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xxxjay 08-31-2005 04:16 AM

Louisiana Governor of Asks for a Help from the Invisible Man!
 
It?s a real pity what happened to New Orleans ? the town rivals even Vegas as a top-notch Den of Iniquity ? great food, great culture, and just a damn good time. New Orleans is easily one of my favorite places on this Earth ? it will always have a special place in my heart and rotting liver. It is my fondest hope that The Big Easy can return to its former glory soon, so I may bask in its decadence once again.

Ridiculously enough ? Louisiana Governor, Kathleen Blanco, thinks we should have a day of Prayer to save her storm ravaged state. Yeah, that makes a lot of sense?definitely a lot more sense that helping the Army Corp of Engineers patching the two football-sized holes in the levees that are the cities only line of defense against 30 feet of watery death. It sure would help a lot more evacuating the 30,000 people still trapped with no toilets or electricity in the Superdome. Phew! Maybe you can just have Moses grab everyone on the Ark?

I implore anyone who would stop for even one second, never mind a full day, to pray ? please think again!

Isn?t this the same God who flooded the Earth as punishment for the sins of humanity is Thou most Holy of Scriptures? There?s been a lot of sinnin? going in ?Newlins! Sounds like someone is robbing Peter to pay Paul to me!

Any reasonable person would not squander time with prayer ? it?s an empty gesture. Instead of wasting a day calling the invisible man in a box for help, put your efforts where you can actually see some results:

https://www.redcross.org/donate/donation-form.asp

I will do my part.

Let?s stop this religious insanity.

From:
http://www.jays-xxx-links.com/sex-blog/

Marcus Aurelius 08-31-2005 04:22 AM

Amen to that (no pun intended). I saw the same interview, the governor of new orleans reminds me of my alcoholic grandmother (before she died). She probably a very nice lady but for a minute I would swear she was tanked.

reynold 08-31-2005 04:38 AM

I hope he won't get an invisible reply.

xxxjay 08-31-2005 04:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by reynold
I hope he won't get an invisible reply.

Gift Information
Amount: $100.00
Donation Fund: Hurricane 2005 Relief
Honor/Memorial Gift: Yes

Harmon 08-31-2005 04:52 AM

Hey idiot, why not take down the links to GFY from your surfer blog?
http://www.jays-xxx-links.com/sex-bl...ve-o-incident/

What an ass face :2 cents:

alexg 08-31-2005 04:57 AM

What's wrong with that?

In declaring Wednesday a day of prayer in the state of Louisiana, Blanco asked residents to ask "that God give us all the physical and spiritual strength to work through this crisis and rebuild."

so Jay, it's not exactly the way you put it, that the governor thinks it's more useful to pray than to rescue trapped people or help in any way... and it's not like she intended that everyone stopps doing what they're doing on wednsday and spend the whole day praying...

She just suggested people ask god for the strength and energy to work through this tragedy... even if you don't believe in god, you shouldn't see anything wrong with that.

xxxjay 08-31-2005 05:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harmon
Hey idiot, why not take down the links to GFY from your surfer blog?
http://www.jays-xxx-links.com/sex-bl...ve-o-incident/

What an ass face :2 cents:

Eat a fat sack of dicks -- then call me.

Harmon 08-31-2005 05:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxjay
Eat a fat sack of dicks -- then call me.

Even if I ate the dicks, you would not be who I would call... hate to break it to you

xxxjay 08-31-2005 05:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alexg
What's wrong with that?

In declaring Wednesday a day of prayer in the state of Louisiana, Blanco asked residents to ask "that God give us all the physical and spiritual strength to work through this crisis and rebuild."

so Jay, it's not exactly the way you put it, that the governor thinks it's more useful to pray than to rescue trapped people or help in any way... and it's not like she intended that everyone stopps doing what they're doing on wednsday and spend the whole day praying...

She just suggested people ask god for the strength and energy to work through this tragedy... even if you don't believe in god, you shouldn't see anything wrong with that.

Why doesn't she just declare a day of money sending -- that will do a lot more than prayer.

Fuck these religious idiot! If you don't think that is a political play -- think again.

Harmon 08-31-2005 05:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alexg
What's wrong with that?

In declaring Wednesday a day of prayer in the state of Louisiana, Blanco asked residents to ask "that God give us all the physical and spiritual strength to work through this crisis and rebuild."

so Jay, it's not exactly the way you put it, that the governor thinks it's more useful to pray than to rescue trapped people or help in any way... and it's not like she intended that everyone stopps doing what they're doing on wednsday and spend the whole day praying...

She just suggested people ask god for the strength and energy to work through this tragedy... even if you don't believe in god, you shouldn't see anything wrong with that.

That's what I got from it too. Some people will sell anyone out and skew the thruth in order to "attempt" to make a dime... it's actually quite sad

xxxjay 08-31-2005 05:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harmon
Even if I ate the dicks, you would not be who I would call... hate to break it to you

Say it ain't so...my life is shattered. Go drown somewhere please.

Tata.

xxxjay 08-31-2005 05:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harmon
That's what I got from it too. Some people will sell anyone out and skew the thruth in order to "attempt" to make a dime... it's actually quite sad

I sent money to the Red Cross - that has a tangible effect.

Prayer is a placebo.

Eat cocks -- you fag.

lotusmike 08-31-2005 05:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxjay
Gift Information
Amount: $100.00
Donation Fund: Hurricane 2005 Relief
Honor/Memorial Gift: Yes

Straight into the elites coffers. Do you know how many relief organization executives live in luxury homes?

xxxjay 08-31-2005 05:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lotusmike
Straight into the elites coffers. Do you know how many relief organization executives live in luxury homes?

What do you suggest I do - row a boat in and give it to a homeless guy? It's more than what you are doing.

Eat dicks.

Harmon 08-31-2005 05:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxjay
What do you suggest I do - row a boat in and give it to a homeless guy? It's more than what you are doing.

Eat dicks.

Why be such an asshole? Just admit you misinterpreted the story, and admit that you have links to GFY on a surfer blog? Idiot.

xxxjay 08-31-2005 05:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harmon
Why be such an asshole? Just admit you misinterpreted the story, and admit that you have links to GFY on a surfer blog? Idiot.

Just admit you love drinking 20 gallon loads of man spackle.

Ya' fucking queer.

xxxjay 08-31-2005 05:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harmon
Why be such an asshole? Just admit you misinterpreted the story, and admit that you have links to GFY on a surfer blog? Idiot.

You are an idiot. I was linking a source for a rumor. It's also a webmaster bog FYI.

Fuck off.

Harmon 08-31-2005 05:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxjay
Just admit you love drinking 20 gallon loads of man spackle.

Ya' fucking queer.

That's it man... you got me good. Wow, I don't even know how to reply...

It seems that you like to call people "queers", "fags" and talk about cum a lot. Time to take a look in the mirror and ask yourself why it is you enjoy talking about men, and their genitalia... Things that make you go Hmmmmm...

xxxjay 08-31-2005 05:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harmon
That's it man... you got me good. Wow, I don't even know how to reply...

It seems that you like to call people "queers", "fags" and talk about cum a lot. Time to take a look in the mirror and ask yourself why it is you enjoy talking about men, and their genitalia... Things that make you go Hmmmmm...

No, you look in the mirror -- you will see the gayest guy on Earth.

Harmon 08-31-2005 05:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxjay
No, you look in the mirror -- you will see the gayest guy on Earth.

You're sad :2 cents:

OldSchoolJim 08-31-2005 05:29 AM

Quote:

Eat dicks.
Why does Jay have an infatuation with eating dicks? especially by the bagful??

Harmon 08-31-2005 05:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2getit
Why does Jay have an infatuation with eating dicks? especially by the bagful??

That's all he talks about - gays, fags, bags of dicks, cum, man spackle... like I said before, it makes you wonder what's REALLY on his mind :1orglaugh

jollyperv 08-31-2005 05:31 AM

Yep, all this god bullshit is really getting everyone nowhere. People are really god damn stupid.

alexg 08-31-2005 05:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxjay
Why doesn't she just declare a day of money sending -- that will do a lot more than prayer.

Fuck these religious idiot! If you don't think that is a political play -- think again.

It's just symbolic that she declared a day of prayer. again, she doesn't expect everyone to stop what they're doing and pray all day. It's a symbolic act in times of sorrow.

so asking god for help is now associated with politics? interesting...
a little paranoid thinking if you ask me...

It's kind of sad that such a simple statement that is filled with good intentions achieves such negative interpretation...

and btw, believing in god, or asking god for help has NOTHING to do with religion.

alexg 08-31-2005 05:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jollyperv
Yep, all this god bullshit is really getting everyone nowhere. People are really god damn stupid.

have you intended to make this post ironic or it just came out this way? :)

Cassie 08-31-2005 05:58 AM

i don't think it's a religious thing but more a hold on believing in something, anything, to get through the day. the "asking god for help" is just a phrase, more or less. people need to believe in something to help them through an hour, day, month so why not throw that out. the actual thought that a "god", who has never been seen and no one know if this "god" exists, is nothing more then "grabbing onto something (codependency)" to help one make it through horrid times.

i am sure she does attend church and there is no doubt that she does believe that this "god" exists (at this point though how anyone can believe that a god exists after what just happened is something only a psychiatrist/psychologist can really answer) but to say that she is putting prayer above aid is a bit ridiculous. i am sure if you asked her, do you want me to send 100k or take 5 mins to pray to "god" for help (she can only choose one), you can bet your ass that she would say "pray to who".

Mikey_219Inc 08-31-2005 07:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxjay
It?s a real pity what happened to New Orleans ? the town rivals even Vegas as a top-notch Den of Iniquity ? great food, great culture, and just a damn good time. New Orleans is easily one of my favorite places on this Earth ? it will always have a special place in my heart and rotting liver. It is my fondest hope that The Big Easy can return to its former glory soon, so I may bask in its decadence once again.

Ridiculously enough ? Louisiana Governor, Kathleen Blanco, thinks we should have a day of Prayer to save her storm ravaged state. Yeah, that makes a lot of sense?definitely a lot more sense that helping the Army Corp of Engineers patching the two football-sized holes in the levees that are the cities only line of defense against 30 feet of watery death. It sure would help a lot more evacuating the 30,000 people still trapped with no toilets or electricity in the Superdome. Phew! Maybe you can just have Moses grab everyone on the Ark?

I implore anyone who would stop for even one second, never mind a full day, to pray ? please think again!

Isn?t this the same God who flooded the Earth as punishment for the sins of humanity is Thou most Holy of Scriptures? There?s been a lot of sinnin? going in ?Newlins! Sounds like someone is robbing Peter to pay Paul to me!

Any reasonable person would not squander time with prayer ? it?s an empty gesture. Instead of wasting a day calling the invisible man in a box for help, put your efforts where you can actually see some results:

https://www.redcross.org/donate/donation-form.asp

I will do my part.

Let?s stop this religious insanity.

From:
http://www.jays-xxx-links.com/sex-blog/

You can always count on me to help others while offending christians at the same moment ... donation sent.

xxxjay 08-31-2005 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2getit
Why does Jay have an infatuation with eating dicks? especially by the bagful??

Why have you and pimpdog been hounding me for traffic for Epiccash for the last year? He blew that with his Brazilbang post.

Except for Media, all of you Epiccash people really do eat dicks.

xxxjay 08-31-2005 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alexg
It's just symbolic that she declared a day of prayer. again, she doesn't expect everyone to stop what they're doing and pray all day. It's a symbolic act in times of sorrow.

so asking god for help is now associated with politics? interesting...
a little paranoid thinking if you ask me...

Symbolic = acting like you are doing something, but actually doing nothing.

Vouleneering Money or Time = actually helping.

Yes, the whole prayer thing is entirely politicly motivated -- you've got to appease that Christian baes -- especially in the South.

Donny 08-31-2005 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxjay
It?s a real pity what happened to New Orleans ? the town rivals even Vegas as a top-notch Den of Iniquity ? great food, great culture, and just a damn good time. New Orleans is easily one of my favorite places on this Earth ? it will always have a special place in my heart and rotting liver. It is my fondest hope that The Big Easy can return to its former glory soon, so I may bask in its decadence once again.

Ridiculously enough ? Louisiana Governor, Kathleen Blanco, thinks we should have a day of Prayer to save her storm ravaged state. Yeah, that makes a lot of sense?definitely a lot more sense that helping the Army Corp of Engineers patching the two football-sized holes in the levees that are the cities only line of defense against 30 feet of watery death. It sure would help a lot more evacuating the 30,000 people still trapped with no toilets or electricity in the Superdome. Phew! Maybe you can just have Moses grab everyone on the Ark?

I implore anyone who would stop for even one second, never mind a full day, to pray ? please think again!

Isn?t this the same God who flooded the Earth as punishment for the sins of humanity is Thou most Holy of Scriptures? There?s been a lot of sinnin? going in ?Newlins! Sounds like someone is robbing Peter to pay Paul to me!

Any reasonable person would not squander time with prayer ? it?s an empty gesture. Instead of wasting a day calling the invisible man in a box for help, put your efforts where you can actually see some results:

https://www.redcross.org/donate/donation-form.asp

I will do my part.

Let?s stop this religious insanity.

From:
http://www.jays-xxx-links.com/sex-blog/

I'd like to quote that entire post in my own blog, if you don't mind.

xxxjay 08-31-2005 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DonovanPhillips
I'd like to quote that entire post in my own blog, if you don't mind.

No problemo -- please just give me a link back and credit! Glad you like it. :thumbsup

tony286 08-31-2005 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxjay
It?s a real pity what happened to New Orleans ? the town rivals even Vegas as a top-notch Den of Iniquity ? great food, great culture, and just a damn good time. New Orleans is easily one of my favorite places on this Earth ? it will always have a special place in my heart and rotting liver. It is my fondest hope that The Big Easy can return to its former glory soon, so I may bask in its decadence once again.

Ridiculously enough ? Louisiana Governor, Kathleen Blanco, thinks we should have a day of Prayer to save her storm ravaged state. Yeah, that makes a lot of sense?definitely a lot more sense that helping the Army Corp of Engineers patching the two football-sized holes in the levees that are the cities only line of defense against 30 feet of watery death. It sure would help a lot more evacuating the 30,000 people still trapped with no toilets or electricity in the Superdome. Phew! Maybe you can just have Moses grab everyone on the Ark?

I implore anyone who would stop for even one second, never mind a full day, to pray ? please think again!

Isn?t this the same God who flooded the Earth as punishment for the sins of humanity is Thou most Holy of Scriptures? There?s been a lot of sinnin? going in ?Newlins! Sounds like someone is robbing Peter to pay Paul to me!

Any reasonable person would not squander time with prayer ? it?s an empty gesture. Instead of wasting a day calling the invisible man in a box for help, put your efforts where you can actually see some results:

https://www.redcross.org/donate/donation-form.asp

I will do my part.

Let?s stop this religious insanity.

From:
http://www.jays-xxx-links.com/sex-blog/


Very good point lol

Trixie Racer 08-31-2005 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxjay
Isn?t this the same God who flooded the Earth as punishment for the sins of humanity is Thou most Holy of Scriptures?

Any reasonable person would not squander time with prayer ? it?s an empty gesture. Instead of wasting a day calling the invisible man in a box for help, put your efforts where you can actually see some results: https://www.redcross.org/donate/donation-form.asp

I will do my part.

Let?s stop this religious insanity.

From:
http://www.jays-xxx-links.com/sex-blog/


Brilliant post, Jay! :thumbsup

iBanker 08-31-2005 12:27 PM

Jay, I love ya man, but you are going to hell.

:)

xxxjay 08-31-2005 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iBanker
Jay, I love ya man, but you are going to hell.

:)

I can't go somewhere I don't believe it -- it would be like asking for a ticket to North Montana.

iBanker 08-31-2005 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxjay
I can't go somewhere I don't believe it -- it would be like asking for a ticket to North Montana.

It won't be that bad, you already live in L.A. :)

QuaWee 08-31-2005 01:09 PM

Yah, let's bash other people religions!

Mikey_219Inc 08-31-2005 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by QuaWee
Yah, let's bash other people religions!

i like to insult all religions, but christianity just lends itself to ridicule ... maybe if god gave a shit he wouldnt have sent the fucking hurricane in the first place.

cough up some cash to the red cross! jesus isnt going to help anyone.

http://www.redcross.org/

xxxjay 08-31-2005 10:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mikey_219Inc
i like to insult all religions, but christianity just lends itself to ridicule ... maybe if god gave a shit he wouldnt have sent the fucking hurricane in the first place.

cough up some cash to the red cross! jesus isnt going to help anyone.

http://www.redcross.org/

Mikey - that is one thing you know I agree with you 100% on -- that and Xanax! :thumbsup

xxxjay 08-31-2005 10:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iBanker
It won't be that bad, you already live in L.A. :)

Oh man, you got down there! :)

RogerV 08-31-2005 11:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harmon
That's all he talks about - gays, fags, bags of dicks, cum, man spackle... like I said before, it makes you wonder what's REALLY on his mind :1orglaugh

You started on him. he's just playing your game now don't you see it.. :1orglaugh

Centurion 09-01-2005 12:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxjay
Ridiculously enough ? Louisiana Governor, Kathleen Blanco, thinks we should have a day of Prayer to save her storm ravaged state. From:
http://www.jays-xxx-links.com/sex-blog/


When you said she was asking for help from the "invisible man", I thought you were talking about Bush!

I believe in GOD 3 trillion times over than I do in Bush!

VeriSexy 09-01-2005 02:27 AM

Send this thing in....

http://navysite.de/ships/ah20_3.jpg

http://navysite.de/ships/comfort.htm

jigg 09-01-2005 03:43 AM

spiritual and religious are two very different things. Just because Pat Robertson is a crazy man doesn't mean all other religious people are.

i think shrinks have a term for people who like to be hostile to others because they find it fun.

xxxjay 09-01-2005 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jigg
spiritual and religious are two very different things. Just because Pat Robertson is a crazy man doesn't mean all other religious people are.

i think shrinks have a term for people who like to be hostile to others because they find it fun.

I think all people that blelieve in God are suffering from delusion.

jade_dragon 09-01-2005 01:15 PM

New Orleans is a catholic city, everything else that can be done is being done, let the religious have what they need to settle their minds and keep hope at this point. I am not very dogmatic myself but if that is what they need to get their heads right to do what they need to do then so be it.

xxxjay 09-04-2005 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jade_dragon
New Orleans is a catholic city, everything else that can be done is being done, let the religious have what they need to settle their minds and keep hope at this point. I am not very dogmatic myself but if that is what they need to get their heads right to do what they need to do then so be it.

Yeah, looks like some good Catholics doing that looting.


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