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*ElishaNYC 09-01-2005 08:42 PM

What level of hell are you going to - Take the test!!
 
http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

I'll post my level after I see if I will have some company!
:winkwink:

Th!nk 09-01-2005 10:44 PM

Got this! Second Level of Hell? OMG! very high!

You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.

*ElishaNYC 09-01-2005 10:46 PM

That's not bad. I know folk in level 7 that I can't speak to anymore.. lol

Doctor Dre 09-01-2005 10:51 PM

Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Extreme

Doctor Dre 09-01-2005 10:52 PM

I don't think the level of hell = higher scores necessarry... there are extreme then very high then back to extreme

Young 09-01-2005 10:58 PM

I'm ashamed to post. hahah lets just say its not 9

MrJackMeHoff 09-01-2005 10:59 PM

Im a Heretic

GatorB 09-01-2005 11:02 PM

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

shife 09-01-2005 11:02 PM

I am at Level 2 now at 22 years old

My goal is Level 1 - Limbo

Shoehorn! 09-01-2005 11:04 PM

Fourth Level of Hell. Good thing this ain't true. :)

Young 09-01-2005 11:07 PM

One level away from the man himself....to bad :(

fatal attraction 09-01-2005 11:07 PM

I was told last night, that if there was a heaven...I'd have a spot there for sure! :winkwink: So, I don't need to take the test, I'm going to heaven. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Young 09-01-2005 11:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shife
I am at Level 2 now at 22 years old

My goal is Level 1 - Limbo

Level 1 is a cute level where all the jay walkers reside. :thumbsup

Playa-Deak 09-01-2005 11:29 PM

I'm cooling at level-2 :)

Tyler D King 09-01-2005 11:43 PM

Level 2...im glad to see im not up there "just below the man himself" lol's.......I thought i was bad....level 7 and higher is awful people.....be ashamed!

iwantchixx 09-01-2005 11:43 PM

level 3 here. Hrm... not good :)

Loki 09-01-2005 11:47 PM

Eigth Level of Hell - the MalebolgeEigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

lmao well, someone hand me some marshmellows lol

-Loki-

Napolean 09-02-2005 12:15 AM

The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.

BuggyG 09-02-2005 12:56 PM

damn..I only got up to 5th

The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 5 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Fifth Level of Hell!
Fifth Level of Hell

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The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.


Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful Very High
Level 3 Gluttonous Very High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious High
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Low
Level 7 Violent High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous High

digifan 09-02-2005 01:23 PM

Second level of hell.. Cleopatra is surely fun :)

Jarmusch 09-02-2005 01:53 PM

Got to 6th level of hell - The City of Dis. :(

brand0n 09-02-2005 02:30 PM

Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

Paul Waters 09-02-2005 02:42 PM

Level 6. I am losing it.

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

LittleSassy 09-02-2005 02:50 PM

Fifth Level of Hell

The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.

mlj 09-02-2005 03:00 PM

Fifth Level of Hell

The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.

Tipsy 09-02-2005 03:02 PM

Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Extreme

Bama 09-02-2005 03:11 PM

Level 2 Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.

Sweet! Group Sex!!

garce 09-02-2005 04:52 PM

Looks like it'll be crowded in the fifth level.

Fifth Level of Hell

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The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.

aleck 09-02-2005 05:06 PM

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

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You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

S P A N N O W 09-02-2005 05:17 PM

Apparently I'm a VERY bad boy! :firehair

a1ka1ine 09-02-2005 05:57 PM

2nd level isnt so bad and at least i get to fuck around with helena

69pornlinks 09-02-2005 06:18 PM

Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

edit- i haven't had sex with the same sex, and i wouldn't commit treason, but i'm still number 8...haha

steffie 09-02-2005 06:35 PM

Seventh Level of Hell

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Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.

woo hoo who is with me!!

Donny 09-02-2005 07:47 PM

Third Level of Hell.

poppet 09-02-2005 07:52 PM

Seventh Level of Hell

Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.

Thomas1007 09-02-2005 08:20 PM

ah not too bad
2nd level of hell :helpme
I refuse to repent :1orglaugh :thumbsup

AgentCash 09-02-2005 08:59 PM

Ninth Level of Hell - Cocytus

This is the deepest level of hell, where the fallen angel Satan himself resides. His wings flap eternally, producing chilling cold winds that freeze the thick ice found in Cocytus. The three faces of Satan, black, red, and yellow, can be seen with mouths gushing bloody foam and eyes forever weeping, as they chew on the three traitors, Judas, Brutus, and Cassius. This place is furthest removed from the source of all light and warmth. Sinners here are frozen deep in the ice, faces out, eyes and mouths frozen shut. Traitors against God, country, family, and benefactors lament their sins in this frigid pit of despair.

MrPinks 09-02-2005 09:08 PM

I ended up exactly where I thought I would. In the second level of Hell guilty of lust. I'm a horny guy. I can't help it.
:helpme

MikeVega 09-02-2005 09:11 PM

I'm sad to say i was honest and i got a level 8 .. :firehair

slackologist 09-02-2005 09:19 PM

i got to purgatory and i said some bad shit.. dunno what you guys have been up to :-)

The Truth Hurts 09-02-2005 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by poppet
Seventh Level of Hell.

ditto.....

BellaSeaira 09-02-2005 09:34 PM

Second Level of Hell

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ou have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.

Ecksent 09-02-2005 09:37 PM

I didn't think I was THAT bad! DAMN 8th level!!!


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