what do you do/say to someone who falsely accuses you of stealing something?
 

this fag me and my boy watched the raiders game with on thursday accused us of stealing his gay ass 'legends of the fall' dvd lol. what the fuck would we want with that gay ass shit? it just makes me mad cuz the guy is like seriously thinking we stole his shit. it's not like this guy is a good friend but i might kick it with him sometimes in the future. so what can i do to make him feel like a jackass without just doing the usual "fuck you i didnt steal shit" attitude?

Wait until he finds it and appologizes to you

that's basically the route i'm taking but it's been since thursday lol. so either he hasn't found it yet or he's one stubborn motherfucker...

"kiss my fuckin ass."

You should kick his ass for having a 'Legends of the Fall' DVD.

You know what, since he accused you of stealing shit that you didnt. Just go and really steal some shit.

Thats what i would do. :1orglaugh

Legends of the fall? Sounds like a fucking bisexual movie. Who the fuck steals that shit?

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well damn now that you mention it...we did take like 8 of his beers out his fridge when we left. but that's kinda different, we were all drinking the same beer...i wouldnt steal any of his property like some gay dvd or whatever.

Buy him a brand new one still in a wrapper, and be like hey I felt bad that you thought I stole your DVD, so I bought you this one, and 1-2 new releases.


Make him feel like shittttttttt

lol naw, he's kind of a square. i ain't spending shit on that fool. i just can't really burn bridges with him cuz he's my other friend's roommate.

This thread is funny.

One of my friends accused another one of stealing his shoe last week. A shoe? so fucking retarded. :1orglaugh

accused him for accusing you too... show him the proof (video that he really saw you, you took that damn thing), if not tell him to have an apology...

Buy a new copy of the DVD and put it somewhere in his appartment. When he finds it, just tell him : TOLD YOU I DIDN'T STEAL IT YOU FUCKER!


Then when he apologizes... steal the DVD and sell it to get some of your money back. Nobody should contribute money to that movie. :)

Make him prove it and when he can't make fun of the dumbass

Let him realize it himself. He would be ashamed even to his own shadow...

He sounds like a fuckin' tool. Torch his place while he's sleeping.

Fuck off, behave and grow up.

beat the crap out of that retarded. forget the stealing. but legends of the fall? he should have given you some credit

I really hate false accusations without heavy evidences. It really annoys me alot to hear people accuse me of doing such thing that i don't even know what they are talking about. I would really ignore them if they keep on bothering me. The words would be "don't bother me because i don't have time with this shit".

Tell him you didn't take it and not to bother you until he replaces your Barbara Streisand collection that he ripped off from you... :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh