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pr0 08-29-2005 09:14 PM

What is the best coffee $ can buy?
 
I like anything mild, i'm not a bold drinker. We have 8-oclock coffee in the house at the time, & it tastes like birdshit to me. I tried a starbucks house blend (mild) & it was ok. I really like a vanilla type bean (flavored) or hazel nut. Or just a good coffee i can flavor with my half & half.

Suggestions & Url's?

pr0 08-29-2005 09:19 PM

cmon coffee guys, waking up to a cup is really helping my diet too...help a brother out

tony286 08-29-2005 09:20 PM

millstone is good or that coffee shop they have malls, not starbucks someone help me with the name its like barnies or something thats for favored coffee, true coffee people dont drink favored stuff. i like favored ones myself.

PMGMEDIA 08-29-2005 09:21 PM

try www.buyfreshcoffee.com

Mako 08-29-2005 09:22 PM

The one that needs a monkey to shit it out first, or whatever.

Is that an urban myth? Story is that this coffee bean is eaten by a certain breed of monkies only in Costa Rica, which is then havested out of their dung, and costs $100 a bag or whatever.

Not a coffee guy, but I recall that beeing the Dom or Cristal of coffee to the elite. Someone go look that up and see if it's true or not.

Deej 08-29-2005 09:23 PM

i like to sample multiple fresh beans,....the alleged most finest coffee...is the cat shit coffee.....peru or some place like that .... these rare pumas eat coffee beans and the native folk sneak around picking up the puma shit and brew the finest coffee around.....supposedly the best and most expensive.....but i certainly dont want any ill stick to my fresh beans, grinder, and french press.....

just sample fresh beans from your local store or coffee stand.....do you drink it straight...sugar ? i like mine at times with cocoa :D

pr0 08-29-2005 09:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tony404
millstone is good or that coffee shop they have malls, not starbucks someone help me with the name its like barnies or something thats for favored coffee, true coffee people dont drink favored stuff. i like favored ones myself.

yea just like real beer drinkers won't have a mixed drink

its a macho thing

well im 6foot, 275 carry a .40 in my waist band, watch nfl, & fuck more hookers than kid rock, & i'm perfectly fine drinking flavored coffee

Fizzgig 08-29-2005 09:25 PM

GFY COLLECTED COFFEE WISDOM

This is a popular subject. :)

pr0 08-29-2005 09:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mako
The one that needs a monkey to shit it out first, or whatever.

Is that an urban myth? Story is that this coffee bean is eaten by a certain breed of monkies only in Costa Rica, which is then havested out of their dung, and costs $100 a bag or whatever.

Not a coffee guy, but I recall that beeing the Dom or Cristal of coffee to the elite. Someone go look that up and see if it's true or not.

If cristal was pooped out of an elephants ass i wouldn't drink it :1orglaugh

Fizzgig 08-29-2005 09:27 PM

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Originally Posted by pr0
If cristal was pooped out of an elephants ass i wouldn't drink it :1orglaugh

And if it was Angelina Jolie instead of an elephant?

Mako 08-29-2005 09:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pr0
If cristal was pooped out of an elephants ass i wouldn't drink it :1orglaugh

Amen to that. But you asked for the best, heheheh...got to pay the price baby! Think of it like an episode of Fear Factor, lol. :1orglaugh

pr0 08-29-2005 09:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Fizzgig
And if it was Angelina Jolie instead of an elephant?

I eat Jolie's ass out, if she was on the rag & had a mad case of the shits.

tony286 08-29-2005 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mako
The one that needs a monkey to shit it out first, or whatever.

Is that an urban myth? Story is that this coffee bean is eaten by a certain breed of monkies only in Costa Rica, which is then havested out of their dung, and costs $100 a bag or whatever.

Not a coffee guy, but I recall that beeing the Dom or Cristal of coffee to the elite. Someone go look that up and see if it's true or not.

Is the brand called monkeys ass , I would love to see the label lol

jayeff 08-29-2005 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mako
The one that needs a monkey to shit it out first, or whatever.

Is that an urban myth? Story is that this coffee bean is eaten by a certain breed of monkies only in Costa Rica, which is then havested out of their dung, and costs $100 a bag or whatever.

A near identical thread was here a few days ago. The animal which eats the beans is a civet, the coffee is Kopi Luwak and about $75 a quarter pound...

One of the best vanilla flavored coffees around is "French Vanilla Velvet" from http://www.damicofoods.com/

D'Amico is an Italian grocery store I used to shop at years ago when I worked in New York for a while. It was a lucky chance that when I moved here and had to either give up decent coffee or buy online, theirs happened to be the first site I found. All their coffees are excellent...

MrVids 08-29-2005 09:37 PM

sounds like our tastes are similar, i can choke down the starbucks standard but i really dig the morning mild drip. If you have Tully's around there, try their drip o'the day. it's usually much more mild than the starbucks standard.

For your home brew i have 2 suggestions:

1. Nicky Beans Kona Prime

2. Peets New Guinea

Those are my favorites I've found so far. Let me know if you find something you dig.

BlingDaddy 08-29-2005 09:37 PM

The best coffee money can buy also cleans my house. I stick to the beans I grind on my own.
:thumbsup

tony286 08-29-2005 09:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jayeff
A near identical thread was here a few days ago. The animal which eats the beans is a civet, the coffee is Kopi Luwak and about $75 a quarter pound...

One of the best vanilla flavored coffees around is "French Vanilla Velvet" from http://www.damicofoods.com/

D'Amico is an Italian grocery store I used to shop at years ago when I worked in New York for a while. It was a lucky chance that when I moved here and had to either give up decent coffee or buy online, theirs happened to be the first site I found. All their coffees are excellent...

Oh god thank you for that url , Im burning up the credit card tonight lol

pr0 08-29-2005 09:40 PM

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Originally Posted by BlingDaddy
The best coffee money can buy also cleans my house. I stick to the beans I grind on my own.
:thumbsup

I grind my own baby...i even got one of those $500 coffee machines that i got no clue wtf is does besides pop & gurgle

KRL 08-29-2005 09:41 PM

I've tried every brand and I always come back to Dunkin Donuts Arabica ground coffee.

Some DD facts:

Why Dunkin' Donuts?

Dunkin' Donuts has a reputation for brewing high quality coffee for more than five decades. In fact, Dunkin' Donuts is using the original proprietary coffee blend recipe established by its founder Bill Rosenberg in 1950.

Today, Dunkin' Donuts is America's largest retailer of coffee-by-the-cup, serving nearly 1 billion cups of brewed coffee each year.

On an average day, Dunkin' Donuts sells more than 30 cups of freshly brewed coffee each second.

Dunkin' Donuts uses 100-percent Arabica coffee beans and has its own coffee specifications, which are recognized by the industry as a superior grade of coffee. Based on Dunkin' Donuts Quality (DDQ) specifications, coffee is milled and processed specifically for the company.

Dunkin' Donuts team of experts carefully oversees its coffee to ensure a consistently high quality cup - from the coffee cherries on the farm to the precise standards for brewing and serving Dunkin' Donuts coffee in stores.

As coffee is viewed more and more as a commodity, Dunkin' Donuts Tree-to-Cup program is a revolutionary approach to coffee management. The company proactively establishes and monitors stringent specifications for quality starting at the coffee farms and throughout the entire coffee production process.

https://www.dunkindonuts.com/images/...cts/coffee.jpg

Deej 08-29-2005 09:42 PM

seriously dude....try a 30 dollar french press.....you will box your pop n' gurgler up and ship it back......the best way to brew

pr0 08-29-2005 09:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Deej
seriously dude....try a 30 dollar french press.....you will box your pop n' gurgler up and ship it back......the best way to brew

where can i get a french press?

Deej 08-29-2005 09:59 PM

fred meyer, if your west coast.....most kitchen appliance sections

Deej 08-29-2005 09:59 PM

just a beaker with a screen basiclyand a push rod

Deej 08-29-2005 10:02 PM

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0...CLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

3M TA3 08-29-2005 10:02 PM

this is the best cup of coffee I have ever had and I drink alot of coffee.
http://www.blackbearcoffee.com/
Nice guys too. just don't get in a long conversation about the different types of coffee with Jim.

give the guy some support, he was being sued by one of the big guys for a few mil.

Babagirls 08-29-2005 10:03 PM

i buy French Vanilla by Folgers and i love it.
put a splash of Irish Creme creamer in it, and mmm!!!

L0stMind 08-29-2005 10:38 PM

dont pay more then $25 for your french press either. I think Starbucks sells it for $45 when you can buy it for half that cost elsewhere.

I like a wide variety of coffee, so I can't help you on a specific bean that's better then the rest...

Deej 08-29-2005 10:54 PM

yea 25 is good....i have found them as low as 9 dollars....but....you see the pic...just get that.....its better coffee than your 500 dollar fancy perculator :P and i know my method is MUCH more primitive.....you boil the water and dump in the fresh grounds...pour the water in...stir.....or just set wich ever you prefer.....makes its stronger or not,....then push the screen down...and viola....best damn ...boldest coffee ever

pr0 08-29-2005 11:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deej
yea 25 is good....i have found them as low as 9 dollars....but....you see the pic...just get that.....its better coffee than your 500 dollar fancy perculator :P and i know my method is MUCH more primitive.....you boil the water and dump in the fresh grounds...pour the water in...stir.....or just set wich ever you prefer.....makes its stronger or not,....then push the screen down...and viola....best damn ...boldest coffee ever

Oh is that what it does? I'll stick to my perculator.

Although hotels should offer french presses, the last 4-star i stayed in a couple days ago after a fishing trip, the water resevoir made me almost puke.

Needless to say it was cleaned within 3 minutes & i was given half off my next stay.

Deej 08-29-2005 11:27 PM

seriously, try it....you will like it more :winkwink:


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