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UsefulJew 09-09-2005 05:17 PM

In one sentence: What is the main issue between Jews and Arabs?
 
They seem to hate eachother supposedly.

Why?

mrthumbs 09-09-2005 05:19 PM

thats like asking "where did mankind come from" or "does god exist".

ServerGenius 09-09-2005 05:21 PM

religion

Young 09-09-2005 05:21 PM

Jews are supposedly on Muslim Holy Land. Most of those Jews on that land were driven from Europe. The Jews also believe that they belong in that area because thats where they came from before they were driven out Old Testament style.

Whos right? I dont know.

KRL 09-09-2005 05:21 PM

It's our land. No it's our land. Bang. Bang. Bang.
Let's make peace. Fuck you. Fuck you.
Kaboom. Kaboom. Kaboom.

(repeat chorus over and over)

Mr Dickovitch 09-09-2005 05:21 PM

Arabs enjoy killing and when the Jews moved in it gave them a good excuse.

UsefulJew 09-09-2005 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrthumbs
thats like asking "where did mankind come from" or "does god exist".

i can answer those. intelligent design.

xNetworx 09-09-2005 05:22 PM

Compare the way they treat their women. Thats should tell you a lot.

Young 09-09-2005 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UsefulJew
intelligent design.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

UsefulJew 09-09-2005 05:22 PM

see, the problem seems to be in the interpretation of the question. one sentence, people.

BIGTYMER 09-09-2005 05:23 PM

One word. Land.

sumphatpimp 09-09-2005 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UsefulJew
They seem to hate eachother supposedly.

Why?

if you don't know the answer to that question, how can you be a UsefulJew?

:1orglaugh

UsefulJew 09-09-2005 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigTymer
One word. Land.

you would think olive trees and sand could be grown elsewhere.

hilly 09-09-2005 05:25 PM

With a nick like UsefulJew

After Shock Media 09-09-2005 05:29 PM

God.

This rambling here is cause 3 letters is not enough.

Fletch XXX 09-09-2005 05:31 PM

Neither one can accept the fact that when Revelations occurs - both will ultimately be wiped off the face of the planet and their entire race destroyed for not accepting Christ as the Lord and Savior.

revelations is pretty good stuff.

neither one can accept it, so theyve been fighting over the holy land - so when jesus comes back, they can kill him again.

Jace 09-09-2005 05:32 PM

one like the butter side up, and one likes the butter side down

Young 09-09-2005 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fletch XXX
Neither one can accept the fact that when Revelations occurs - both will ultimately be wiped off the face of the planet and their entire race destroyed for not accepting Christ as the Lord and Savior.

revelations is pretty good stuff.

neither one can accept it, so theyve been fighting over the holy land - so when jesus comes back, they can kill him again.

http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a494/a494.gif :helpme

Fletch XXX 09-09-2005 05:33 PM

In fact, one could assume that bexause Revelations and Christs coming involves the destruction of all remaining Jews on Earth - the Jews want control of this land, strictly for possibly prolonging Christs coming, or killing him as soon as the Seventh Seal is opened and the Angels sound the trumpets.

Little horn is going to eat all the arabs

Young 09-09-2005 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fletch XXX
In fact, one could assume that bexause Revelations and Christs coming involves the destruction of all remaining Jews on Earth - the Jews want control of this land, strictly for possibly prolonging Christs coming, or killing him as soon as the Seventh Seal is opened and the Angels sound the trumpets.

Little horn is going to eat all the arabs

Revelations used to scare the shit out of me when I was in Sunday school at 8 years old. But then I grew up

psili 09-09-2005 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DynaSpain
religion

Best answer so far. I'll go a bit more generic and say:

Quote:

Originally Posted by psili
They believe rather than just have ideas.

Every time this subject comes up, I always bring up the movie "Dogma", but the line where Chris Rock talked about "belief" compared to "ideas" made a whole lot of sense. Even in a cheesy movie.

UsefulJew 09-09-2005 05:35 PM

what about the pork issue?

Young 09-09-2005 05:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UsefulJew
what about the pork issue?

you can't be jewish. is this another attempt at a fake nick ?

pornguy 09-09-2005 05:38 PM

Because neither one of them is smart enough to study fucking history, and figure out that they are the same FUCKIN PEOPLE!

Rochard 09-09-2005 06:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy
Because neither one of them is smart enough to study fucking history, and figure out that they are the same FUCKIN PEOPLE!

This is so simple yet it no one seems to have figured this out yet.

Linkster 09-09-2005 06:12 PM

Exactly - the only reason they split apart was due to the king choosing one god to represent Jerusalems ruling party and the "imports" didnt like it so they split off for their own gods

Stamen 09-09-2005 06:24 PM

Territorial dispute brought on by a schism in their religious beliefs.

Alex 09-09-2005 07:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fletch XXX
Neither one can accept the fact that when Revelations occurs - both will ultimately be wiped off the face of the planet and their entire race destroyed for not accepting Christ as the Lord and Savior.

revelations is pretty good stuff.

neither one can accept it, so theyve been fighting over the holy land - so when jesus comes back, they can kill him again.


Thanks for enlighthing me.

I forgot that Judiasm was a race.

I always thought it was a religion, silly me.



[/sarcasm]

Joe Citizen 09-09-2005 07:06 PM

Useful jew is an oxymoron.

Redrob 09-09-2005 07:09 PM

The British fucked everything up when they left after WWII by not giving the Jews and Palestinians their own countries.

Alex 09-09-2005 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy
Because neither one of them is smart enough to study fucking history, and figure out that they are the same FUCKIN PEOPLE!

Which part of history class did i miss where it has been proven we all come from the same two people?

psili 09-09-2005 07:11 PM

Look. I don't know the answer, but here's what google told me

http://www.jewfaq.org/judaism.htm

And I still have no answer.

So beside your sarcasm, what's the answer?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alex
Thanks for enlighthing me.

I forgot that Judiasm was a race.

I always thought it was a religion, silly me.



[/sarcasm]


xNetworx 09-09-2005 07:51 PM

This thread is full of

http://www.sickopath.com/rp20.jpg

milan 09-09-2005 08:08 PM

As an Israeli and a Jew that served 3+ years in the israeli army I can tell you we actually consider our self cousins (according to the bible).

This is for a long time now not being about land or religion just pure hate at this point.

Sad but true? Peace there not in our life time.

Grapesoda 09-09-2005 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UsefulJew
They seem to hate eachother supposedly.

Why?

the foreskin :thumbsup

Linkster 09-09-2005 09:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alex
Which part of history class did i miss where it has been proven we all come from the same two people?

I think what he means is that from around 5000- 1000 BC they were all one group - the split occured around 1000 BC due to a kings will to make only one god the omnipotent one and this led to the formation of the two different sects of Palestine

Holly 09-09-2005 09:42 PM

Isaac and Ishmael

Redrob 09-09-2005 10:47 PM

Weren't Jews and Palestinians both decended from different sons of Abraham in the Old Testament? Seems I remember both sects tracing their roots to Abraham. Happened back in the Fire and Brimstone days of miracles and sheep herding.

llporter 09-09-2005 10:51 PM

One word - circumcision

http://www.shands.org/health/surgeries/images/10223.jpg

Holly 09-09-2005 11:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Redrob
Weren't Jews and Palestinians both decended from different sons of Abraham in the Old Testament? Seems I remember both sects tracing their roots to Abraham. Happened back in the Fire and Brimstone days of miracles and sheep herding.

Interesting. I wonder what their names were?

Mr. Soul 09-10-2005 01:11 AM

The occupation of Palistine.

alexg 09-10-2005 01:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alex
Thanks for enlighthing me.

I forgot that Judiasm was a race.

I always thought it was a religion, silly me.



[/sarcasm]

Judaism is not a race, but it's both religion, and nationality...

alexg 09-10-2005 01:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joe Citizen
Useful jew is an oxymoron.

what a moron

Alex 09-10-2005 01:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alexg
Judaism is not a race, but it's both religion, and nationality...


Not so much called a nationality these days any more. But yea, i still remember old passwords where my nationality along with my fathers was Jewish.

Paul Markham 09-10-2005 01:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UsefulJew
you would think olive trees and sand could be grown elsewhere.

So when the Jews get kicked out of Israel that will be your answer?

They stole the land and the rightful owners want it back.

There's, one sentence for you.

kuthi123 09-10-2005 01:28 AM

Arabs are muslims.

alexg 09-10-2005 01:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alex
Not so much called a nationality these days any more.

it still is...
when you say someone is a jew, it has not only a religious meaning as when you say someone is christian...

alexg 09-10-2005 01:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kuthi123
Arabs are muslims.

not necessarily.

Paul Markham 09-10-2005 01:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fletch XXX
In fact, one could assume that bexause Revelations and Christs coming involves the destruction of all remaining Jews on Earth - the Jews want control of this land, strictly for possibly prolonging Christs coming, or killing him as soon as the Seventh Seal is opened and the Angels sound the trumpets.

Little horn is going to eat all the arabs

What you have to remember about all the writings in the bible are based on writings that were done by hand, comissioned by the victors, edited, compile and stored by the victors. I would as much accept what the bible says as I would accept what any politician tells me.

Some guy walks down from a mountain, tells everyone he's been speaking to God, who told him to go over the next hill kill everyone there including women and children and live there. And this comes from a loving God!!!!

As for Revelations it was used to scare the Pagans into being Christians and keep them Christians. And who used it? The GWBs of their day.

Now don't you think that the bible could be a bit biased?

alexg 09-10-2005 01:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by charly
So when the Jews get kicked out of Israel

keep believing this...

btw why do you call it israel? aren't you acknowledging the jew's rights over this land by calling it so? :)


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