im on top of the world!!! I just shook hands with bill gates!
 

wow! bill gates just shook my hand, because i told him im a relative of spacedog.

he just called me and said he had some dried cum on it when he did it... he's laughing.

dried cum????
he told me that was the new advanced office xp 2006 which will be in liquid form!!!! that fucking bastard. im switching to netscape for my browser and a typewrite z edition for my computer. we shall see who will be laughing then

I used to keep a vat of random Microsoft employees cum in my freezer, and sell 10 mg vials of it on ebay...I've got some left, if you need cum.

i dont need to buy any cum.....i have the best one right now, in my hand! you didnt think i would wash my hand after shaking bill's hand, did you?
hmmm......i have a interesting dillema now.......any girls here who want to have billy boys baby? just think about the childsupport possibilities!!

I'm not selling, man...I'm giving it out! Free cum for all my GFY pals and their spouses/life partners! Cum cum cum...Get it while it hot...er...frozen.

Why didn't you hit him in the face.
You shoulda pulled him by his hand and just let your left hook bite him in the jaw. Then laugh about it in jail. :)

hahahahaa