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As GFY is now a news source instead of a webmaster board, I just wanted to welcome all the surfers to the new and improved CNN. News reports SECONDS after they hit the wires, even completely useless drivel will be posted.

My penis is plump and thick

lmaoooooooooooooooo

Stop bitching before I whip your "I used to want to be an American until they deported me outta there" ass.