I'm gonna print this picture to show the cop next time i'm pulled over for speeding
 

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

i'm also going to use it if my girlfriend ever gets pregnant...


Girlfriend: Mike.... mike i think i'm pregnant

Me:

http://www.abyssent.com/abyss_al/orly01.jpg

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

http://www.presentationhelper.co.uk/graphics/doctor.jpg

Doctor: Mike.... you have high blood pressure

Me:

http://www.abyssent.com/abyss_al/orly01.jpg

http://home.iprimus.com.au/theferaleye/iraq/pic1.jpg
Minister of information: "there is no attack"


iraqi citizens:

http://www.abyssent.com/abyss_al/orly01.jpg

:1orglaugh

http://www.newyorkish.com/newyorkish/trump_fired.jpg

you're fired!


http://www.abyssent.com/abyss_al/orly01.jpg

:1orglaugh

http://www.kino.de/pix/newspics/GALERIE/175894_1.jpg
Notorious big: "i had nothing to do with tupacs murder"

Entire world:

http://www.abyssent.com/abyss_al/orly01.jpg

:1orglaugh

http://www.muchosucko.com/modules/My...tuntaz_500.jpg

Icy Hot stuntaz: "we're black"


The internet:

http://www.abyssent.com/abyss_al/orly01.jpg

what the hell is that?

http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P...3.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

Random Sponsor: We don't shave ! Must be a summer slowdown !!


GFY board:

http://www.abyssent.com/abyss_al/orly01.jpg

hahhahahha darkjedi

http://www.sexy-celebs.net/hotlink/white_looter.jpg

GFY Negroes: but there are white looters too !!



ME:

http://www.abyssent.com/abyss_al/orly01.jpg

http://www.indiasalvationcrusade.com...rvice-main.jpg

Benny hinn: i can actually heal people with the power of jesus and this is not a scam


Me:

http://www.abyssent.com/abyss_al/orly01.jpg

http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thum.../Tough_Guy.jpg

Mean big brother: "santas not real"



Little brother:

http://www.abyssent.com/abyss_al/orly01.jpg

This thread is stupid.

Why not show em this ::cough:: pic?

http://www2t.biglobe.ne.jp/~ohige/ts..._off_mg_03.jpg

lots of Orly thread i am seeing today.

Actually, you're stupid.


Mrs. takes a light hearted thread and turn it into something deeper and more serious then it actually is

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http://www.realisticdrawing.com/loya...es/kleenex.jpg