saw a girl tonight with a black eye
 

so right away i am thinking.. "great she does'nt listen.. but I aproach her anyways and low and behold ended up with my cock in her mouth later

:1orglaugh did you bust in her face? that would have made her night

Dave Attell is just echoing in my head right now ......

"...so a couple of McNuggets and lies later, we're back at my place. And we're having sex doggie style. Now I didn't plan it that way..... that's just how she passed out...."


Fucking priceless!!! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

now you know I did

hahahah attell rocks ..... she's screaming names that don't exist... oh fuck me goofy... just like that papa smurf.. I dunno if she was retarded or just looking at my sheets

I better start looking for a girl with a black eye, he he he, lucky you!

taking advantage of some sad girls?

That is one of the funniest Dave Attell skits... he rocks.

livejournal, makeoutclub, or myspace is the new place i would goto pickup girls for content :)

home of emo ;)

trust me you will find the most fucked up girls on those 3

When she got home her other eye got blackened.

hell yeah and if there willing to do it... I have had 4 myspace accounts I delete them once I have no idea who is on there... but these girls will do anything... I bought one beer she fucked me within like 2 min of being here she whiped my cock out... good fucking stuff

Haha, I had no idea what makeoutclub was so I checked it out. Here's the first profile I clicked on.

http://www.makeoutclub.com/page_disp...hannon_Toashes :1orglaugh

nice one

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

of course not, who said that :pimp

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?



Nothing. You already told her twice.

Shoulda shot some content!

Sounds like a reality site.