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My favorite Simpsons quote...
Bart: "Hey man, when the Big Easy calls, you GOTTA take it."
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Homer: "I believe that children are the future .. unless we stop them now.".
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Marge, don?t discourage the boy. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It?s what separates us from the animals ? except the weasel.
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Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No. Homer: Ham? Lisa: No. Homer: Pork chops? Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal. Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal. |
Marge: Homer! There's someone here who can help you...
Homer: Is it Batman? Marge: No, he's a scientist. Homer: Batman's a scientist?! Marge: It's not Batman! |
Ralph: That's my swingset, and that's my sandbox. I'm not allowed to go in the deep end. And this is where I met the leprechaun.
Bart: Right, the leprechaun. Ralph: He told me to burn things ^ one of my all time fav eps |
"If you really want something in this life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers"
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Homer: Lisa, you and your stories..'Bart is a vampire', 'beer kills braincells'. pfft. Now let's go back to....that...house...thingy...where are beds and tv are.
This is one of my favorites. |
Kid: I'm so hungry I could eat at Arby's.
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I love these kind of threads |
"Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so that it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use."
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Your bra bomb better work Nerdlinger!!
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You never know when an old calendar might come in handy! Sure, it's not 1985 right now, but who knows what tomorrow will bring?
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that's a good one too |
Homer: "Cram it with walnuts!"
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Zombies : Brrrrains, Brraaaaains!
Homer : No please don't eat me, I have a wife and children. Eat them! Zombies : Brains! *Zombies walk over to Homer, knock on his head. And walk away* Zombies : BRAINS!!!! __________________________________________________ _____ Zombie Flanders : Mind if a nibble on your ear a bit? Homer : Eat led Flanders! Bart : Whoa Dad, you just shot Zombie-Flanders! Homer : He was a zombie? |
Homer : "Marge, it takes 2 to lie. One to lie and one to listen."
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"I sleep in a drawer."
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Homer: [trying to disguise his voice]
Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me. Postal Clerk: Okay, Mr. Burns, uh, what's your first name? Homer: [brief pause] I don't know. [outside on the steps of the post office] Great plan, Bart. |
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Ralph Wiggum "My cats breath smells like cat food"
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hahaha love these threads..
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DOH!!! Mmmm...b-e-e-r...
Homerisms...
"Son, a woman is a lot like a... [looks around] a refrigerator! They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds. They make ice, and... um... [spots his can of Duff] Oh, wait a minute. Actually, a woman is more like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! [downs the beer] But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!" "I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless, evil stuff. And I want in." "Always submit to peer pressure." "Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get." "Are you sure you're an accredited and honored pornographer?" "Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like... love!" "Do I know what rhetorical means?" "Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?" "Look at 'em. Watchin' my TV. Sittin on my couch. You better not be in my ass groove!" "I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming." "Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try." "You couldn?t fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine." "Stupid T.V. Be more funny." ADG Webmaster |
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Lisa: Dad, you killed the zombie Flanders!
Homer: He was a zombie? |
"I'll keep it short and sweet. Family, religion, friendship. These
are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. When opportunity knocks, you don't want to be driving to a maternity hospital or sitting in some phony-baloney church. Or synagogue." - Mr. Burns |
Brockman: Could Homer Simpson be a communist? His father spoke out on his behalf.
Abe: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star! |
"I Bent My Wookie"
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Homer: Donut?
Lisa: No, thanks. Do you have any fruit? Homer: [offers some of the donut he's eating] This has purple stuff inside. Purple is a fruit. |
Haha! Tell your mom her cookies suck!
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mmmm beer - homer
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"All right, brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you, but let's just get me through this, and I can get back to killing you with beer." - homer
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Lisa [Walking into kitchen]: Mom... Dad... There is something important that i must go do, you may not agree, but i must do it. [Leaves]
Homer: [Whispering]: Marge, she's going to go narc on our stash. Marge: What stash? Homer: Thats right..... What stash. [ Runs out] Abe: My homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, a communist, but he is not a porn star. |
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Kent: Stay tuned for breaking news, coming to you now... Homer: Sombody found my keys! (talking to the tv) |
lol, man, simpsons rules!
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Ralph: "This taste like mommy's kisses." After biting into Tomacco :)
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Just saw it on a rerun:
Ron Howard to Homer: "You smell like Vodka. And wheat grass." Homer: "Yea. It's called a lawn mower. I just invented it. You want one?" |
hahaha classic thread :1orglaugh
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Hahaha; I still love the Simpsons.
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