Valentines Day....
 

Soo whats every one doing for there woman?? or man?

well, my wife is getting the Dick Of Love (not to be confused with Brick Of Love) ;)))

diamond tennis bracelet.

Valentine's Day?

dont you mean Single's Awareness Day?

:(

man that sucks to be single on this day.. :( i know where you coming from though bro so no worries... but it will still kind of blow for me cuase my gf got some bad expriences on these days so they never realy are celebrated by us...

Lmao.. Buck up buddy single guys can get laid easier on Valentine's Day :)

Send me money to make me feel better.... I need monetary completion if I can't get a girl...

Cheers

I saw on CNN that there was a Valentine's day protest in New Delhi...hoe fucking boring must it be when the biggest thing to protest is Valentine's Day...these guys were burning Valentine's Day cards...I was waiting for someone to say "April Fools" was the weirdest thing I've seen in a long time...

I hear ya, brotha!

What exactly is there to protest about Valentine's Day?!:question

ive got this 18 year 1 week old chick from the desert of california comin over to be deflowered, and have been wondering what to get her.... she ws a devout jehovahs witness under her parent's rule for so long so i am assuming some things and stings would blow her away and look good on her..... but im thinking...

cherry for underwear... shes getting screw on this deal (in more ways than one)


possible chocolate and a long stem red rose? hmmm cheap yet effective...


:thumbsup :thumbsup

got the perfect gift this year!
http://sybaris.com/chalet.html

will be our first night alone since we've had our baby, CANT FUCKING WAIT!! A whole night without any crying, diapers or feedings!

Oh yeah you like that, don't ya bitch!:zzwhip

my guess is because it's a western custom...or the president got spurned by the little girl with red hair in school ;))))))

ha ha

I have some coments but I am going to contain myself :winkwink:

What part of the desert, Kman? Maybe I've had her. :winkwink:

I'm going to the sports bar by myself to watch the Lakers beat the Supersonics.

My "girlfriend" and I are still pretty new to each other to be going out on VD, but we're going snowboarding this weekend in Utah so I'll get all romantic and shit and maybe buy her a card.

for valentines day im giving my girlfriend herpes.

LOL.. I got her a fucking machine so I can spend more time looking at porn.,...lol

MORE porn?

Ick. Who the hell wants to look at more porn? LOL

I wrote a poem, feel free to use it:

Collards is green, my dog's name is Blue
and I'm so lucky to have a sweet thang like you.
Yore hair is like cornsilk aflapping in the breeze.
Softer than Blue's and without all them fleas.
You move like the bass, which excite me in May.
You ain't got no scales but I luv you anyway.
Yo're as satisfy'n as okry jist afry'n in the pan.
Yo're as fragrant as "snuff" right out of the can.
You have some'a yore teeth, for which I am proud;
I hold my head high when we're in a crowd.
On special occasions, when you shave under yore arms,
well, I'm in hawg heaven, and awed by yore charms.
Still them fellers at work, they all want to know,
what I did to deserve such a purdy, young doe.
Like a good roll of duct tape yo're there fer yore man,
to patch up life's troubles and fix what you can.
Yo're as cute as a junebug abuzzin' overhead.
You ain't mean like those far ants I found in my bed.
Cut from the best cloth like a plaid flannel shirt,
you spark up my life more than a fresh load of dirt.
When you hold me real tight like a padded gunrack,
my life is complete; Ain't nuttin' I lack.
Yore complexion, it's perfection, like the best vinyl sidin'.
despite all the years, yore age, it keeps hidin'.
Me 'n' you's like a Moon Pie with a RC cold drank,
we go together like a skunk goes with stank.
Some men, they buy chocolate for Valentine's Day;
They git it at WalMart, it's romantic that way.
Some men git roses on that special day
from the cooler at Kroger. "That's impressive," I say.
Some men buy fine diamonds from a flea market booth.
"Diamonds are forever," they explain, suave and couth.
But for this man, honey, these won't do.
Cause yor'e too special, you sweet thang you.
I got you a gift, without taste nor odor,
more useful than diamonds... IT'S A NEW TROLL'N MOTOR!!
Luv, from yor romeo

That was so fucking funny...
who wrote that...lol

bow to the baddog for i am printing this shit.
no time to buy presents so this poem she'll get.

feel free to send the amount you feel appropriate to my Paypal acct :)

If I was not scared of dealing with paypal I would send you $1

:1orglaugh