Need someone to proof read a english to french translation.
 

It is very very short and I would prefer « un vrai français pas un québécois ou d'autre. » Part of my problem is the cultural differnces in the language.

But hell I'll accept a Quebecer, Belgique or other with good french grammar skills.

(Basically to make up for my very poor grammar. I grew up speaking it but never learned to read it before 25 years old.)

There is nothing in it for someone except my thanks and gratituted.

French from quebec is so easy ...

English - French
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Toaster = Toaster
Muffler = Muffler
Red = Rouge
Blue = Bleu
Green = Vert
Yes = Ouin
No = Na
I love you = Suce moi la bizoune

With that you cover 90% of the situations :thumbsup

i can do it but i doubt your pocket are deep enough ;)

I'm just trying to get a one page newsletter out. I've already done the translation but like I said....

I grew up speaking the language but never learned to read or write my maternal tounge before 25. My french grammar skills are not much better then that of a child.

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"true French not an inhabitant of Quebec or of other"

Clap Clap ;)

Now try this:

"Je suis une retardée mentale et je suce des bizoune pour 10 sous"

"I one am delayed mental and I suck bizoune for 10 pennies"

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wow, nice translation!
Send me a quote, i want to hire 10 translators like you right away!

edit:

Forgot to add : <\sarcasm>

LOL!

:thumbsup

lmao !!!

Tabernac!!!
Toujours les enfants doivent rire.
Merci pour l'aide.

pas de problemes ;)
Tu feras comme les chinois, tu repasseras , on est pas sorteux ;)

10 print "Yawn"
20 goto 10
30 end

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Free services don't work. At best they are aproximations and I can do better than that.

I've already translated the text but what I need is someone to proof read my grammar and spelling.

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you'll be satisfied.