| DarkJedi |
09-02-2005 03:11 PM |
FUCK THESE MOTHER FUCKING COLD CEREAL COMMERCIAL CARTOONS, I'VE HAD IT !! (rant)
FUCK ME. You know what's ALWAYS bothered me? Those cold cereal commercial cartoons. I mean that is just some FUCKED UP SHIT. Take the Trix rabbit for example. I dunno, if I were him I'd be fucking KILLING some kids. I remember one commercial where the fuckin rabbit WENT INTO A FUCKING STORE AND BOUGHT A BOX OF TRIX WITH HIS OWN FUCKING MONEY. Fucking kids came outta NOWHERE and basically mug the poor stupid bitch rabbit. "Silly rabbit Trix are for kids." Fuckin rabbit just sits there and looks depressed. FUCK NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That wouldn't fly with me. I'd have bitch-slapped EVERY ONE OF those fucking bitches and made them go get me the REST of a "complete breakfast" and eat Trix right in front of them bitches and THEN beat the shit out of them some more!!!!!!!!!!!!! And WHAT THE FUCK is with the disguises? All the dumb rabbit does is hide his ears and all of a sudden he's a fuckin kid? I dunno about you, but if I SAW a 6 foot fucking RABBIT with his ears tucked under a baseball cap, I wouldn't immediately think "Hey, there's a cool lookin human kid, let me go over and share some of my cereal with him" But. NOOOOOOOOooo!!! I'd be thinking "that's a 6 foot fucking RABBIT with his ears tucked under a baseball cap... what the FUCK IS GOING ON HERE?"
Another odd thing... wtf is up with cereal being "A part of this complete breakfast"? Last time I checked, cereal WAS breakfast. On the commercials they show a big ass bowl of frosted flakes next to a waffle, a pancake, toast, a banana, a fuckin grapefruit... who the FUCK eats a breakfast that big?
Oh And what about Lucky Charms? Lucky can turn the fucking MOON into a marshmallow, yet, he can't escape a bunch of fucking 6 year olds?!?!? C'mon now, Lucky. I KNOW your bitch ass has got to have a "Blow the fucking kids up" spell SOMEWHERE or make "kid marshamllows" and EAT those bitches. "They're after me Lucky Charms!"
FUCKING LUCKY CHARMS. FUCKING KILL THEM, BITCH! Shit just fucking pisses me the MOTHER fuck off.
ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!! FUCK EM'I'M GOING TO THE MARKET AND IF ANYONE STEPS I'M GOING TO MOTHER FUCKING KNOCK THEM THE FUCKING OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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