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Little Johnny on...

Philosophy A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?"

She calls on little Johnny. He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot."

The teacher replies "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."

Then little Johnny says "I have a question for YOU;

There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream.

The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone.

The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied "Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."

To which Little Johnny replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on', but I like your thinking."

im to ripped to read this, but it loox like it would be funny if i could see / comprehend /think / be coherent / etc...

:rasta :thefinger

oops, i started posting nd realized im all ja cked up and i already posted... disregard.....

HAHAHAHA! I think its "Puff, Puff, Give."

Not "Puff, Puff, Puff,Puff, Puff, Puff,Puff, Puff, Puff,Puff, Puff, Puff,Puff, Puff, Puff,Puff, Puff, Puff,Puff, Puff, Puff,Puff, Puff, Puff,Puff, Puff, Puff,Puff, Puff, Puff..."

No shit huh? Come on KMan... you are fucking up the rotation. You are lucky you are my friend, others would kill you for doing that.

WERD!

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