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Hollywood Horwitz 09-02-2005 12:07 PM

Michael Moore sums it up!
 
Dear Mr. Bush:

Any idea where all our helicopters are? It's Day 5 of Hurricane Katrina and thousands remain stranded in New Orleans and need to be airlifted. Where on earth could you have misplaced all our military choppers? Do you need help finding them? I once lost my car in a Sears parking lot. Man, was that a drag.

Also, any idea where all our national guard soldiers are? We could really use them right now for the type of thing they signed up to do like helping with national disasters. How come they weren't there to begin with?

Last Thursday I was in south Florida and sat outside while the eye of Hurricane Katrina passed over my head. It was only a Category 1 then but it was pretty nasty. Eleven people died and, as of today, there were still homes without power. That night the weatherman said this storm was on its way to New Orleans. That was Thursday! Did anybody tell you? I know you didn't want to interrupt your vacation and I know how you don't like to get bad news. Plus, you had fundraisers to go to and mothers of dead soldiers to ignore and smear. You sure showed her!

I especially like how, the day after the hurricane, instead of flying to Louisiana, you flew to San Diego to party with your business peeps. Don't let people criticize you for this -- after all, the hurricane was over and what the heck could you do, put your finger in the dike?

And don't listen to those who, in the coming days, will reveal how you specifically reduced the Army Corps of Engineers' budget for New Orleans this summer for the third year in a row. You just tell them that even if you hadn't cut the money to fix those levees, there weren't going to be any Army engineers to fix them anyway because you had a much more important construction job for them -- BUILDING DEMOCRACY IN IRAQ!

On Day 3, when you finally left your vacation home, I have to say I was moved by how you had your Air Force One pilot descend from the clouds as you flew over New Orleans so you could catch a quick look of the disaster. Hey, I know you couldn't stop and grab a bullhorn and stand on some rubble and act like a commander in chief. Been there done that.

There will be those who will try to politicize this tragedy and try to use it against you. Just have your people keep pointing that out. Respond to nothing. Even those pesky scientists who predicted this would happen because the water in the Gulf of Mexico is getting hotter and hotter making a storm like this inevitable. Ignore them and all their global warming Chicken Littles. There is nothing unusual about a hurricane that was so wide it would be like having one F-4 tornado that stretched from New York to Cleveland.

No, Mr. Bush, you just stay the course. It's not your fault that 30 percent of New Orleans lives in poverty or that tens of thousands had no transportation to get out of town. C'mon, they're black! I mean, it's not like this happened to Kennebunkport. Can you imagine leaving white people on their roofs for five days? Don't make me laugh! Race has nothing -- NOTHING -- to do with this!

You hang in there, Mr. Bush. Just try to find a few of our Army helicopters and send them there. Pretend the people of New Orleans and the Gulf Coast are near Tikrit.

Yours,

Michael Moore
[email protected]
www.MichaelMoore.com

P.S. That annoying mother, Cindy Sheehan, is no longer at your ranch. She and dozens of other relatives of the Iraqi War dead are now driving across the country, stopping in many cities along the way. Maybe you can catch up with them before they get to DC on September 21st.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/collective/dnai...chaelmoore.jpg

Dirty F 09-02-2005 12:12 PM

Man stop posting this :/

Downtime 09-02-2005 12:22 PM

Get over it, you lost the election. Go take a shower.

Donny 09-02-2005 12:26 PM

That is a good letter. I reposted it in my blog and on a local political message board I host.

JasonB 09-02-2005 12:29 PM

Bump for Michael :thumbsup

seven 09-02-2005 12:43 PM

another bump for mr moore

u-Bob 09-02-2005 01:37 PM

repost.


lalala5678

crowkid 09-02-2005 01:40 PM

waiting for pic of Official Seal of Democratic Party :1orglaugh

Scott McD 09-02-2005 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JasonB
Bump for Michael :thumbsup

There's another 10 threads with this. I don't think it's needs a bump.


Vote Bush... :pimp

ronbotx 09-02-2005 02:38 PM

I see he has taken a break from stuffing his fat face with burgers
to take advantage of a national tradegy with the sole purpose
of forwarding his anti-bush agenda.....

I notice that NOWHERE on HIS WEBSITE does he offer any place
to donate to the victims of this event, nor have I had heard of any
personal donations he has made.

Mr Moore never has any helpful suggestions or solutions, just the usual proganda and rhetoric that many of the mindless "Moorons" here eagerly lap up.

Wonder where his buddies, Martin Sheen and Al Sharpton are this week????

dig420 09-02-2005 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ronbotx
I see he has taken a break from stuffing his fat face with burgers
to take advantage of a national tradegy with the sole purpose
of forwarding his anti-bush agenda.....

I notice that NOWHERE on HIS WEBSITE does he offer any place
to donate to the victims of this event, nor have I had heard of any
personal donations he has made.

Mr Moore never has any helpful suggestions or solutions, just the usual proganda and rhetoric that many of the mindless "Moorons" here eagerly lap up.

Wonder where his buddies, Martin Sheen and Al Sharpton are this week????

Yep, you republicans don't need to listen to him and can totally discredit anything he says about your dunce president because he's FAT FAT FAT!!!

Rush, on the other hand, is 'pleasingly plump'. :)

Hollywood Horwitz 09-02-2005 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DonovanPhillips
That is a good letter. I reposted it in my blog and on a local political message board I host.

i agree,but as you can tell from this thread,MM has harsh critics but its almost always a bush supporter..so of course there not gonna like his views..

Hollywood Horwitz 09-02-2005 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Franck
Man stop posting this :/

why,does it bother you?

tony286 09-02-2005 02:49 PM

Way to go Mikey :)

woj 09-02-2005 03:03 PM

pretty good letter :thumbsup

Martin 09-02-2005 03:11 PM

pretty much sums it up.

Kard63 09-02-2005 03:13 PM

I hate red meat loving redneck republicans. I like Michael Moore.

paperboy 09-02-2005 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Downtime
Get over it, you lost the election. Go take a shower.



Fucking Republicans you have the president you deserve!

A total Asshole! Like all of you how voted for him.

Democracy you called what you have?

yeah right!

:mad:

tony286 09-02-2005 03:20 PM

I love when right wingers talk about moore pushing anti bush agenda .How they forget the 40 hrs a week every week of right wing pundits pushing bushes agenda.

paperboy 09-02-2005 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ronbotx
I see he has taken a break from stuffing his fat face with burgers
to take advantage of a national tradegy with the sole purpose
of forwarding his anti-bush agenda.....

I notice that NOWHERE on HIS WEBSITE does he offer any place
to donate to the victims of this event, nor have I had heard of any
personal donations he has made.

Mr Moore never has any helpful suggestions or solutions, just the usual proganda and rhetoric that many of the mindless "Moorons" here eagerly lap up.

Wonder where his buddies, Martin Sheen and Al Sharpton are this week????


If you support Bush you are as stupid as he is! Good luck :thumbsup

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

TheJimmy 09-02-2005 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dig420
Yep, you republicans don't need to listen to him and can totally discredit anything he says about your dunce president because he's FAT FAT FAT!!!

Rush, on the other hand, is 'pleasingly plump'. :)

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh
:thumbsup :thumbsup

You forgot to add he's just a nice guy with just a little opiate problem, not one of those evil doer chong/bong smoking fanatical hippie pot heads that's threatening to unravel the moral fiber of our country!

dig420 09-02-2005 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheJimmy
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh
:thumbsup :thumbsup

You forgot to add he's just a nice guy with just a little opiate problem, not one of those evil doer chong/bong smoking fanatical hippie pot heads that's threatening to unravel the moral fiber of our country!

yes, he's ANYTHING but a chickenhawk, hypocritical, fat junkie fascist propagandist.

OG LennyT 09-02-2005 03:29 PM

Moore is a white Jesse Jackson

kristin 09-02-2005 03:31 PM

Bill Clinton for 2008! :thumbsup

AdnerAdvertising 09-02-2005 05:01 PM

http://vikingphoenix.com/e2004/michaelmoore/msmm2.jpg

DaddyHalbucks 09-02-2005 05:21 PM

Why do liberals think that removing Saddam Hussein and his regime, one of the most brutal dictatorships of the modern era, should be easy?

Europe took 50 years to set free after WWII! Why are the liberals expecting that Iraq will be a walk in the park and take not even a tiny fraction of that time? It makes no sense.

When the dust clears, 2 or 5 or however many years down the road, 30 million people will live in a free and democratic Iraq, and the Mideast and the world will be safer, and GWB will be revered as another FDR, another Churchill, another Reagan.

Joe Citizen 09-02-2005 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AdnerAdvertising

Two monkeys holding a sign. How cute! :1orglaugh

directfiesta 09-02-2005 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AdnerAdvertising


They are both dead, asshole ...

SuckOnThis 09-02-2005 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joe Citizen
Two monkeys holding a sign. How cute! :1orglaugh


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

SuckOnThis 09-02-2005 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaddyHalbucks
Why do liberals think that removing Saddam Hussein and his regime, one of the most brutal dictatorships of the modern era, should be easy?

Europe took 50 years to set free after WWII! Why are the liberals expecting that Iraq will be a walk in the park and take not even a tiny fraction of that time? It makes no sense.

When the dust clears, 2 or 5 or however many years down the road, 30 million people will live in a free and democratic Iraq, and the Mideast and the world will be safer, and GWB will be revered as another FDR, another Churchill, another Reagan.


What color is the sky in your world?

evanmorgan 09-02-2005 05:44 PM

yes thanks to this wonderful letter everyone has been saved, thanks again mr moore. What has this sarcastic little essay actually done to help anyone?

Dick ALL

Thats what

Evan

a1ka1ine 09-02-2005 05:47 PM

fucking michael moore sensationalising everything as usual. i dont hear about him doing anything to help.

directfiesta 09-02-2005 05:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by a1ka1ine
fucking michael moore sensationalising everything as usual. i dont hear about him doing anything to help.

When you are ignorant, you STFU !!!!

Big Part of 'Fahrenheit 9/11' Profit Goes to Charity

evanmorgan 09-02-2005 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by directfiesta
When you are ignorant, you STFU !!!!

Big Part of 'Fahrenheit 9/11' Profit Goes to Charity

again we will point out....moore had nothing to do with that donation.....

MMR Blaze 09-02-2005 05:56 PM

What has this sarcastic little essay actually done to help anyone?

Well Evan, I guess it's about as much as Bush did after the hurricane when he went to San Diego, when he played a bit of guitar on stage, and when he played fucking GOLF!

AdnerAdvertising 09-02-2005 05:56 PM

http://www.mackaycartoons.com/2004-11-04.jpg

directfiesta 09-02-2005 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by evanmorgan
again we will point out....moore had nothing to do with that donation.....


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
\
He did the fucking movie, idiot ...

No movie = no profit = no donation ...


Drano should clear up your brain ... if you do have one ...

AdnerAdvertising 09-02-2005 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hollywood Horwitz
Dear Mr. Bush:

Any idea where all our helicopters are? It's Day 5 of Hurricane Katrina and thousands remain stranded in New Orleans and need to be airlifted. Where on earth could you have misplaced all our military choppers? Do you need help finding them? I once lost my car in a Sears parking lot. Man, was that a drag.

Also, any idea where all our national guard soldiers are? We could really use them right now for the type of thing they signed up to do like helping with national disasters. How come they weren't there to begin with?

Last Thursday I was in south Florida and sat outside while the eye of Hurricane Katrina passed over my head. It was only a Category 1 then but it was pretty nasty. Eleven people died and, as of today, there were still homes without power. That night the weatherman said this storm was on its way to New Orleans. That was Thursday! Did anybody tell you? I know you didn't want to interrupt your vacation and I know how you don't like to get bad news. Plus, you had fundraisers to go to and mothers of dead soldiers to ignore and smear. You sure showed her!

I especially like how, the day after the hurricane, instead of flying to Louisiana, you flew to San Diego to party with your business peeps. Don't let people criticize you for this -- after all, the hurricane was over and what the heck could you do, put your finger in the dike?

And don't listen to those who, in the coming days, will reveal how you specifically reduced the Army Corps of Engineers' budget for New Orleans this summer for the third year in a row. You just tell them that even if you hadn't cut the money to fix those levees, there weren't going to be any Army engineers to fix them anyway because you had a much more important construction job for them -- BUILDING DEMOCRACY IN IRAQ!

On Day 3, when you finally left your vacation home, I have to say I was moved by how you had your Air Force One pilot descend from the clouds as you flew over New Orleans so you could catch a quick look of the disaster. Hey, I know you couldn't stop and grab a bullhorn and stand on some rubble and act like a commander in chief. Been there done that.

There will be those who will try to politicize this tragedy and try to use it against you. Just have your people keep pointing that out. Respond to nothing. Even those pesky scientists who predicted this would happen because the water in the Gulf of Mexico is getting hotter and hotter making a storm like this inevitable. Ignore them and all their global warming Chicken Littles. There is nothing unusual about a hurricane that was so wide it would be like having one F-4 tornado that stretched from New York to Cleveland.

No, Mr. Bush, you just stay the course. It's not your fault that 30 percent of New Orleans lives in poverty or that tens of thousands had no transportation to get out of town. C'mon, they're black! I mean, it's not like this happened to Kennebunkport. Can you imagine leaving white people on their roofs for five days? Don't make me laugh! Race has nothing -- NOTHING -- to do with this!

You hang in there, Mr. Bush. Just try to find a few of our Army helicopters and send them there. Pretend the people of New Orleans and the Gulf Coast are near Tikrit.

Yours,

Michael Moore
[email protected]
www.MichaelMoore.com

P.S. That annoying mother, Cindy Sheehan, is no longer at your ranch. She and dozens of other relatives of the Iraqi War dead are now driving across the country, stopping in many cities along the way. Maybe you can catch up with them before they get to DC on September 21st.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/collective/dnai...chaelmoore.jpg

http://www.pritchettcartoons.com/cartoons/bull.jpg

evanmorgan 09-02-2005 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MMR Blaze
What has this sarcastic little essay actually done to help anyone?

Well Evan, I guess it's about as much as Bush did after the hurricane when he went to San Diego, when he played a bit of guitar on stage, and when he played fucking GOLF!

that isnt the point, believe me, im no bush supporter in general, i just cant see the point of anything that michael moore does, other than to make a living, which is obviously top of his priorities...

Evan

evanmorgan 09-02-2005 06:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by directfiesta
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
\
He did the fucking movie, idiot ...

No movie = no profit = no donation ...


Drano should clear up your brain ... if you do have one ...

idiot....read the article. Moore kept his share.....When he was making the movie, he had no fuckin idea they would donate their share of the profit...

this has been pointed out to you in at least two different threads now

MMR Blaze 09-02-2005 06:05 PM

Moore is just frustrated and I guess that letter is just his way of getting his thoughts out. You really can't fault him for that. You have to admit, Bush's response to this disaster falls a bit short of what we should expect from a president.

And to clarify, he apparently didn't actually play golf. He just was at the Pueblo El Mirage RV and Golf Resort to sell his Medicare plan. I guess that's more important than the disaster.

Joe Citizen 09-02-2005 06:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AdnerAdvertising

If you're going to post cartoons, try and make them either funny or interesting. After all, isn't that the point? :1orglaugh

VeriSexy 09-02-2005 06:15 PM

http://www.bbc.co.uk/collective/dnai...chaelmoore.jpg

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

dig420 09-02-2005 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by evanmorgan
that isnt the point, believe me, im no bush supporter in general, i just cant see the point of anything that michael moore does, other than to make a living, which is obviously top of his priorities...

Evan

oh great, another 'libertarian' who doesn't support Bush but is going to start popping up in every thread to defend his latest ham-handed fuckup.

You keep asking what Moore has done. Well as a private citizen he's made penetrating documentaries about various injustices that should have had Chrysler in a criminal court and Bush impeached. I'm sure if he were President he'd be doing more than Bush has, but he's not. SO unless you want to make him the director of homeland security so he CAN do something, STFU.

dig420 09-02-2005 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by evanmorgan
idiot....read the article. Moore kept his share.....When he was making the movie, he had no fuckin idea they would donate their share of the profit...

this has been pointed out to you in at least two different threads now

So your point is Moore has no right to participate in the political process unless he gives all his money away like Gandhi first?

I bet he'd do it if Bush gave up his.

evanmorgan 09-02-2005 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dig420
So your point is Moore has no right to participate in the political process unless he gives all his money away like Gandhi first?

I bet he'd do it if Bush gave up his.

your an idiot, look at what i was answering. Hes not some saint just because his business partners gave some money to charity

dig420 09-02-2005 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaddyHalbucks
Why do liberals think that removing Saddam Hussein and his regime, one of the most brutal dictatorships of the modern era, should be easy?

Europe took 50 years to set free after WWII! Why are the liberals expecting that Iraq will be a walk in the park and take not even a tiny fraction of that time? It makes no sense.

When the dust clears, 2 or 5 or however many years down the road, 30 million people will live in a free and democratic Iraq, and the Mideast and the world will be safer, and GWB will be revered as another FDR, another Churchill, another Reagan.

Hussein isn't even close the most brutal dictatorships of the modern era. There are at least half a dozen regimes more brutal in Africa and the Eastern Bloc, not to mention Ceacuscu and about a dozen other more brutal dictators who, like Hussein, we propped up until they weren't useful anymore.

Anyway, fuck the Iraqis. I don't like their culture, don't want to spend 180 billion of our dollars 'saving' them just so they can install yet another Sharia based govt in the middle east.

Fucking brilliant. We spend dollars and our lives getting rid of a secular dictator who's not threat to us so we can replace him with a religious govt that's DAMN SURE going to be a threat to us.

Fucking Republicans. What the hell is wrong with you people??

dig420 09-02-2005 06:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by evanmorgan
your an idiot, look at what i was answering. Hes not some saint just because his business partners gave some money to charity

I don't recall anyone saying he's a saint. I recall people saying Bush is a moron, a factual statement, and you getting your panties in a bunch.

AdnerAdvertising 09-02-2005 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joe Citizen
If you're going to post cartoons, try and make them either funny or interesting. After all, isn't that the point? :1orglaugh


ok here

http://www.iconoclast.ca/DATABASES/i...oore_Oscar.jpg

evanmorgan 09-02-2005 06:25 PM

someone replied to someone saying "he hasnt done anything to help"
by saying

Quote:

Originally Posted by directfiesta
When you are ignorant, you STFU !!!!

Big Part of 'Fahrenheit 9/11' Profit Goes to Charity

well i was just clarifyin that this wasnt him donating to charity at all..... understand now??


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