Jackie Chan's Cable Flex
 

i bought one of those bitches. it broke the second time i used it!
i actually get to return something and chargeback an order just like a real porn surfer! :thumbsup

ya i hear those things suck...

now if i was just unlazy enough to follow up and find out where the fuck that bruce lee abtronics thing i ordered is, it never came.... fuck!!!!

I'm gonna buy about 20 of those electronic bruce lee things and hook them up all over my body, leave them all on all day, and get buff while I work, whack off, and play video games.