YARGH! Pirate Porn :) Plus some info.
 

YARGH! Pirates! Release date to coincide with "Talk Like A Pirate Day" Much carrot waxin' aye!

http://www.piratesxxx.com/main.php

Back to me treasure maps. I've got a good "useful post" a comin' Prolly me best yet for ye fuckers! Keep an eyepatch off for it.




AHOY! Me Squids!

that is going to be fucking hot

WOw it looks pretty slick actually! All kinds of CGI too....wtf? and Devon.. ooh Devon! :)

The crew approves...('cept for the swishbuckler in the middle):

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:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

YARGH! It looks worthy of me moby boner.

haha damn that movie looks rather high quality :)

Bless you Brother Rug Munch. It does indeed appear blessed, but no "hippy like" "Jesus Freak" first mates? :(

On a side note does anyone actually eat oatmeal anymore? I think Quaker Oats is losing millions on that shit.

Sweet promo would be to storm the beach at one of the Florida shows using a ship like that. Have a bunch of pirates running all over the hotel...lol

looks very good. I like porn with a plot

Kwel site Chio!

Nice design Chio the crazy pirate :thumbsup :winkwink:

looks great

YARGH!??? :( It's not me site! It's bad enough I run a porn empire, if I started making movies, me Wifey would shove me plank up me ass.

i dont think chio is producing pirate porn at the mo :1orglaugh

yargh sometime i can't understand your pirate gibberish :upsidedow

YARGH! It be ok. Sometimes I can't, and I write the shit. :thumbsup

Chio rocks so much. May the wind always be at your back, Chio :)

Pirate porn?

Does this mean peg leg dildos?

very very nice!!

Please send me a promo dvd :)
we at home really love porn with a "story"

YARGH! Thank you sexy. Now about me carrot waxin' ??

If you wax your carrots you'll get scurvy, Chio. Didn't your mother tell you that?

YARGH! I'll Get it? :1orglaugh I be a text book case. I just need more Vitamin C in me diet.

I slept with chio, and all i got was this lousy eye-patch :(

The other day I read about talk like a pirate day and I wonder who I thought about straight away ;)

Yargh...Arghhh..walk me plank

Wow.

This is going to sell like craxy.

It is the greatest porn movie ever !
The sound and music is fantastic :pimp

SkinMuzik

Chico, are you leading the ship! Love that ad, that's some great art.

Cyn

Damn chio you sure love pirates

hmmm very nice...looks great :)