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Juicy D. Links 08-29-2005 12:52 PM
"Top Gun" one of the best movies of all time......PIC
 
Gotta be in the classics ..... In fact I have urge to see it.



http://www.nymalegigolos.com/teaser/topgun.jpg

LittleSassy 08-29-2005 12:54 PM
:1orglaugh

looks like tom's insecure...:P

gangbangjoe 08-29-2005 12:54 PM
the guy with the big head in the back is sexxxxy

psili 08-29-2005 12:55 PM
I read Maddox too much, but it's number 1 on his "Five shitty movies that everyone loves":

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse...._shitty_movies

Juicy D. Links 08-29-2005 12:59 PM
"take my breath away" alalalalalalla

abyss_al 08-29-2005 01:03 PM
highway to the danger zone tn na na tn tn tn tn tn tn tn tn na na ...

Juicy D. Links 08-29-2005 01:04 PM
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Originally Posted by abyss_al
highway to the danger zone tn na na tn tn tn tn tn tn tn tn na na ...

highway or "i went"

MacDaddyPlaya 08-29-2005 01:06 PM
I feel the need...the need for speed

OG LennyT 08-29-2005 01:06 PM
One of my first Netflix rentals.

abyss_al 08-29-2005 01:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links
highway or "i went"

I WENT to the danger zone tn na na tn tn tn tn tn tn tn tn na na ...

Sarah_Jayne 08-29-2005 01:10 PM
No film with a kenny loggins song can be the 'best' anything.

CyberBachelor 08-29-2005 01:16 PM
gay :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Drake 08-29-2005 01:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by psili
I read Maddox too much, but it's number 1 on his "Five shitty movies that everyone loves":

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse...._shitty_movies
haha the write-ups are hilarious

Scott McD 08-29-2005 01:19 PM
Watched Top Gun once. Hated it... :1orglaugh

JFK 08-29-2005 01:21 PM
"there were no fewer than 500 shower scenes in this movie. The wardrobe for this film must have consisted of a towel, a jump suit, and 50 pages of gay innuendo, because the rest of the time Tom Cruise and Val Kilmer were walking around naked eyeing each other's packages." :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Juicy D. Links 08-29-2005 01:21 PM
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For those of you who don't remember, "Top Gun" was the movie about a bunch of guys who stand around high-fiving each other for about 90 minutes.

:1orglaugh

Juicy D. Links 08-29-2005 01:22 PM
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The movie focuses on some loser named "Maverick" who penetrates deep into the coveted veil of the top gun academy of smug, sexually frustrated aviators. I know many of you reading this will probably think I'm exaggerating when I say this (since I exaggerate everything, except for my manliness which is enviable), but there were no fewer than 500 shower scenes in this movie. The wardrobe for this film must have consisted of a towel, a jump suit, and 50 pages of gay innuendo, because the rest of the time Tom Cruise and Val Kilmer were walking around naked eyeing each other's packages.

Then as if the director didn't think all the high-fiving and shower scenes were suggestive enough, there was a gratuitous scene in which all the guys got oiled up and played volleyball. Every few minutes I half-expected to see Cruise and Kilmer lock lips to a ballad of "It's Raining Men:"
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

wildgirl 08-29-2005 01:22 PM
I'd watched that movie and it was good :)

Juicy D. Links 08-29-2005 01:23 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JFK
"there were no fewer than 500 shower scenes in this movie. The wardrobe for this film must have consisted of a towel, a jump suit, and 50 pages of gay innuendo, because the rest of the time Tom Cruise and Val Kilmer were walking around naked eyeing each other's packages." :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
:1orglaugh

koreanbbque 08-29-2005 01:32 PM
that movie is the fucking best!


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