Humans put on display at the London zoo (pic)
 

Human interest at London Zoo

London Zoo has unveiled a new exhibition - eight humans prowling around wearing little more than fig leaves.

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The 'Human Zoo' is intended to show the basic nature of human beings, over the bank holiday weekend.

"We have set up this exhibit to highlight the spread of man as a plague species and to communicate the importance of man's place in the planet's ecosystem," a London Zoo spokesman said.

The scantily-clad volunteers will be kept amused with games and music.

"I actually think the fig leaves will be enough to cover us up, it's no worse than a swimming pool," said volunteer Simon Spiro, 19, from New Malden, Surrey.

Spiro, selected from dozens of hopefuls in an Internet competition, said he was excited by the prospect of monkeying around on the zoo's Bear Mountain.

"I'm a veterinary student so the idea of working for a zoo was something that appealed to me.

"I'm not worried by the fact it might be cold and rainy. I've brought pocket Scrabble in case we're bored."

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We've already got those here in america, its called a prison.

And when you're in school they walk you through one to scare you out of using "drugs"

And just like monkeys they throw fecies at you.

We're all just mutant monkeys, life has no point! And i fucking love every minute of it!

those chicks should be in their natural state, in the kitchen and naked; not in a zoo.

:thumbsup

jk

kitchen and naked are two words I stopped putting together after 'the accident'

What????

Oil or something like that ?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Oh my... lol Looks like fun!!

They could have atleast gotten some Bitches that don't look like Lesbians!

I had such a great time on Scared Straight day. Some feminazi girls from my school insisted on going as well. They were back on the bus and crying within only a few minutes.

Why are they not naked?? :winkwink:

???????

Using "scantily-clad volunteers" to "highlight the spread of man as a plague species"?

The marketing genius behind that should be fired.

Retards.

The scene - romantic Valentine's meal cooked at home..baked salmon as the main dish. I am going to serve it in bed and so I am naked and cooking and I take the dish for the salmon out and put it on the counter so I can get everything else ready to dish out. I somehow forget that the white ceramic dish that the fish was cooking in in a hot oven would be very hot and accidently lean into it when I am reaching for something next to it. I scream and see that I am now missing a few layers of skin in the space between where my boobs stop and my my waist starts. The burn was so bad it took nearly six months for the scar to go away.

So, now I alteast have a shirt on when I cook.

Yes, because no one ever wants to watch lesbians.