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VeriSexy 08-26-2005 01:27 PM

I can't even do 50 pushups anymore
 
I use to be able to do around 140 pushups a minute and now I can't even do 50 pushups. I did 42 today and couldn't do anymore..... Damn I am out of shape :disgust

Corleone 08-26-2005 01:29 PM

time to change your nick? :1orglaugh

bllott 08-26-2005 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VeriSexy
I use to be able to do around 140 pushups a minute and now I can't even do 50 pushups. I did 42 today and couldn't do anymore..... Damn I am out of shape :disgust

You couldn't do them before either :thumbsup

polish_aristocrat 08-26-2005 01:30 PM

shit I thought this thread was started by Vitasoy

Jakke PNG 08-26-2005 01:31 PM

I can do 2.

sumphatpimp 08-26-2005 01:32 PM

jerking off and posting is not considered exercise.

strobi 08-26-2005 01:36 PM

I can do barely 30... need to hit the gym again!

Jakke PNG 08-26-2005 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sumphatpimp
jerking off and posting is not considered exercise.

It's not? Shit.
My daily exercise just went from 12 hours to nil.

Scott McD 08-26-2005 01:38 PM

I'm not even gonna attempt it to find out how much i can do.

My guess is 1...

VeriSexy 08-26-2005 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by strobi
I can do barely 30... need to hit the gym again!


Yeah, your health goes downhill when your a webmaster. Time to force myself to do daily pushups. :)

Dollarmansteve 08-26-2005 01:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VeriSexy
I use to be able to do around 140 pushups a minute and now I can't even do 50 pushups. I did 42 today and couldn't do anymore..... Damn I am out of shape :disgust

140 pushups/minute = 2.33 pushups per second.

Bwahahahahahahahaahaha :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

no chance dude.

VeriSexy 08-26-2005 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dollarmansteve
140 pushups/minute = 2.33 pushups per second.

Bwahahahahahahahaahaha :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

no chance dude.


It's not as hard as you think :) I use to time myself and train myself to do as many as I could in 1 minute and I could at least do 120-140 and my peak

Denis_SC 08-26-2005 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dollarmansteve
140 pushups/minute = 2.33 pushups per second.

Bwahahahahahahahaahaha :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

no chance dude.

Good math :thumbsup
Of course it's a total BULLSHIT !!! You've got to be an Olympic gold medalist gymnast to be able to do it maybe within 1,5 -2 min or so .

Penthouse Tony 08-26-2005 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VeriSexy
It's not as hard as you think :) I use to time myself and train myself to do as many as I could in 1 minute and I could at least do 120-140 and my peak

The world record is 138 in a minute according to http://www.recordholders.org/en/list/pushups.html

cosis 08-26-2005 02:00 PM

i cant do half the shit i could when i was a teenager

axelcat 08-26-2005 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VeriSexy
Yeah, your health goes downhill when your a webmaster. Time to force myself to do daily pushups. :)

Its hard to stay in shape while we sit on our asses all day working- it's sad because I used to be in great shape before

beemk 08-26-2005 02:01 PM

i highly doubt you did 140 pushups in a minute. when i took a fitness class in college and i was working out 4x a week we had a pushup test and i did like 50-60 in a minute. i was the best in the class by far and i was doing them super fast. i would probably say 140 in a minute is impossible.

Penthouse Tony 08-26-2005 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sagi_AFF
The world record is 138 in a minute according to http://www.recordholders.org/en/list/pushups.html

Guinness World Records agrees.

Denis_SC 08-26-2005 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sagi_AFF
The world record is 138 in a minute according to http://www.recordholders.org/en/list/pushups.html

It's time for him to change Nickname to VeryOWNED :1orglaugh

Vitasoy 08-26-2005 02:03 PM

I can barely do 30 now... Sigh. :(

VeriSexy 08-26-2005 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sagi_AFF
The world record is 138 in a minute according to http://www.recordholders.org/en/list/pushups.html

one minute: 138, William T. Mello (USA) 30 May 2002 as well as Roy Berger on 28 Febr 2004 at Topshape Fitness Studio in Ottawa
(new record claims, not yet verified: 158, Sandy Holt (GBR) at Huddersfield Sports Centre, 8 Nov 2003, 140 by Brian Murray (GBR) at the Irlam Steel Club in April 2004, 139 by John Morrow (USA) on 29 April 2004 at Moline, 145 by Simon Kent (GBR) in July 2004, 137 by John Morrow (USA) in October 2004)
(Note: The French edition of the Guinness Book of Records mentions a record of 199 by Jean-Yves Priol (FRA) on 5 June 1997, but many experts refuse to give credence to this claim.)

CherryLipsRosa 08-26-2005 02:25 PM

Regardless the numbers, this is a sign to get back in shape..

dynastoned 08-26-2005 02:28 PM

shit i get to 30 then i quit.

loverboy 08-27-2005 10:03 AM

can't even remember the last time i even posted 20

:smokin

Wiggles 08-27-2005 11:26 AM

give it a week and you'll be doing it again, comes back right fast!

kenny 08-27-2005 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dynastoned
shit i get to 30 then i quit.


thats where I stand

OzMan 08-27-2005 11:55 AM

If your definition of a pushup is being in the pushup position and blinking your eyes 140 times in one minute I believe ya.

Joesho 08-27-2005 12:14 PM

HAHAAHAH you are fulll of shit

SleazyDream 08-27-2005 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TeenGodFather
I can do 2.

i can do 5

tristan_D 08-28-2005 11:53 PM

I can only do 30 push ups straight.

fl_prn_str 08-28-2005 11:59 PM

personal trainer is needed.

PixeLs 08-29-2005 12:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VeriSexy
I use to be able to do around 140 pushups a minute and now I can't even do 50 pushups. I did 42 today and couldn't do anymore..... Damn I am out of shape :disgust

It is always hard to get back in shape.


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