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t.Dot 08-30-2005 02:51 PM

Please Help! Help me get to New Orleans!
 
Help!

Other people up here in Canada I've asked seem to laugh or brush aside the idea that I want to travel to New Orleans and the Gulf Coast area to help with cleanup efforts.

Help me get there. Willing to trade gfx design or good writing skills for a trip down south ASAP.

Admittedly, I'm broke. I went to the Red Cross today but volunteering from up here is too difficult.

Help me! Some fellow webmasters might be trapped down there.

Toronto/Buffalo To New Orleans:

http://www.greyhound.com/
http://www.southwest.com/
http://www.amtrak.com/servlet/Conten...mtrak/HomePage

I'll carpool, bus, train or fly or anything else to get there. The need to help is boiling in my blood.

ICQ: 333-331-951

throwdown 08-30-2005 02:53 PM

shut the fuck up

go choke on some cum

Dalai lama 08-30-2005 02:54 PM

you should be able to fly to that direction for free.

XxXotic 08-30-2005 02:54 PM

dude, forget it right now, the governor is urging people NOT to come at this time, there's nothing you can do. I'm in baton rouge (70 miles away) and I can't even get down there to help. If you wanna help, donate to the red cross

if you need info, contact the governor's office
Telephone Numbers: 1-(866) 366-1121
(225) 342-0991 or 342-7015
Facsimile: (225) 342-7099

Hardlinks 08-30-2005 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by throwdown
shut the fuck up

go choke on some cum


You're a GOOF. And i doubt you could throw down your own cock.

Hardlinks 08-30-2005 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by XxXotic
dude, forget it right now, the governor is urging people NOT to come at this time, there's nothing you can do. I'm in baton rouge (70 miles away) and I can't even get down there to help. If you wanna help, donate to the red cross

if you need info, contact the governor's office
Telephone Numbers: 1-(866) 366-1121
(225) 342-0991 or 342-7015
Facsimile: (225) 342-7099


xXxotic, there is a post here asking if you are ok, not sure if you replied but if not im sure they would appreciate it.

pimpin 08-30-2005 02:56 PM

wait until they ask. . . no point going there now as was said before.

StuartD 08-30-2005 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by throwdown
shut the fuck up

go choke on some cum

nofx in to save the day once again with his usual positive energy to enlighten us.

Anyway, New Orleans is off limits at the moment... CNN called it "a wilderness" at this point, filled with poisons, snakes and other various creatures that can be harmful.

It's not a good place for citizens to be.

Harmon 08-30-2005 02:57 PM

Like the others said, stay the fuck away. No one right now needs anyone down there helping, and on top of it, you couldn't get there anyways. Do you want to contract all kinds of water born diseases or something? Let the gov't do their job Mr. Guardian Angel

pornguy 08-30-2005 02:57 PM

Stay home for now. They will have more help than they need. If you want to help, go to the redcross in the states, and donate some blood.

Rhesus 08-30-2005 02:58 PM

You malicious idiot, when will you stop?

webair 08-30-2005 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by throwdown
shut the fuck up

go choke on some cum

ohh thats harsh

throwdown 08-30-2005 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hardlinks
You're a GOOF. And i doubt you could throw down your own cock.

gayness level = 10
stupidity level = 10
hurt level = 0

you need to work on your insults gaylord

tgpshack 08-30-2005 02:59 PM

the city is dead and unliveable. Who knows when it will become a working city again. The government has made it clear that EVERYONE EVERYONE EVERYONE MUST MUST MUST leave New Orleans. Its not a city anymore.

Harmon 08-30-2005 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by throwdown
gayness level = 10
stupidity level = 10
hurt level = 0

you need to work on your insults gaylord

gaylord?!?!? Proof this idiot is 10

throwdown 08-30-2005 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NichePay - StuartD
nofx in to save the day once again with his usual positive energy to enlighten us.

Anyway, New Orleans is off limits at the moment... CNN called it "a wilderness" at this point, filled with poisons, snakes and other various creatures that can be harmful.

It's not a good place for citizens to be.


nothing like turning a negative into a positive...

im just crazy because my state has been torn apart and some canadian saying they want to come to NOLA and help save all the people is just laughable.

stay the fuck in canada tard

t.Dot 08-30-2005 03:01 PM

Look...There has to be a way to get near there.

Telling me not to go isnt going to work. I need to help. I gotta get there.

There is work to be done. With so many good people over in Iraq, I want to do my part in the US.

throwdown 08-30-2005 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harmon
gaylord?!?!? Proof this idiot is 10

how much i care about you = 0

Dagwolf 08-30-2005 03:02 PM

Sometimes I have trouble telling who's serious and who's full of shit. Like now.

Harmon 08-30-2005 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by t.Dot
Look...There has to be a way to get near there.

Telling me not to go isnt going to work. I need to help. I gotta get there.

There is work to be done. With so many good people over in Iraq, I want to do my part in the US.

Buy a ticket then, big money - find your own fucking way, beggar :2 cents:

Harmon 08-30-2005 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by throwdown
how much i care about you = 0

Make that 8

t.Dot 08-30-2005 03:04 PM

the stuff about poisons, etc is to ward off the looters. Anyone who thinks they don't need every possible hand helping out is a mistaken.

C'mon, someone out there has to have an idea. Consider me stubborn.

EroticySteve 08-30-2005 03:06 PM

If you're broke as it is, I wouldn't bother going. You're just going to complicate things. If you're trying to live while you're helping you may be more of a burden. The sentiment is priceless though and your need to help is commendable.

tgpshack 08-30-2005 03:06 PM

you cant go to new orleans. The governor announced 2 hours ago the city is no longer a city and now the entire city must be evacuated including the superdome and other shelters.

Harmon 08-30-2005 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by t.Dot
the stuff about poisons, etc is to ward off the looters. Anyone who thinks they don't need every possible hand helping out is a mistaken.

C'mon, someone out there has to have an idea. Consider me stubborn.

We consider you severely mentally retarded... definitely not stubborn :2 cents:

t.Dot 08-30-2005 03:15 PM

nofx (6:00 PM) :
hell no
AlienConspiracy (6:01 PM) :
you seem very angry today.
nofx (6:02 PM) :
and what concern of yours would that be
AlienConspiracy (6:02 PM) :
maybe you should stand in a corner and yell at yourself
nofx (6:04 PM) :
or maybe i should just go stab some random person and laugh while their blood stains my shirt
AlienConspiracy (6:05 PM) :
perhaps you should learn the art of empathy. many people in new orleans are in trouble...dont you care about them?
nofx (6:05 PM) :
dude i fucking live in louisiana
nofx (6:05 PM) :
i live 4 hrs away from new orleans and been there many times
AlienConspiracy (6:06 PM) :
Then you probably need my help more than ever. i can help you my son.
nofx (6:06 PM) :
you can take your maple leaf ass and stay in canada
AlienConspiracy (6:08 PM) :
Listen. I have good idea. You pay for my travel to get down there. We fight. If I win, I get to help your fellow citizens. If you win...well, who cares bout that cause you aint gonna win.
nofx (6:08 PM) :
bahaha, are you serious?
nofx (6:08 PM) :
ill pay for your airfare and fight you right when you step off the plane
AlienConspiracy (6:08 PM) :
Thats it dude. Its on. Winner gets to work for the red cross. The loser...well...what is it exactly you want to do when you lose

AlienConspiracy (6:09 PM) :
in the airport?
nofx (6:09 PM) :
just donate $ to redcross, they dont need you
AlienConspiracy (6:09 PM) :
that would raise security concerns
nofx (6:09 PM) :
airport, place where the planes go
nofx (6:09 PM) :
who cares
AlienConspiracy (6:10 PM) :
so would we fight on the tarmac then. look the red cross needs people, willing hands to help rebuild.
AlienConspiracy (6:10 PM) :
after we fight, i can use these hands to help in the reconstruction.
nofx (6:11 PM) :
im sure they dont want some goofy looking canadian to come fuck up everything
nofx (6:11 PM) :
they are evacuating nola anyways
AlienConspiracy (6:11 PM) :
look, i cant believe youre chickening out of this fight. its for a good cause.
AlienConspiracy (6:12 PM) :
and youre making excuses already
nofx (6:12 PM) :
scroll up and copy and paste where I said I wouldnt fight you
nofx (6:12 PM) :
dumbass
nofx (6:12 PM) :
people like you need to be hung upside down and gutted
nofx (6:12 PM) :
in public
AlienConspiracy (6:13 PM) :
so where is the ticket big shot? you cheap motherfucker. im willing to get my ass beat (i believe in noviolence so i cant possibly fight back) in order to get some rebuilding done.
nofx (6:13 PM) :
LOL you cant even afford you own ticket
AlienConspiracy (6:13 PM) :
and all youre doing is talking on icq. sheeit
nofx (6:13 PM) :
you fly down here baller
AlienConspiracy (6:13 PM) :
cause im broke. cant you read chickenshit?
nofx (6:13 PM) :
stay in canada then eh
nofx (6:14 PM) :
go suck off your RCMP
AlienConspiracy (6:14 PM) :
listen chumpstain, i got you on the hook...talkin' bout flyin me down there all first class and shit...then backin' out. typical gfy webmaster. all talk and no drama.

throwdown 08-30-2005 03:16 PM

omg t.dot is sOoO kewl

KCat 08-30-2005 03:25 PM

The money that you spend to get down there could be donated to the cause. If you really wanted to help & your main concern wasn't ego, that's what you'd do.

Spending money to go down there to do what? Where will you stay? If you're honest, it's a selfish way to make yourself feel good about your actions.

Donate the money. Donate some blood.

XxXotic 08-30-2005 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hardlinks
xXxotic, there is a post here asking if you are ok, not sure if you replied but if not im sure they would appreciate it.

yeah i replied, stuart sent me the link :) :thumbsup

t.Dot 08-30-2005 03:32 PM

Well first off, the red cross has to do something with that money. like buy the equipment and supplies, help the destitute, etc. It's not as if they just give the funds way for the reconstruction effort - hardworking people have to be on the ground getting things done.

Just donating money (of which i have none, im broke) is the easy short term payoff. But in the urban areas, there needs to be people on the ground, reassuring and helping others cope, dissuading looters, etc, etc..

There is a war in Iraq. There are only so many national guard troops. I do not believe a strong set of hands will be turned away.

Harmon 08-30-2005 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by t.Dot
Well first off, the red cross has to do something with that money. like buy the equipment and supplies, help the destitute, etc. It's not as if they just give the funds way for the reconstruction effort - hardworking people have to be on the ground getting things done.

Just donating money (of which i have none, im broke) is the easy short term payoff. But in the urban areas, there needs to be people on the ground, reassuring and helping others cope, dissuading looters, etc, etc..

There is a war in Iraq. There are only so many national guard troops. I do not believe a strong set of hands will be turned away.

If your broke, stay home and get a job at Mickey D's :2 cents:

Damian_Maxcash 08-30-2005 03:38 PM

You have web skills right?

Offer your services to some of the sites springing up to help victims out.

Banners, scripting whatever

Use the skills you have - they are the most valuable thing you can offer.

StuartD 08-30-2005 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by damian2001
You have web skills right?

Offer your services to some of the sites springing up to help victims out.

Banners, scripting whatever

Use the skills you have - they are the most valuable thing you can offer.

If he's that broke, his "skills" might not offer up much support either. :2 cents:

t.Dot 08-30-2005 03:50 PM

okay...lemme get some banners done.

wiseguys-nate 08-30-2005 03:51 PM

What part of "stay away" and "new orleans needs to be evacuated" did the media outlets not make clear enough?

<-- embarassed to be canadian right about now.

bjjb 08-30-2005 04:46 PM

Hitch hike

detoxed 08-30-2005 04:48 PM

Roads are impassible down there, better take a boat

detoxed 08-30-2005 04:48 PM

Airports arent going to be flying into NO or nearby for a while.

Mr Pheer 08-30-2005 06:16 PM

if you really want to help, quit begging on GFY and contact one of these agencies:

Donate cash

American Red Cross (800) HELP NOW (435-7669) English; (800) 257-7575 Spanish

Operation Blessing (800) 436-6348

America's Second Harvest (800) 344-8070
To donate cash or volunteer

Adventist Community Services (800) 381-7171

Catholic Charities, USA (703) 549-1390

Christian Disaster Response (941) 956-5183 or (941) 551-9554

Christian Reformed World Relief Committee (800) 848-5818

Church World Service (800) 297-1516

Convoy of Hope (417) 823-8998

Lutheran Disaster Response (800) 638-3522

Mennonite Disaster Service (717) 859-2210

Nazarene Disaster Response (888) 256-5886

Presbyterian Disaster Assistance (800) 872-3283

Salvation Army (800) SAL-ARMY (725-2769)

Southern Baptist Convention -- Disaster Relief (800) 462-8657, ext. 6133

United Methodist Committee on Relief (800) 554-8583

pussyluver 08-30-2005 06:31 PM

The Bush administration is sending in the Marines to "cleanup". That means remove dead bodies, live bodies, looters and the like. They started today with blackhawks and amphibious vehicles are on the way. I suspect that some regular armed forces are gonna be handling some of the real dirty work.

Expect martial law anytime now if they haven't done so yet.

Some hard stuff to deal with:

Collect and ID bodies that died during the storm and after.

ID bodies that were buried and aren't anymore.

Plant or cremate the dead.

Decontaminate the city (Giant bottle of bleach?) to make it safe enough for citizen volunteers, contractors and the rest..

pussyluver 08-30-2005 06:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pussyluver
The Bush administration is sending in the Marines to "cleanup". That means remove dead bodies, live bodies, looters and the like. They started today with blackhawks and amphibious vehicles are on the way. I suspect that some regular armed forces are gonna be handling some of the real dirty work.

Expect martial law anytime now if they haven't done so yet.

Some hard stuff to deal with:

Collect and ID bodies that died during the storm and after.

ID bodies that were buried and aren't anymore.

Plant or cremate the dead.

Decontaminate the city (Giant bottle of bleach?) to make it safe enough for citizen volunteers, contractors and the rest..

Other areas with less damage will have work available sooner.

Doctor Dre 08-30-2005 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by XxXotic
dude, forget it right now, the governor is urging people NOT to come at this time, there's nothing you can do. I'm in baton rouge (70 miles away) and I can't even get down there to help. If you wanna help, donate to the red cross

if you need info, contact the governor's office
Telephone Numbers: 1-(866) 366-1121
(225) 342-0991 or 342-7015
Facsimile: (225) 342-7099

he said he's broke ...

reynold 08-30-2005 06:53 PM

I admire your eagerness to help but I guess you need more help than this people, so why don't you just stay there and pray for them.

baddog 08-30-2005 07:03 PM

you can't fly there, I highly doubt you can even drive in there

baddog 08-30-2005 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NichePay - StuartD
nofx in to save the day once again with his usual positive energy to enlighten us.


I had no idea he was nofx. How did I miss that?

chaze 08-30-2005 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by t.Dot
Help!

Other people up here in Canada I've asked seem to laugh or brush aside the idea that I want to travel to New Orleans and the Gulf Coast area to help with cleanup efforts.

Help me get there. Willing to trade gfx design or good writing skills for a trip down south ASAP.

Admittedly, I'm broke. I went to the Red Cross today but volunteering from up here is too difficult.

Help me! Some fellow webmasters might be trapped down there.

Toronto/Buffalo To New Orleans:

http://www.greyhound.com/
http://www.southwest.com/
http://www.amtrak.com/servlet/Conten...mtrak/HomePage

I'll carpool, bus, train or fly or anything else to get there. The need to help is boiling in my blood.

ICQ: 333-331-951

I'll pay for the bus, how much?

Better be real :mad:

chaze 08-30-2005 07:11 PM

By the time you get the ticket and get there they will be ready for help.

I would go but things are too busy right now with my mom ill and everything.

cherrylula 08-30-2005 07:24 PM

Yeah just what new orleans needs right now, another beggar.

XxXotic 08-30-2005 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctor Dre
he said he's broke ...

did I say give money? no, redcross takes many forms of donations, not just cash. :thumbsup

Martin 08-30-2005 08:49 PM

Dude what the hell are you going to do? 80% of the city is under water..


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