Ok, who got laid...
 

Yesterday...

Not I, but soon.

Your own hand doesn't count...

I did, but I'm a giant slut. Don't follow in my footsteps, kiddies.

I'm married and it was Valentine's Day. Of course, I didn't get laid.

I get laid every day! I think I'm ready to try it w/ a partner now.

LMAO now THAT was funny

:Graucho

Magick... are you half Canadian?
:thumbsup

EC, don't make me get funky on yo ass, you know I will

:moon <---my ass after the Jamaican sun for 5 minutes

LOL

Why not?!

I'll go one further...

:rainfro <---- your hair after 5 min in Jamaica
:moon <----your ass after 5 min in Jamaica

LOL

:stoned

YOU after 5 minutes in Jamaica

LOL

Yeah Hungryman gave me the goods last night!

:Hollering

LOL!

DH

Get laid? Hm, I have forgotten how it was done, was it in, or was it out first and could you use any body part to accomplish the whole thing? :helpme

i saw some midget anal fisting content... does that count?

I did...twice :winkwink:

Nothing beats sloppy Valentine's day blowjobs ;)

I gave her the old tea bag....

Happy Valentine's day Mrs. Naked:winkwink:

http://ulosya.vbg.ru/icon/icon.files/iconsex-teabag.gif

read my avatar

she was 18

and a jehovah gone bad

hahah

my wife did....wish I coulda been there........

:winkwink:

Maybe that's why I don't want to marry

I got to tag three inputs on my woman for V-day. What a girl! :smokin

sykko i *invited* you!! dont be like that man!! we're homies!!!

KMan? hmmm, come to think of it she did complain when her "date" wanted to bring a sheep, a twink and a clown to join in on the "festivities"....I shoulda known it was you...my first thought was Gary...but then I realized she feels Canadians are "unclean"...