2 Guys In a Bar
 

So this one guy leans to the other and says....

"I've fucked your mother, the bitch sucked my cock and I fingered in her ass and then shot my load all over her tits !!!!"

The first guy looked at him and said....


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"I think you've had enough to drink already Dad, let's go home.

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one says 'i got monkey at home that can suck a mean dick you wanna try'
the other dude say 'sure why not'
gets to the pad
the dude says to the monkey ' go suck his dick'
the monkey looks at him like he's crazy
the dude say again 'go suck his dick'
the monkey doesn't budge
so the dude says to the monkey 'This is the late time i show you'

lol! never heard that one

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very funny good ones lol

racked em shit it killed him

Couple of good ones there :)

haha that was not bad.