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DarkJedi 08-28-2005 10:53 PM

FACT: Negroes will die in the flooding cause they can't swim!
 
They will bob up and sown like turds in a toilet bowl.

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Ninja Scripts 08-28-2005 10:54 PM

I just saw a video of outside of the superdome. I must say it's the first time ever I've seen a few hundred black people with wet hair. You just don't see that shit!

dropped9 08-28-2005 10:54 PM

my gawd you're a moron

Steen2 08-28-2005 10:55 PM

This actually made me laugh.

bringer 08-28-2005 10:55 PM

http://www.starterupsteve.com/gfy/dorkjedi.jpg

Ninja Scripts 08-28-2005 10:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Headless
my gawd you're a moron

This one is actually pretty fucking true. Black people can't swim.

baddog 08-28-2005 10:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ninja Scripts
I just saw a video of outside of the superdome. I must say it's the first time ever I've seen a few hundred black people with wet hair. You just don't see that shit!


I thought you were an idiot when I read your other thread . . . thank you for confirming it

Babagirls 08-28-2005 10:55 PM

as wrong as this thread is, it made me laugh lol

throwdown 08-28-2005 10:57 PM

All the grocery stores in new orleans are out of Watermelon and Chicken because all the black people are stockpiling it up!!!!

Ninja Scripts 08-28-2005 10:57 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog
I thought you were an idiot when I read your other thread . . . thank you for confirming it

Oh you fucking tool, nothing I said makes me an idiot. You don't see black people with wet hair. Know any black people? Fucking ask them you old prick.

spunkmaster 08-28-2005 10:58 PM

Are you saying it's the white mans faulf that black people can't swim?

DarkJedi 08-28-2005 10:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Headless
my gawd you're a moron

shut it, fat boy

Ninja Scripts 08-28-2005 11:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spunkmaster
Are you saying it's the white mans faulf that black people can't swim?

Very well could be but fact is most can't swim.

Ninja Scripts 08-28-2005 11:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog
I thought you were an idiot when I read your other thread . . . thank you for confirming it

I read what I wrote again and as I remembered, nothing derogatory. You need to get off your high horse and lighten the fuck up.

Found this online in a 2 second search.

"....Natural hair is beautiful. I love how nappy it is, I love how nappy it gets when its wet, and I love how no other people in the world come close to having hair like ours. In high school, I played sports. Thinking I was grown, I decided to forgo my cornrows and press my hair. After two-three hours of sweating a day, I know I don't need to tell you guys what my hair looked like. So, I would press it just about every day after I got home from practice, which was incredibly damaging but my hair was strong enough to take it. By the time, I arrived at college, I washed my hair once a week and pressed it about once a week. I would hide myself in my room and comb out my natural hair. I would lock the door because I didn't want any of my Caucasion friends to see my hair in its natural state. I did not want to have to answer their questions (why is your hair so curly? oh my gosh, it's so curly! why does your hair do that?) and I got really tired of having to explain my existence to them (after all I never asked them why their hair was like that...). Finally, I said to myself that it was about time my Caucasian friends saw what my hair looked like and finally understood that the vast majority of Black people had hair that was naturally like mine. When they finally saw my hair, they were shocked but genuinely intrigued (although it was probably the same intrigue one would have in an exotic animal). The most negative reaction I got came from an African-American friend (who had been permed most her life) who told me that my wet hair looked horrible and that I needed to hurry up and fix that. It was at that point I realized that we (Black people) do not play a small part in perpetuating this nonsense about our hair being ugly. It wasn't my white friends who had a problem with my natural hair, but my black ones....."

porn-dog 08-28-2005 11:04 PM

Lol @ This Thread ...........

3M TA3 08-28-2005 11:29 PM

we are all going to hell with smiles on our faces

baddog 08-28-2005 11:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ninja Scripts
Oh you fucking tool, nothing I said makes me an idiot. You don't see black people with wet hair. Know any black people? Fucking ask them you old prick.


I can go to the beach any day of the week and see black people with wet hair idiot.

Ninja Scripts 08-28-2005 11:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog
I can go to the beach any day of the week and see black people with wet hair idiot.

Did I have to clarify? Black people with REAL hair that isn't shaved. I dunno maybe I dreamed about going to school with hundreds of them, knowing that the ones with long hair get in the water with shower caps on, and being told by them specifically why that is so.

You see, they usually have hundreds of dollars of treatments in their hair that come out when it gets wet. It also goes to it's natural state which is an afro. I didn't know it needed explanation as it's not some big ass secret.

:rainfro :rainfro :rainfro :rainfro

pimpin 08-28-2005 11:52 PM

put all the poor of new orleans in a big bowl in the middle of a flood, they don't if it can hold all the people, dont know if it'll survive, don't know how bad it will be.. . . sounds kinda like a conspiracy theory already starting

Ninja Scripts 08-28-2005 11:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pimpin
put all the poor of new orleans in a big bowl in the middle of a flood, they don't if it can hold all the people, dont know if it'll survive, don't know how bad it will be.. . . sounds kinda like a conspiracy theory already starting

Wasn't intended to be but if the area does in fact flood and kill some of those people that is how it will be spun.

PixeLs 08-29-2005 01:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spunkmaster
Are you saying it's the white mans faulf that black people can't swim?

Are you trying to insinuate something stupid on this thread?
Don't be so affected by this calamity dude. Just seat back and relax.

kmanrox 08-29-2005 01:32 AM

isnt darkjedi black?

nexcom28 08-29-2005 01:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ninja Scripts
Did I have to clarify? Black people with REAL hair that isn't shaved. I dunno maybe I dreamed about going to school with hundreds of them, knowing that the ones with long hair get in the water with shower caps on, and being told by them specifically why that is so.

You see, they usually have hundreds of dollars of treatments in their hair that come out when it gets wet. It also goes to it's natural state which is an afro. I didn't know it needed explanation as it's not some big ass secret.

:rainfro :rainfro :rainfro :rainfro

I agree completly. Most black people's hair is different to white peoples hair and they hate for it to get wet and it's also true that a lot (but not all) black people cannot swim.

DarkJedi 08-29-2005 01:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ninja Scripts
Wasn't intended to be but if the area does in fact flood and kill some of those people that is how it will be spun.

if the hurricane doesn't get them, the fireants will

brilsmurf 08-29-2005 01:40 AM

here is a MD speaking

what he says IS true, black swimmers are always slower than causcasian ones and this has to do with the bone density in their head: black skulls weigh more than white skulls, so they have to do more effort in keeping their head up in swimming competition, resulting in a lower speed.
This fact is being used in the identification of human remains to determine if it was a white or black person (including the pronation of teeth,..)

anymore questions: i will be happy to answer them

Kevsh 08-29-2005 01:40 AM

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Originally Posted by bringer

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Ninja Scripts 08-29-2005 01:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brilsmurf
here is a MD speaking

what he says IS true, black swimmers are always slower than causcasian ones and this has to do with the bone density in their head: black skulls weigh more than white skulls, so they have to do more effort in keeping their head up in swimming competition, resulting in a lower speed.
This fact is being used in the identification of human remains to determine if it was a white or black person (including the pronation of teeth,..)

anymore questions: i will be happy to answer them

I never knew the scientific explanation, just that all my black friends stay in the wading section.... with shower caps on.

kmanrox 08-29-2005 01:42 AM

and i must point out that in USMC boot camp, the 6 brothaz in our platoon, all 6 of them failed the swim course and were dropped back into training for a couple of weeks due to it.... that's not racist, just stating a statistical fact i witnessed.

Ninja Scripts 08-29-2005 01:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kmanrox
and i must point out that in USMC boot camp, the 6 brothaz in our platoon, all 6 of them failed the swim course and were dropped back into training for a couple of weeks due to it.... that's not racist, just stating a statistical fact i witnessed.

The ones I know are deathly afraid of water as well.

bbe 08-29-2005 01:56 AM

Quote:

You see, they usually have hundreds of dollars of treatments in their hair that come out when it gets wet.
Who knew welfare was so much these days !

TheJimmy 08-29-2005 02:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brilsmurf
here is a MD speaking

what he says IS true, black swimmers are always slower than causcasian ones and this has to do with the bone density in their head: black skulls weigh more than white skulls, so they have to do more effort in keeping their head up in swimming competition, resulting in a lower speed.
This fact is being used in the identification of human remains to determine if it was a white or black person (including the pronation of teeth,..)

anymore questions: i will be happy to answer them



whew, I thought I was going to hear more about the differences in the size and development of the frontal lobes...


:helpme

flashfire 08-29-2005 02:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ninja Scripts
This one is actually pretty fucking true. Black people can't swim.

only true on reality shows

brilsmurf 08-29-2005 02:13 AM

thejimmy: i can look it up for ya!

reynold 08-29-2005 02:34 AM

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Originally Posted by porn-dog
Lol @ This Thread ...........

LOL @ your sig too. :thumbsup :1orglaugh

polish_aristocrat 08-29-2005 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ninja Scripts
Did I have to clarify? Black people with REAL hair that isn't shaved. I dunno maybe I dreamed about going to school with hundreds of them, knowing that the ones with long hair get in the water with shower caps on, and being told by them specifically why that is so.

You see, they usually have hundreds of dollars of treatments in their hair that come out when it gets wet. It also goes to it's natural state which is an afro. I didn't know it needed explanation as it's not some big ass secret.

:rainfro :rainfro :rainfro :rainfro

you learn sth new everyday

BVF 08-29-2005 03:10 PM

When I was in Navy bootcamp, there were obviously a small percentage of black people there...But I swear that 97% of all of the people who were in "remedial" swimming, a class that you had to pass before you could finish, were black. I was shocked. The biggest part was that black folks aren't going to jump off of that high ass tower into the pool. They had that to simulate having to jump off the edge of the ship.

I passed but I was one of the few black people who passed the swim test on the first try...Even then I was terrified.

BVF 08-29-2005 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ninja Scripts
Did I have to clarify? Black people with REAL hair that isn't shaved. I dunno maybe I dreamed about going to school with hundreds of them, knowing that the ones with long hair get in the water with shower caps on, and being told by them specifically why that is so.

You see, they usually have hundreds of dollars of treatments in their hair that come out when it gets wet. It also goes to it's natural state which is an afro. I didn't know it needed explanation as it's not some big ass secret.

:rainfro :rainfro :rainfro :rainfro

you sir are a fool.

porn-dog 08-29-2005 07:49 PM

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Originally Posted by BVF
you sir are a fool.


Dude your black? shi-at, where were you in the "Caught on tape" in seattle thread.... Im sure you could have had some input....

porn-dog 08-29-2005 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ninja Scripts
Did I have to clarify? Black people with REAL hair that isn't shaved. I dunno maybe I dreamed about going to school with hundreds of them, knowing that the ones with long hair get in the water with shower caps on, and being told by them specifically why that is so.

You see, they usually have hundreds of dollars of treatments in their hair that come out when it gets wet. It also goes to it's natural state which is an afro. I didn't know it needed explanation as it's not some big ass secret.

:rainfro :rainfro :rainfro :rainfro


LOLOLOL "Lifestyles of the Afro" a special documentary brought to you by "Ninja Scripts" on A % E this sunday! LOL :1orglaugh

tony286 08-29-2005 07:54 PM

you guys are too bad lol up and down like turds in the water Im still laughing

pr0 08-29-2005 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog
I can go to the beach any day of the week and see black people with wet hair idiot.

Which beach?

Doctor Dre 08-29-2005 07:57 PM

BVF I don't see any black people when I go at the beach ... Maybe 1-2 once in a while ... I don't know where you are, but here, they don't like water much.

pornguy 08-29-2005 08:00 PM

What you said about them not swimming and drowning, and the wet hair may be true, but it makes you look like a total ass for pointing it out.

jade_dragon 08-29-2005 08:11 PM

They are not morons because of the comments they are morons because they think somehow it is genetic and not socio-economical. lol

Black people are not afraid of water, there just is not a lot of availability in the hood. It's not like during the summer months everyone take a trip out to the beach house ya know. THINK!

Honestly I know a lot more chicken eating, watermellon seed spitting white people (alah, your once beloved Brittney Spears) than blacks.

Black WOMEN do not like to get their hair wet, it has very little to do with product and more to do with styles which take time and work to get made and that fall flat when wet. Black men don't give a shit unless they are gay and have their hair pressed.

Anyway carry on, look forward to perhaps seeing some of you at conventions, not to start any shit, on the contrary, I look forward to seeing just how little you will say in my presence ;)

Jarmusch 08-29-2005 08:15 PM

They can't float either?


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