceramic is cold enough to freeze your dick to the bowl, especially in the winter when they set the thermostats to 65 to save money.

I can't piss in a urinal with another guy standing there... it just ain't gonna happen... have to use the stall.

:1orglaugh

Mouhahahaha, that's a good way to convince yourself :D

just put some toilet paper on the seat

I don't really use public toilets if i need to do some shitting job.

i have this, they sell it in many airport accessory places in the airports... ive only remembered to use it once though.. if i REALLY got to shit i put 3 layers of TP on the seat and handle it...

im good at controlling my asshole (thats what the trannies tell me anyhow) so i rarely get caught off guard...

you should ALWAYS travel with a couple doses of Immodium AD also... a word to the wise

when ya gotta go, you gotta go :winkwink:
im germaphobic so i must REALLY have to go if im in a public bathroom LOL