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UsefulJew 09-12-2005 12:55 PM

What is the best intelligence service in the world: Mossad or CIA?
 
dOES ANYONE KNOW?

TheLegacy 09-12-2005 12:58 PM

based on terrorist activity and who has caught who with their pants down.. I would say the Mossad has the best

Webby 09-12-2005 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UsefulJew
dOES ANYONE KNOW?


I suppose if anyone could answer that question accurately - whatever intelligence service has already failed.

Sure Mossad "supposed" to be near the top, but several other countries are known to have reasonable intelligence services. Dunno, but doubt the CIA are even on the rankings list - they don't like getting their hands dirty - they use others for that.

The Sultan Of Smut 09-12-2005 01:06 PM

Well when you're country is surrounded by enemies I would assume you're intelligence service is gonna be better. Since the US is bordered with Canada and Mexico I can't possibly see the CIA being better than the Mossad. :2 cents:

Elli 09-12-2005 01:07 PM

I've heard CSIS is well respected in the community. Mossad is pretty kickass, though.

Webby 09-12-2005 01:07 PM

Yeah.. probably is Mossad - the are everywhere - among friends and enemies and on the ground! :winkwink:

Phoenix 09-12-2005 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elli
I've heard CSIS is well respected in the community. Mossad is pretty kickass, though.


go CSIS...they turned down my application..as i wasnt brown

Snake Doctor 09-12-2005 01:18 PM

Best of all time was the KGB, no question.

As for today I dunno, but it's definitely not a U.S. Agency.

donnie 09-12-2005 01:19 PM

Who is stronger? Rocky or Rambo?

How old are you people???

Ray Nagin 09-12-2005 01:22 PM

my guess would be the Cuban one


Fidel is still alive

ChevyBalls 09-12-2005 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UsefulJew
dOES ANYONE KNOW?

Mossad for sure. There are so many extreme factions that want to wipe the jews off the face of the earth and push them into the sea, that the jews very existence depends on good inteligence.

I would also say that the French and Italian secret intelligence services rank towards the top in the world. CIA fell behind, IMHO, because of all the budget cuts in years past.

davidd 09-12-2005 01:25 PM

Mossad is caught at almost everything they do, so they have a perceived reputation as being bad ass... but they fuck up so much shit. They are much better at hiring lobbyists to do their bidding in Washington D.C.

CIA, MI6, and French Intelligence... The Chinese... The Russians..

They all have their good days!

je_rome 09-12-2005 06:25 PM

mi5 or the shin bet I guess.

SmokeyTheBear 09-12-2005 06:36 PM

my guess would be the ones we don't know about ;)

Ordo 09-12-2005 06:37 PM

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tranza 09-12-2005 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by donnie
Who is stronger? Rocky or Rambo?

How old are you people???

lol, that's a good question!

PixeLs 09-12-2005 08:39 PM

I don't want to debunk my sexy history teacher on this issue--MOssad has the best intelligence service. :pimp

David! 09-12-2005 08:48 PM

Since I worked in the intelligence business back when I was fresh out of college, I can tell you for sure that it is nothing like anyone imagines.
It is a world of deception, back stabbing and treason. And you'd better cover your ass because of "La raison d'Etat" which means that if you get caught, it is "bye bye".
The good thing about the Mossad and for the most part the CIA too is that they do not leave anyone behind and that they will do the utmost in order to get an agent back.
Back to your question, the actual perception would make one feel that the CIA is top notch, which they are, but realize they are the the most funded intelligence agency in the world. As for the Mossad, they usually are top of the line except for some "incidents" due to political correctness...

Paraskass 09-12-2005 08:52 PM

RCMP > Mossad and CIA combined.

KRL 09-12-2005 08:59 PM

http://www.astrosurf.org/lombry/Documents/logo-nsa.jpg

Without a doubt, the NSA. Their ears and eyes are everywhere.

Lance69 09-12-2005 09:46 PM

My guess is it ain't one that is over glamourised or publicized by Hollywood
The good ones keep thier crap on the down low.:2 cents:


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