My First Day Back to the Gym
 

I am going to the gym for the first time since my Europe Trip last summer. My wife is making me go. This apprears to be the first day with many days to follow

This is gunna hurt.
I hate the fucking gym.
Maybe Ill hang in the hot tub and talk to some faggots.

on your trip to the congo i noticed a belly hangin off the rib cage

no wonder your woman wants ya in shape

HAHAHA love that pic.

Dude, as you attorney and advisor of lo these many years, I suggest you just sit on the couch and do bong hits. When the woman sticks her head and and says, "Why aren't you at the gym?", just hold up the bong a yell as loud as you can, "I AM at the fucking gym! The bong gym! Now go and make me some FUCKING PIE!" Then start speaking in tongues and roll around on the floor untill she gets off of that kick. It worked for me. I now weigh almost 400 pounds, and I'm high as a kite. Single tho. And I have no pie.

Think of it this way: at least you will be able to see your dick again.

Bone, it was my second day in 3 months. One thing true in life...once you get into something, you keep going with it....you go to the gym reguarly, then you go 3-4 times a week...if you stop, you dont go 7 times a week...

almost pathetic what i could do yesterday and today...


Summers almost here

vacations give me a right to take 3 months off, i say

Hehehe:1orglaugh

Yeah, be carful with those hot tubs and saunas. The weirdest thing happened to me today.

I usually get in the sauna for 4-5 minutes before I hit the weights. Usually there is noone in the sauna and I just warm and get ready to go....but today! As I was walking in the sauna, in full clothes :), this one dude walked by and said hi. When I went in the sauna another guy was getting ready to leave, and said, "come on in!". He then proceeded to dry his groin area off for the next 30 seconds while looking at me! When he left, the guy I saw fully clothed 30 seconds earlier comes into the sauna buck naked, no towel nothing and sits down bare ass on the seat! Thats some filthy shit!

Be carful!!!

Gym sauna=queer central!

Just got back.
I feel like shit.

It takes a day at the gym looking in the mirrors there to tell how fucking bad ya look to motivate ya.

FUCK.
This is gunna take a while.

Almost makes me wanna stop with the fast food and burgers.

one thing I missed about the gym was wearing these porn shirts I got from the convention.

Today I wore my cybererotica shirt to the gym.
Ill wear the top bucks one tomorrow.

My wife likes to wear the IGallery shirts at the gym, but soon she'll be wearing anal hobbit shirts as soon as I get em all made.

lol, I went with the GFY sweatshirt, they wouldn't let me in at 24 hours Fitness SuperSports.

yeah im at 24 hour fitness also.
But we always go during the day around 2:00 pm or late at night like after 11:00 pm

Usually the people around those hours are pretty cool about it.
During the day its usually packed with a lot of strippers and thier personal trainers thats why i like going at that time.

Never go in during the morning, all these fucking house wives.
They dont like pron for some reason.

And dont go in during rush hour after work 6:00 pm time to 9:00 pm, they will not let ya wear that shit then either!

But late at nigt its all good, they dont give a fuck.
In fact they will even give ya free tans if the people at the dek know ya late at night.

I noticed there seems to be an abundance of faggots at night at my gym though.

My wife says I think all guys who are tan and fit and lean at the gym are faggots, but I swear they are.

Youd have to be gay to love your body that damn much.

Those tanning rooms ain't doing shit to me man, I get a headache from all that bluelight for no reason.

By the way , have you tried those new ones "24 hrs Super Sports" ?

A little more expensive but much better quality equipment all around the gym + free towels :)

you fat slob

haha now gym is good, ive been tearin up the gym the past months and things are now better than ever!! =-)

your wife was even calling me askin me out.... shrug

yeah the one we go to is a S uper sport one its fucking cool.
I like it minus the faggots.

Pool and basketball gym, has it all.
Those blue lights are good for ya.

I love to jerk off in the booths. It feels sooooo natural.

Ok they have "SPORTS" now they also have "SUPER SPORTS"
which used the be the "Q Clubs" 24hrs bought all these gyms, at least here in TX.

Say hello to Snow for me.

I doubt it.

heh you edited that message, well weird,
I go to 2 of them, but the super sports does not have a bball court. But I get free towels in the other one plus is 10 miles closer to my home.

Try Cardio Kicking Ass if you want to loose weight fast. Ive done like 20 something pounds in 6 weeks without extreme dieting :thumbsup

Cardio Kicking?

Is that the Texan terminology for Gay Bashing?

I dont hate the faggots at my gym that much bro!

lol you can either kick some gay ass around the gym or join the cardio kickbox class.

you might look stupid at first , but it works.

Yeah I just joined a gym about 2 months ago.. Been going for the last 2 months... Gives you something to do during the day besides getting fat sitting in front of a computer.... I want to look good for the summer parties:winkwink:

look good for summer paties?

Are you a faggot?

Yeah a year ago I was about 270lbs and now I am down to about 215... Over the last 3 weeks I have not been to the gym once!!

DAMMIT I AM GOING TOMORROW!!

SEE YA THERE BONE!!! I will be the guy there in the tight spaghetti strapped muscle shirt and extra tight spandex shorts offerering everybody "spots". LOL!

TEA BAG MADNESS!!!

DH:glugglug

hey thas fucked up, i represent that mark!

I finally broke down and got a Hoist 310 so now I have no excuse for not working out. I still have my gym membership but that one's soooo easy to skip.

So boneprone , is this a total overhaul or just some simple bodywork ...........dinging of the fenders?

LOL... DH.....


BP, gotta look tight you know what I'm saying big boy:zzwhip

its a major lyfe style change.
Every fall and winter I get real fucking lazy and dont work out, and i usually feel like shit around the month of May when the weather gets nice and its too late to get in spring shape. Nevertheless I normally work out hard all summer so it keeps me in line.

Except last summer I skipped working out all together.
With the Europe trip and all the other travel I did I said fuck it, and now im payiing the price.

I figure Ill get in shape early this year before late spring and summer comes.


Day 2 at the Gym is tonight!

so are we going to see before and after pics.......heheh:Graucho

LOL Squishy


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