Britney Spears just had a baby
 

.. breaking news from the underground - you heard it here first

.. now she is a MILF

milf's ass, she aint no better than any other nasty southern slut.

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Sorry 23 is not MILF. geez.

and just what is the definition of MILF?

Here's a hint, it's NOT the same as the definition for mature.

NO, MILF is correct.

MORON I'D LIKE TO FUCK.

Sums Britney up perfectly I would say.

;-)

Sure it is. I guess half the girls in porn are MILFs then. A woman is a MILF not because she ahs kids is because she's older. MILF term became popular because of American Pie. Now why was Stifler's mom a MILF? Becuase she had kids or she was a sexy mature woman? Hmmmmmm.

If I showed pics of 2 attractive women to someone who is into "MILFs". Now on chick is 20 and the other is 40, but the 20 year old has a baby and the 40 never had kids. Now the person into MILFs does not know this fact. Which one is he going to be more attracted too? Hmmmmmmm

Use your brain. When when you were a teenager did you ever have an attraction to an older woman who happened to have kids? She's MILF right? Now was it her KIDS that attracted you to her? Um no. Did you whack off to fucking her and in that scenario did you think you say shit like "Tell me about you kids" while fucking her? Was that your fantsay? Did you fantsize about fucking her in a room where she had pics of her kids all around?

She's not a cougar but she certainly would classify as a MILF seeing that the "M" stands for MOM(s)!

who gives a damn

Being a MILF has nothing to do with age.
If at 23 a women is a mom, then she is a MILF, "mother I'd like to fuck"

Now thats deep! :upsidedow :upsidedow

Well I am into young MILF's, the old ones just don't do it for me.
Also if I wanted old women, I would go visit mature sites.

man...thanks for saying my thoughts :1orglaugh

link?

9chars

That's just as good, I don't descriminate

:1orglaugh :thumbsup

That stupid slut dosen't want to bother having a vaginal birth.

So I'm glad they'll slice her up

And you can tell that by looking at a pic or watching a video? If that's your definition of a MILF how do you know that the girl in the movie is a MILF? Hmmmmmmmm.

You take the MOTHER part to literally. Mother connotates that's she's older. Stifler was a teen-ager in the first American Pie movie so natually one would assume Stifler's mom was NOT 23. Also if that is you definitaion of a MILF and you get off on MILFs then you're half a pedophile then now aren't you. I mean if you aren't attracted to women unless she has KDIS then it must be the KIDS part that is turning you on. Hmmmmm. So you want to stand by your definition?

can we expect next attempt soon

christina aguilara is so much hotter than fuckin britney spears

How do you know that chick is a MILF going by your definition? Belladonna just had a baby so she's MILF now? So now you like her, but before she had the baby you didn't? So the fact she pushed a kid out her pussy makes you attracted to her? Hmmmmmmmm.

Show me a "MILF" site with nothing but 20 year olds and I'll show you a site that won't last long. I can guarantee you that most REAL people( ie SURFERS ) loooking for MILFs on the internet are looking for women 30+. I can also gurantee you they do not give a shit if she actually has kids or not.

You're clueless.

There's something about a woman who's had kids. At least that's what the real MILF lovers are into.

Don't as me why I know :winkwink:

:laughing-

Ignorance rears it's ugly head once again.

M.I.L.F = Mom I'd Like to Fuck

The acronym is NOT M.M.I.L.F (Mature Mom I'd like to Fuck!) - Moron!

MILF or not, I would still tap that ass :2 cents:

Who gives a flying fuck

No YOU are. Like I said if I showed you a pic or video of a 20 year old how would you KNOW she had kids? You don't. If she's 38 then the odds are likely she has kids. And as I said I seriously doubt it's the KIDS that are getting MILF lovers off. If it is then they are pedophiles to an extent.

If Hillary Duff has a baby she's MILF but Sandra Bullock is 41 and doesn't have kids and she's not? And like I said if the fact the Duff had a baby is the main reason you are attarcted to her and the fact that Bullock doesn't have on is the main reason you are not attracted to her then I'd say you've been hanging out with Michael Jackson too much. THINK about what you are implying.

When I was 19 I had this friend of a friend who had a hot hot 40 year old mom. Man I wanted to bang the shit out of her. Now she was MILF right? She was hot and had 4 kids. I can tell you the fact she has 4 kids had NOTHING to do with me wanting to fuck her.

It's not something someone with a certain fetish can explain. It's just something you see, feel...you just know.

I don't need to obsess and write a whole dissertation trying to prove my point.

Basically...yep. This is the case. You can't be a "Mother I'd Like to Fuck" if you're not a mom.

Sorry dude. I'm sure you'll argue 'til you're blue in the face...but that's how it goes.

MOM implies she's OLDER. Do you take the world so LITERALLY? There are these things called "synonyms". Most people learn about them in grade school.

So If I call you a MOTHERfucker I REALLY mean you fuck your mother? If I call you a COCKsucker I REALLY mean you suck cock? If I call you a "bastard" I REALLY mean you you were born out of wedlock and you do not know who your daddy is? IF I call you "son of a bitch" I REALLY mean you mother is a canine? If I call you an "asshole" I REALLY mean that you are literally one huge anus?

MILF is a term that has been around much longer then American Pie. We used the term since junior high, and I am sure its been around a long time before that.

One again tell me how you KNOW a chick is a MOM going by YOUR difinition of it?

That's how it goes? Please are you the word police? That's your OPINION.

If you are right then MILF is just a fucked up term. And if you are right MILF lover are half-way pedos. Hmmm sure you are right? Sorry, but anyone that thinks Hillary Duff is a MILF is a moron.

Mom doesn't not imply that she's older.

Don't preach about something you think you know but have no clue.

You look like a tool.

http://babagirl.com/care_room.jpg
:pimp

I totally missed where you called someone with a true milf fetish "half a pedophile".

Can I have some of the drugs you're using?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :thumbsup

she looks better pregnant

her tits look better...

Hahahaha, nice one DICKhead! And I REALLY mean that you have a DICK for a HEAD! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

GatorB=Clueless! as is > M=mother I=id L=like F=fuck

Mothers are holy since they raise a child, the pussy is loose, they have responsibilities. Like Cuba Gooding Jr said to Tom Cruise in Jerry Maguire, "don't play around with a mothers pussy".

Having that said, I doubt Britney is much of a mother, she is a child herself. Maybe in a few years she's MILF enough.

Well MILF was never used when I was in HS and that was in the mid 80's and I knew every fucking sexualy based term in the book. If it wased used it wasn't used by many and let's face it it's only become popular since the America Pie movies. And let's face it useage by the culture as a whole determines what a word means no matter what the original meaning was.

The word FAGGOT has been around forever too. Does it still mean a bundle of sticks? The word BAD 50 years ago meant just that. If you say something is BAD today it could mean it's good depending on the context. 200 years ago if you had PRIDE that as a bad thing(and I don't mean good either ) it meant you were vain and egotistical.

Do you eat geletain? Of course, but you call it JELL-O. Even if it's not the JELL-O brand name. Geletain was around long before JELL-O and in fact other flavored geletains are not JELL-O but it doesn't stop you from calling them that.

How about Kleenex? I bet when you need a tissue you ask for some Kleenex. If it's Puffs do you say "Hey moron I asked for Kleenex, not Puffs!" or did you REALLY mean you wanted a tissue. How many people use the word COKE when they REALLY mean ANY brand of cola?

So if I met a 15 year old and I'm told his mom is a MILF I'm naturally going to assume she's 24 years old?

You must since words mean LITERALLY what they are according to the grammar Nazis here.


I guess when I read Moby Dick in school the story was REALLY about a 120 foot long penis.

No...that would be retarded. You'd assume that she's at least in her 30's.

At least I would...but I'm not an idiot so I can't speak for you.

Keep going, this is getting fun!!!

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Deeper and Deeper! If you continue you just might strike oil! :thumbsup

GatorB step away from the crackpipe and the keyboard and go watch some Spongebob.

Usually when I am wrong, and everyone jumps on me for it... I back down and admit it. But that's just me.

id hit it, she's a milf now :Graucho

just before woj!

For you dumbfucks.
MILF = mom I'd like to fuck. However it's pretty likely it's not ment to 23-year old moms.
The term is most likely used by college kids to define some of their friends mom.
A 50 year old man isn't into milf's, it's the teen kids who fantasize about their friends moms.
milf in itself isn't a mature woman, but it's neither a 23 year old mom. :)