My semen is like battery acid
 

OK, I fully expect to hear comments about STDs and stuff that may be the cause, but I can't help but notice the load I spanked onto the real mahogany floor and forgot to clean up has eaten into the wood lol wtf

Don't spunk on the floor then

man, it just got out of hand









hahaha

bluff will give you medical insight on it

Sounds like the problem was it was IN your hand :1orglaugh

get 2 the doctor right away... I had the same thing and didn't go.. they had 2 wack off both of my nuts.

maybe someone has been licking the floor way too hard...

Get it?? out of hand???

:upsidedow

acidic cum... new niche?

Are you sure it's yours? It might be the trannies who want to setup a new territory.

good idea going back to kmanrox

that is so wrong on so many levels

if it can eat the floor i would be getting it checked out

trannies are known to mark their territory

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :thumbsup

good one. LOL makes you want to wish you should have hit the ceiling instead.

Maybe you've just squirted out recycled yogurts. :(