Any of you actually had sex with a porno grrl?
 

Here I sit, pounding vodka and trying to build a gallery, and as I look at the models, I realize I've never had sex with any of em. This is wrong. How many of my fellow webmasters have banged a porn girlie? I need to know, to increase my depression level as I look at boobs this evening.

I did a shoot with Kitty Foxxx...I was nervous as hell...

I plead the 5th. Hey Oscer, Railz, and Waste..... What happened in Vegas? hehehe

Yup, my wife!

This one time at band camp.......

No and no.

Good god no.

You might as well throw your cock in a dumpster and then go to the bus station and rub the head of your penis all around the inside rim of the toilets.

Fuck, I will go without thank you.

ive done a lightspeed girl :D

You too? Does this make us brothers in some way?

I'll remember that next time my lazy fuck of a brother-in-law asks when I'm gonna bring some "primo porn tail" to his house

I wear multiple condoms for this very reason.......also, it makes "it" thicker so they can actually feel it. Now if I can just find a way to add some length. :(

You had sex with Kitty Foxx?

The legendary 70s big boob porn star?

Wooden dowel and Krazy Glue...the ladies will love ya!

this was a different kitty foxxx.......she was probably pretty active in the 70's though ;)))

I think rrred has seen the pics,........

just smashed her in the head with a brick mid-fuck and when she comes to, tell her you were so big it caused her to pass out...

Is there any type of brick in particular that works best for this? ;)

I got my dong sucked by a porno chick named Lauren...haven't seen her in any content personally tho.

I fucked Jennie Rivers

well, your basic cinder block is too big...she'll see it...a good red masonary brick does well, just be careful and make sure you brush any brick dust off the pillow or she might get suspicious.......

please note, this works better on porn bimbos than wives, girlfriends, etc.

I don't think Oscer, Railz, and Waste count as porno girlies!

You make money off of these girls, and then you insult them. That's big of you.

For the record, fur burgers are not drain pipes. They don't collect residue from past filth. In fact, they naturally clean themselves.

If I wasn't married, I wouldn't discriminate just because a girl had been with some porn guys.

Once again.....I need the BOL for this move. You have my order ready yet?

You need to come to Seattle on the 1st Lance. We need you at the party. Bring the BOL too.

LMAO. That was good Wizzo. Damn good. :)

Ya fucknut.

Remember the Behind The Music with the Go-Go's?

I licked a stripper's sweaty tits once.

Does that count?

Strippers are usually pretty good in bed. They are very open and adventurous. I suggest you get them after their shift, take them to a hottub or home for a shower then get busy. Strippers are freaks.... in a good way. Just do not get me started on their mental problems.

I'll give it a try...I'm finishing up a new opt-in mailer and the finishing touches on the new DarkDollars stuff...but I'll really try to make it...haven't been to Seattle in quite awhile

If you recall my "I got the crabs for real" thread a few weeks back? Guess what the chica who gave em to me did for a living?

strippers are great for amazingly hot sex, but they aren't so good for anything long term (more than 1 day) and they are totally useless as content........

No shit. I shot 2 strippers last year and they were the only 2 girls I had problems with. The 2nd one flaked on me for 3 shoots in a row. I have a lot of friends who are strippers but you will never catch me trying to date them.

Was it this chick?

<a href="http://www.wildwebamateurs.com/model/39">http://www.wildwebamateurs.com/model/39</a>

I know she does blowjob stuff..

No but if she is in Orange County, I will shoot her the next time I am there. You gonna hook a brotha up?

That cause you've never seen me in a dress!

Errrm, wait - that wasn't what I meant...

Have you both checked in with the Public Health Department yet?

LOL

Does boneprone's mom count?

I might TRADE you some models.. =) I make it up to Seattle all the time [hometown].

I didn't count her...as she's more amatuer than pro, I'd think...

Hey Sykk, did that Kitty Foxxx shoot invlove the ole wrinkled Marshmallow?

you know it bro :)

so Timbo, you and DJ finally ready to sell that 404 traffic?? :)

no way man, she's been around the block a few times over, definitely a PRO-FESSIONALE!

Seriously DO NOT GIVE THEM YOUR REAL PHONE NUMBER
learned that the hard way:waaaaahh

well thanks to you i will never be able to take a piss in a bus station again

I can;t really comment on this. My wife is starting to fucking read this board too. Just what I needed.

Sykk,

Fuck! Now you get it together? Damnit, we decided to end the free host charade. Not like my hands aren't already full.


Oh yeah, and I almost forgot to add in my Porn Star lays.
Robo Fox, and that Grand Canyon of a whore that "claimed" to have slept with 300 dudes. What's her name? She spreads for the Blue dude now..................I need help, I am a sinner!

"I don't think Oscer, Railz, and Waste count as porno girlies!"
fuck fooled agian
they said they were porn stars ,

hahah fuck dude, I can't believe you stuck your dick in Jasmine St. Clair....but the Blue Dude is fucking buff now, he's no longer a 350 pound fatfuck...so could you smell his ballsweat all over Jasmine?

yeah, finally got it together, but mainly doing private deals...

sss.. does masturbating count?
I would love to have sex with Jenna Jameson..she´s cute.

eewwwwww, I'd rather fuck a rusty cheese grater........

Just put it in a microwave for a few seconds, it'll be warm. nice. :Graucho

Ive done a penis-health model

still cant walk