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DarkJedi 08-27-2005 01:18 PM

Face it, if you drink bourbon you are an idiot.
 
Only Jack Daniels drinkers are lower.

3M TA3 08-27-2005 01:18 PM

ok i'll bite, what do you drink?

FuqALot 08-27-2005 01:19 PM

If you drink wine you're an idiot.

Babaganoosh 08-27-2005 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlueMoon
ok i'll bite, what do you drink?

Wine coolers I bet.

DarkJedi 08-27-2005 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlueMoon
ok i'll bite, what do you drink?

High quality vodka. Straight.

FuqALot 08-27-2005 01:21 PM

I sip gin straight in a plastic cup.

3M TA3 08-27-2005 01:21 PM

ever try potato skin vodka?

Paul Waters 08-27-2005 02:25 PM

Don't trash any kind of alkee-hol. You never know when you may need some!

Hic

:winkwink:

natas 08-27-2005 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkJedi
High quality vodka. Straight.

stoli? :thumbsup

BigBen 08-27-2005 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlueMoon
ever try potato skin vodka?

Good stuff?

alexg 08-27-2005 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkJedi
High quality vodka. Straight.

www.yourethemannowdog.com

iBanker 08-27-2005 02:28 PM

Im pretty low then, Jack is pretty much all I drink...

Mako 08-27-2005 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by natas
stoli? :thumbsup

He said "high quality". That means Belvedere and Grey Goose.

That's it. The rest don't compare.

volante 08-27-2005 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkJedi
High quality vodka. Straight.

Only pinko commie scum drink vodka :winkwink:

3M TA3 08-27-2005 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by BigBen
Good stuff?

can't taste it but it burns like petrol going down. not good for ulsers.

I woke up feeling like i just got back from camping.

Jace 08-27-2005 02:50 PM

bushmills irish whiskey for me

http://www.whiskycorner.dk/billede/Bushmills%2010.jpg

evildick 08-27-2005 02:51 PM

I'll drink whatever's available. I don't think I have ever been required to drink bourbon yet though. I suppose I would if that was all there was left and the liquor store was closed. (unfortunately only certain stores are allowed to sell booze in Canada, and most of them seem to close early)

If I have my choice it's usually rum and coke or good old trusty beer.

Although sometimes I end up rubbing my head like this pondering why I am drinking at all.

http://www.tigsource.com/dy-alcoholic.jpg

Mako 08-27-2005 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by JaceXXX

Mary Kate will love it. :winkwink:

garce 08-27-2005 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by evildick
I'll drink whatever's available. I don't think I have ever been required to drink bourbon yet though. I suppose I would if that was all there was left and the liquor store was closed. (unfortunately only certain stores are allowed to sell booze in Canada, and most of them seem to close early)

If I have my choice it's usually rum and coke or good old trusty beer.

Although sometimes I end up rubbing my head like this pondering why I am drinking at all.

http://www.tigsource.com/dy-alcoholic.jpg

The sugar in rum and coke will do that to you. Try something else. Like bourbon.

DarkJedi 08-27-2005 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Waters
Don't trash any kind of alkee-hol. You never know when you may need some!

Hic

:winkwink:

Bourbon is the lifeblood of trailer trash everywhere. When they don't drink it, they use it to clear the dog hair and bacon grease out of the sink drain.

BV 08-27-2005 03:50 PM

Bourbon can only be made in the United States. (By international law) Most all Bourbons but a few are made in Kentucky, and Kentucky is the only state allowed to put its name on the bottle. Kentucky distillers are very adoment that Bourbon is not Bourbon unless the label says so. The name originates from Bourbon County Kentucky.

Cheers,
BV

slipfitter 08-27-2005 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkJedi
Only Jack Daniels drinkers are lower.

further proof that white alcohol is evil. i would have forgiven you're anger, but if i'm not mistaken JD is bourbon. dark liquor keeps you mellow. white liquor makes you post idiotic thoughts on GFY. :winkwink:

Alky 08-27-2005 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mako
He said "high quality". That means Belvedere and Grey Goose.

That's it. The rest don't compare.

you sir are obviousley not a vodka drinker.

they are both good obviousley... but there are better.

Mako 08-27-2005 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alky
you sir are obviousley not a vodka drinker.

they are both good obviousley... but there are better.

Not at their price point.

Beveldere particularly is fantastic, head and shoulders above anything else at that price point. If I'm wrong, prove it, offer an example of a Vodka that's the same price or less that tastes better. I'll be happy to try it. :winkwink:

Jace 08-27-2005 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BV
Bourbon can only be made in the United States. (By international law) Most all Bourbons but a few are made in Kentucky, and Kentucky is the only state allowed to put its name on the bottle. Kentucky distillers are very adoment that Bourbon is not Bourbon unless the label says so. The name originates from Bourbon County Kentucky.

Cheers,
BV

my mother in law lives right next door to 2 distilleries in kentucky

pretty cool shit, we used to go up to tour them all the time and get all shitfaced with samples

throwdown 08-27-2005 03:55 PM

SKYY Vodka is the shiet :)

Alky 08-27-2005 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mako
Not at their price point.

Beveldere particularly is fantastic, head and shoulders above anything else at that price point. If I'm wrong, prove it, offer an example of a Vodka that's the same price or less that tastes better. I'll be happy to try it. :winkwink:

you never said anything about price in your first post :winkwink:

Alky 08-27-2005 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by throwdown
SKYY Vodka is the shiet :)

liar.678

SleazyDream 08-27-2005 03:56 PM

it's not what you drink - it's the amount the determines intelligence

throwdown 08-27-2005 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alky
liar.678

no, its true.

Alky 08-27-2005 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by throwdown
no, its true.

no sir, you couldn't be farther from the truth.

we all know Popov is the best. :2 cents:

TexasDreams 08-27-2005 04:04 PM

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NetRodent 08-27-2005 04:34 PM

I'm partial to Belvedere, Kubanskaya and Zubrowka.

throwdown 08-27-2005 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alky
no sir, you couldn't be farther from the truth.

we all know Popov is the best. :2 cents:

pardon me sir, but you're mistaken

SKYY Vodka is simply the best vodka on this planet.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 08-27-2005 04:35 PM


slipfitter 08-27-2005 05:07 PM

reminds me of a story regarding about a vodka drinker. we were at a bar in AC one night. 2 cute girls sit next to us. one of the guys in the group is trying to impress them with his great knowledge and love of vodka. telling them how Grey Goose is the best, etc. the bartender overhears him, and rolls his eyes. i order the next round, this guy wants a GG martini. bartender looks at me and says 'house' i say yep. he pours a house martini, this guy doesnt notice, takes a sip, and proclaims how good a GG martini is. he had no fing clue what he was drinking, just like most people.

Jace 08-27-2005 05:12 PM

oh wow, skyy vodka has to be the worst tasting shit I have ever tried....it is comparable to drinking straight rubbing alcohol

pure shit

Hey You . . . I Know You! 08-27-2005 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JaceXXX
oh wow, skyy vodka has to be the worst tasting shit I have ever tried....it is comparable to drinking straight rubbing alcohol

pure shit


But I love straight rubbing alcohol!






.

throwdown 08-27-2005 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ

see, this man knows vodka :thumbsup

VirtuMike 08-27-2005 05:36 PM

By definition Vodka can only be pure filtered alcohol and pure water. That's it. And I somehow doubt that some French charcoal filters are any better than American or Polish charcoal filters.

Drink Absinthe!

Paul Waters 08-28-2005 05:38 PM

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Holly 08-28-2005 05:43 PM

I agree. That's why I only drink Bud Light.

escorpio 08-28-2005 05:45 PM

Fuck you, you vodka drinkin nancy boy. Bouron was good enuff for my grandpappy and it's good enuff for me.
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That's me on the right. :321GFY

Redrob 08-28-2005 05:47 PM

Ab is a cool drink if you don't have to do anything.... Locally, Herradura. Amatitán. 92 Proof. Smooth....

reynold 08-28-2005 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by AlienQ

Isn't this hot? :thumbsup

reed_4 08-28-2005 06:06 PM

I agree too, 'coz i don't like the taste of that.

imafuckingaussie 08-28-2005 06:09 PM

What a gay dorky post LMFAO :321GFY

Sin 08-28-2005 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by slipfitterfurther proof that white alcohol is evil. i would have forgiven you're anger, but if i'm not mistaken JD is bourbon. dark liquor keeps you mellow. white liquor makes you post idiotic thoughts on GFY.
JD is not bourbon, because while bourbon is a "type" of whisky (much like Scotch & Rye are as well) JD is just a straight up "Whisky" ...the difference has to do with the process... the one that you're thinking of is Jim Beam, which has got to be the most motherfucking disgusting bourbon on the planet, it shouldn't even be called Bourbon, it is SICK. Wild Turkey is a very nice bourbon, although I've heard that Makers Mark is even smoother, I am not inclined to spend the money on a whole bottle of it & then find out I despise it. Especially since I rarely drink bourbon as it is.

I've got a lot of funny stories about WT from when I was younger, mostly my friends going "ew how can you drink that?" and then saying stuff like "that shits weak" and then ending up doing faceplants on the floor after 4 shots

nico-t 08-28-2005 06:13 PM

i drink about everything

aico 08-28-2005 06:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mako
He said "high quality". That means Belvedere and Grey Goose.

That's it. The rest don't compare.

Damn you beat me too it... although I wouldn't consider Grey Goose that high of a quality as much as it is trendy.


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