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xlogger 08-29-2005 11:42 AM

I titty fucked this girl today....
 
I tapped this hotty today! :1orglaugh

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...666/07_big.jpg

Deepai 08-29-2005 11:48 AM

omg.......

aztecvision 08-29-2005 11:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xlogger

Either that bitch needs a shave, or she has big ass titties on her back. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

candyflip 08-29-2005 11:50 AM

I'd hit the one in the orange.

Big round titties like that look great wrapped around my cock. :thumbsup

dynastoned 08-29-2005 11:52 AM

AHAHAHAHAHHAAH she has titties on her back. thats fuckin hilarious!

Scott McD 08-29-2005 11:53 AM

:eek7 :eek7

wildgirl 08-29-2005 11:53 AM

omg Holy crap!

CT 08-29-2005 11:54 AM

Which tits? The ones in the pink... or the ones on the back of the lady in purple. :winkwink:

fl_prn_str 08-29-2005 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aztecvision
Either that bitch needs a shave, or she has big ass titties on her back. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh


kinda reminds me of a hump.......oh fuck.....i am about to break out in song........

Verse One: Humpty Hump (Shock G)
All right!
Stop whatcha doin'
'cause I'm about to ruin
the image and the style that ya used to.
I look funny
but yo I'm makin' money see
so yo world I hope you're ready for me.
Now gather round
I'm the new fool in town
and my sound's laid down by the Underground.
I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf
so just let me introduce myself
My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty.
Yo ladies, oh how I like to hump thee.
And all the rappers in the top ten--please allow me to bump thee.
I'm steppin' tall, y'all,
and just like Humpty Dumpty
you're gonna fall when the stereos pump me.
I like to rhyme,
I like my beats funky,
I'm spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy.
I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack
but sometimes I get ridiculous
I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice
hey yo fat girl, c'mere--are ya ticklish?
Yeah, I called ya fat.
Look at me, I'm skinny
It never stopped me from gettin' busy
I'm a freak
I like the girls with the boom
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom
I'm crazy.
Allow me to amaze thee.
They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me.
I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants
and I even got my own dance
{Chorus:}
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump
Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Verse Two:
People say "Yo, Humpty, you're really funny lookin'"
that's all right 'cause I get things cookin'
Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to compare me
but ya can't get near me
I give 'em more, see, and on the floor, B,
all the girls they adore me
Oh yes, ladies, I'm really bein' sincere
'cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear.
My nose is big, uh-uh I'm not ashamed
Big like a pickle, I'm still gettin' paid
I get laid by the ladies, ya know I'm in charge,
both how I'm livin' and my nose is large
I get stoopid, I shoot an arrow like Cupid,
I use a word that don't mean nothin', like looptid
I sang on Doowhutchalike, and if ya missed it,
I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the biscuits
Also told ya that I like to bite
Well, yeah, I guess it's obvious, I also like to write.
All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance
and now I'm gonna do my dance.
{Chorus}
Breakdown:
Oh, yeah, that's the break, y'all
Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here
Oh, yeah!
Now that I told ya a little bit about myself
let me tell ya a little bit about this dance
It's real easy to do--check it out
Verse Three:
First I limp to the side like my leg was broken
Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin'
Crazy wack funky
People say ya look like M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty
That's all right 'cause my body's in motion
It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion
Anyone can play this game
This is my dance, y'all, Humpty Hump's my name
No two people will do it the same
Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain
Humpin', funkin', jumpin',
jig around, shakin' ya rump,
and when the dude a chump pump points a finger like a stump
tell him step off, I'm doin' the Hump.
{Chorus}
Black people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
White people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Puerto Ricans, do the Humpty Hump, just keep on doin' the hump
Samoans, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Let's get stoopid!
{Chorus}
Oh, yeah, come on and break it down
Outro:
Once again, the Underground is in the house
I'd like to send a shout out to the whole world,
keep on doin' the Humpty Dance,
and to the ladies,
peace and humptiness forever
{Music and fade}

webair 08-29-2005 11:55 AM

backtitties.com new niche

CT 08-29-2005 11:58 AM

OH SHIT!!
This domain name IS AVAILABLE:
BACKTITTIES.COM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Aneros Josh 08-29-2005 11:58 AM

her name is "robert paulsen"

Downtime 08-29-2005 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xlogger
I tapped this hotty today! :1orglaugh

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...666/07_big.jpg

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

LittleSassy 08-29-2005 12:58 PM

:1orglaugh..


she so needs to hit the gym....

BigRod 08-29-2005 01:14 PM

What do you call titties on the back?

Extreme Holly 08-29-2005 01:22 PM

grooosssss

Adam 08-29-2005 01:25 PM

back titties?

cosis 08-29-2005 01:33 PM

for the love of god

QuaWee 08-29-2005 01:37 PM

omg I hope that is fake

tornell 08-29-2005 01:40 PM

hollllyyyyy shit

VeriSexy 08-29-2005 01:42 PM

WTF :Oh crap

tranza 08-29-2005 01:47 PM

WTF is that???

pornguy 08-29-2005 01:48 PM

That is just fucking nasty.

sicone 08-29-2005 01:51 PM

she's a sexy beast

u-Bob 08-29-2005 02:56 PM

wtf? ... well, I guess you hit those titties real hard...

Sarah_Jayne 08-29-2005 03:04 PM

Of course no one questions what anyone is doing cruising and arts and crafts store with a camera.

Hollywood Horwitz 08-29-2005 03:27 PM

in high school they called her "tittyback"

gecko 08-29-2005 06:50 PM

WTF is right...

Spunky 08-29-2005 06:53 PM

Somehow that arouses me

killerkay 08-29-2005 06:54 PM

wow they are some tig ole bitties

sniperwolf 08-29-2005 06:56 PM

wtf? notredame?

Fizzgig 08-29-2005 06:58 PM

It's not nice to make fun of people with tits on their back.

woj 08-29-2005 07:07 PM

wtf is wrong with the one on the right?

MandyBlake 08-29-2005 07:09 PM

you guys are cold!
i like the girl on the left. nice curves

fusionx 08-29-2005 07:10 PM

I'll bet she's fun to slowdance with...

tony286 08-29-2005 07:31 PM

the blonde one looks cute

knought 08-29-2005 09:54 PM

:1orglaugh ... that was so hilarious!

BlingDaddy 08-29-2005 09:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xlogger
I tapped this hotty today! :1orglaugh

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...666/07_big.jpg

Is this......
BLOCKBUSTERVIDEO?
I fucking kill me...
:1orglaugh :helpme

MuleScrote 08-29-2005 10:12 PM

do they make double-sided bras? God damn :Oh crap

reynold 08-29-2005 10:34 PM

tits at back is not hot. :1orglaugh

JD 08-29-2005 10:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by funkmastersex
her name is "robert paulsen"

:1orglaugh

Beejeebers 08-29-2005 10:40 PM

Where'd you get the pic of my wife?

rollinOn20s 08-29-2005 11:56 PM

OMG, now that is a real swamper if I've ever seen one!

BigasMoe 08-30-2005 12:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xlogger

They look like their at Lane Bryants!

kmanrox 08-30-2005 12:10 AM

BABY got BACK!

Vitasoy 08-30-2005 07:36 AM

How is that possible? Does not look right

candyflip 08-30-2005 07:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigasMoe
They look like their at Lane Bryants!

I jerk off to the Lane Bryant catalog all the time :thumbsup

I'd love to bring one of their manniquins home with me. :1orglaugh

loverboy 08-30-2005 11:29 AM

tumors?

:smokin

Sarah_Jayne 08-30-2005 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigasMoe
They look like their at Lane Bryants!

nope that isn't Lane Bryants..my semi-anual Lane Bryant underwear shopping spree is getting closer

DarkFi®e 08-30-2005 11:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xlogger
I tapped this hotty today! :1orglaugh

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...666/07_big.jpg



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