Logo Contest. Win the Houston Titty and so much more.
 

It's time to pass on an heirloom folks.


This is what I need:

A decent logo for "redzonereviews.com" and ONE standard banner.

I'd prefer something cartoon style (like the old juicylinks one, HINT) but will be happy to use something different. Feel free to incorporate my scruffy ass into the design. See sig. :thumbsup Again, HINT.


What you will win:

A: The Houston Titty. I won this from the peeps at PornKings a while back but my gf has decided that it can no longer live in the china cabinet so I have to find it a new home. :( You get the boob, an autographed pic and a cert of authenticity signed by Houston herself.


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B: You also get a free months access to Giga's spectacular Allaccessadult, which will provide you with endless hours of spanking nirvana.

C: 50 bucks. Payment method will be worked out on icq. Or email. Or cans and string. Whatever.

D: I'll pay to have ONE domain regged and for ONE months hosting at WEBAIR. (Which incedentally is the best fucking hosting on the whole fucking planet)

D: ALOT of future work. I'm looking for someone who can produce a quality product on the fly.




Rules:

None really. Fuck rules. So ok yeah, I'll prolly "right click/save as" all the submissions. Live with it.

This contest ends at midnight on September 9th (Indiana time). I will pick the winner myself and not do some fucking gay assed GFY poll that would be packed with your friends. (How do you think I won the titty in the first place). By entering this contest you agree NOT to put the silicon on E-Bay. It needs to stay in the family.

This prize package is valued at some figure. Enjoy.

This is more in the nature of an interview than a contest if you havent gotten that yet.



Yeah and hit THIS you can have fun here too.

hahahahah classic!

do an auction for it and donate it to a NO charity

I think I covered all the bases on this dint' I?


:winkwink:

hahaha i like the no rules part! :) good stuff!!!

I've already sent a chunk to the ARC.

good shit! get busy people!

I hope you PS types are busy.

No email submissions unless absolutely nessescary.

ugh.

Gooood deal Jim. I will throw some shit up later tonight!

-Phil

I guess I gotta babysit this thread.

Should I have fucking posted this somewhere else?

I mean fuck its not exactly the best fucking contest in the history of GFY but God Dayum, I could buy four times what I'm asking for with the dollar value of whats offered here.


Maybe no one likes me.


If thats the case then I'll just have to kill myself.




My personal theory is that its all these fucking boring NO threads keep bumping me down.