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Fred Quimby 09-11-2005 06:14 AM

If you were gonna die in a plane crash, do you want to be asleep or awake?
 
I think I'd want to be awake

StuartD 09-11-2005 06:15 AM

depends... am I flying the plane at the time?

CuriousToyBoy 09-11-2005 06:15 AM

I'd want to be asleep ....

Reminds me of the old joke.....

I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming and yelling like the passengers in the bus he was driving.

;-)

Fred Quimby 09-11-2005 06:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NichePay - StuartD
depends... am I flying the plane at the time?

Sure,,,then it would be your fault :1orglaugh

zx35 09-11-2005 06:17 AM

awake, would never want to miss all the fun.

PrintAdult 09-11-2005 06:20 AM

Sleeping

d00t 09-11-2005 06:20 AM

awake at the front of the plane...asleep at the back..

i dont want my last memory being the split second of seeing everything infront of me crumbling and flying towards my face.

remember, statistically, the safest part of a jet is the emergency exit on the left ontop of the wing! (A)

Harmon 09-11-2005 06:22 AM

I don't think it really matters either way...

DeadFidel 09-11-2005 06:36 AM

Unless it was a sudden mid air crash, I doubt you could sleep through an airplane crash :2 cents:

HE WHO HAS RESURFACED! 09-11-2005 06:36 AM

awake. So i could repent.

Nicky 09-11-2005 06:38 AM

awake so I can pick up a parachute(sp?) and jump :upsidedow

MaDalton 09-11-2005 06:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nicky
awake so I can pick up a parachute(sp?) and jump :upsidedow


did you ever see a parachute in a passenger machine? just life vests, even on flights which do not go over water. and now tell me how many planes have successfully landed on water where the life vests were needed...

maybe i have just seen Fight Club one time too much :helpme

HE WHO HAS RESURFACED! 09-11-2005 06:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton
did you ever see a parachute in a passenger machine? just life vests, even on flights which do not go over water. and now tell me how many planes have successfully landed on water where the life vests were needed...

maybe i have just seen Fight Club one time too much :helpme

Who specified it was a passenger plane.

MaDalton 09-11-2005 07:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HE WHO HAS RESURFACED!
Who specified it was a passenger plane.

me :glugglug

Pete-KT 09-11-2005 07:15 AM

awake so i can try to jump out the door like a mad man :)

u-Bob 09-11-2005 07:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by d00t
remember, statistically, the safest part of a jet is the emergency exit on the left ontop of the wing! (A)

it's not the safest place, it's the place where your body is most likely to be found intact. that's all...

Machete_ 09-11-2005 07:45 AM

I'll be the one running around screaming " I DONT WANT TO DIE AS A VIRGIN"

Young 09-11-2005 07:50 AM

Does it really matter in the end. Once you die there is nothingness, you remember nothing because you no longer exist.

zobmaster 09-11-2005 07:58 AM

Fuck I'm taking the plane on the 14 stop with that shit. i'm already anxious enought with all the planes who already crashed those last weeks........

Awake, I don't want to miss the last part of my life..... Plus I can't sleep in plane!

Sosa 09-11-2005 09:06 AM

asleep for sure

Ray Nagin 09-11-2005 09:14 AM

I dont want to die

MandyBlake 09-11-2005 09:15 AM

definitely asleep.

Wolfy 09-11-2005 11:01 AM

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming like the other passengers in his car.

tony286 09-11-2005 11:04 AM

be asleep and then just wake up in heaven :)

Doc911 09-11-2005 11:10 AM

When the captian came over the intercom and said that the plane was going down, a young 18 year old virgin girl stood and and started screaming.

"Can some one make me feel like a real woman before I die?"

A handsome greek god from the back of the plane approached her. He slowly unbuttoned his shirt while walking towards her. As he came near he removed his shirt and threw it towards her.

"Sure honey go wash this for me"

fl_prn_str 09-11-2005 11:11 AM

cant sleep during any type of travel. :(

Matt 26z 09-11-2005 11:12 AM

Why don't large airliners all have ejection seats for passangers?

Niqqer 09-11-2005 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nicky
awake so I can pick up a parachute(sp?) and jump :upsidedow

and get sucked into the engine, hehehe. :1orglaugh

tranza 09-11-2005 01:58 PM

Doesn't really matter for me...

throwdown 09-11-2005 01:59 PM

i rather be on fire, feeling my flesh boil off

Niqqer 09-11-2005 02:06 PM

Anyway, I'd like to be awake for the plane going down part.

And asleep for the horrible death.

zentz 09-11-2005 02:11 PM

asleep of course

2257-Ben 09-11-2005 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ebus_dk
I'll be the one running around screaming " I DONT WANT TO DIE AS A VIRGIN"

Oh to be 18 again...

VeriSexy 09-11-2005 02:33 PM

Well pretty impossible to sleep with tons of people screaming but I rather be asleep :Oh crap

assmunk 09-11-2005 02:38 PM

Awake. imagine the rush you get right before your helpless body smashes into the seat in front of you...

VeriSexy 09-11-2005 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matt 26z
Why don't large airliners all have ejection seats for passangers?


It would make the cost of the plane way more expensive.....

Ace-wtf 09-11-2005 02:40 PM

if it's time to go,
go with a bang!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Fred Quimby 09-11-2005 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by throwdown
i rather be on fire, feeling my flesh boil off

If were gonna talk abt other way od dying,,then I wanna be Drawn and Quartered. :thumbsup

Dalai lama 09-11-2005 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NichePay_PeteKT
awake so i can try to jump out the door like a mad man :)

they wont allow you

Dalai lama 09-11-2005 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matt 26z
Why don't large airliners all have ejection seats for passangers?

they dont give a shit when a plane crashes and you or me dies in it. The only thing that they are sorry for is that plane could make more profit on the next flight.

lisa k 09-11-2005 04:43 PM

Definately asleep!

Vitasoy 09-11-2005 05:58 PM

Asleep I guess... better not know anything.

Niqqer 09-11-2005 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by throwdown
i rather be on fire, feeling my flesh boil off

I'd pay huge money to see that. Seriously.

latinasojourn 09-11-2005 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harmon
I don't think it really matters either way...

yes it matters.

many airline and most general aviation crashes are survivable if you know how to get out. airplanes continue to fly even with power loss, they just become gliders. even jets can make successful off-airport forced landings on land or water in the event of power loss. and almost all single engine small planes can land safely in a short flat area due to low stall speed. a cessna skyhawk can land and get stopped in about 400 feet with a dead engine.

if you are asleep, or inattentive about where your emergency exit is your greatest danger is fire of smoke inhalation after a successful forced landing. you need to get out of the airplane, and you need to be awake.

Spunky 09-11-2005 08:27 PM

Hopefully I'm fast asleep if it ever happened

jscott 09-11-2005 08:29 PM

i'd rather be sleeping but i'm sure i'd get woken up by everyone screaming

so i think EVERYONE would be awake no matter what

broke 09-11-2005 08:29 PM

Why do you assume you'd die in a crash?

broke 09-11-2005 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by latinasojourn
even jets can make successful off-airport forced landings on land or water in the event of power loss.

If you think a jet ditching could ever be construed as a landing let alone a successful one, you're a fool. Same kind of dope that tells me to put on my life vest to jump into the North Atlantic in the event of a ditching... I mean "water landing".

latinasojourn 09-11-2005 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by broke
If you think a jet ditching could ever be construed as a landing let alone a successful one, you're a fool. Same kind of dope that tells me to put on my life vest to jump into the North Atlantic in the event of a ditching... I mean "water landing".

not a fool. just a pilot for 20 years.

jets rarely ditch in the ocean. but if they do they are equipped with life rafts and fly "great circle routes" with specified altitudes and calculated engine out glide ratios to minimize the chance of a water ditching. there are no single engine airlines, and these aircraft can remain aloft losing half their engines.

when you fly to london from NYC you are mostly gliding distance to land the entire distance. same with chicago to tokyo.

when lindbergh flew the spirit of st.louis to paris he was over land most of the time. airlines do something similar as geography permits.

there is a reason airplanes don't go down in the middle of the ocean much. but if you must ditch in the ocean make sure you know how to put on your life vest---how to inflate it, and how to use the blow tube, and the emergency light. it is designed to save your life. there are lots of safety measures but lack of knowledge kills plenty of people when things go wrong.

MetroPornTour 09-11-2005 08:53 PM

I would eat out the stewardess.

And hopefully....
50 dead people


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