Big Sofware Problem - Be Warned !!!
 

Dear IT Support
Eighteen months ago I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2
which I'd used for years without any trouble. However, there are
apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution
was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.
To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is also incompatible with several
other applications, such as Lads Night Out 3.1, Football 2 and
Playboy 6.1.
Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better. A shareware
beta-programme, Party Girl 2.1 which I tried had many bugs and left a
virus
in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks.
Eventually I tried to run Girlfriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same
time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other
they caused severe damage to my hardware.
Sensing a way out, I then upgraded to Fianc?e 1.0 only to discover
hat this product soon had to be upgraded (at great cost)to Wife 1.0,
which Ibreluctantly agreed to because, whilst Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my
available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSex Plus and
Cleanhouse 2000.
Shortly after this upgrade however I then discovered that Wife 1.0 can
be very unstable and costly to run. For example, any mistakes I made were
automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted.
They then resurfaced months later when I had forgot about them. Wife 1.0
also has an automatic Diary Explorer and E-mail porn filter, and can,
without warning, launch Photostrop and Whingezip!
These latter products have no help files and I have to try and guess
what the problem is myself.
Additional costly problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating
regularly,requiring Shoe Shop Browser for new attachments and also
Hairstyle Express which needs to be reinstalled every other week.
Wife 1.0 also spawns unwelcome child processes that also drains my
resources. It also conflicted with some of the new games I wanted to
try, stating that they are an illegal operation.
When Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Audi TT programme it often crashes
or runs the system dry. Wife 1.0 also has a rather annoying pop-up called
Mother-in-Law, which can't be turned off.
Recently I've attempted to try Mistress 2000, but there could be
problems, a friend has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects the
presence of Mistress 2000 it tends to delete all my MS Money files before
un-installing itself.
Any Ideas ?
Kind regards

only about 6 years old now..

really ?
i need to start reading my emails !

:uhoh
sorry

Still funny six years later though ... and so very true :winkwink:

First time I read it & I found it very amusing..:1orglaugh

Oldie but goodie.....and frighteningly realistic :eek2

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