I'll be selling generators - great prices
 

Attention residents of greater Florida. I will personally pick up & deliver all of your battery backup devices for computers, generators etc.

I charge $1000 for overnight shipping (from up north in hurricane safety) & i garuntee to not run out of stock. Plus, you get the generator at cost, you just pay for the 24hr or less shipping. And yes i can reach you in any county thats not shut down with national gaurd emergency road blocks. Yes i can reach you through police/fire roadblocks, but add an extra $150 surcharge for the payoff if thats necc.

Just name the model & it will be there within 20 hours anywhere in florida/texas gulf/panhandle area. :pimp

This offer is valid year round.

Like a rock,
like a planet,
Like a fucking atom bomb.
I'll remain unperturbed by the joy and the madness
that i encounter everywhere I turn.
I've seen it all along,
In book and magazines.
Like a twitch before dying,
like a pornographic scene.
There's a flower behind the window,
there's an ugly laughing man,
like a hummingbird in silence,
like the blood on the door.
it's the generator.

i'll even bring this guy along with me for your entertainment....he leases out at 5k a week, & will smoke up your living room

living room? i can make the whole fucking house a cloud. keeps you happy and fends off the bugs.

I second that:

http://www.fire.uni-freiburg.de/dfnk...-1kuehrt_b.jpg

you're such a business minded pr0. here's a bump for you!

bump for the newly christened dade county

just a reminder, i'll be here through all the hurricanes, waiting to assist your transportation needs

i'm not fucking around....cristal on ice, whatever you want, i'll get it to ya by jet skii if need be

don't let some little hurricane fuck your shit up....make sure your pda's charged then hit me up when the lights go out or the stores close up, i'm your man!

i bet some ice cold beer sounds good right about now...any shops open in dade?

generators make me cum my pants

house maybe, but can you block out the sun too? :pimp

LOL Sell, sell sell!

There are a couple of stores open here in North Miami.

The only problem with this thread is that the people that really need it CAN'T SEE IT.
THEY HAVE NO POWER...REMEMBER? :1orglaugh

Bad Religion

I bought a generator a year or two ago. I never used it and returned it the following year.

i posted it the day before....now everyone better put my info on their pda's & blackberrys so when the next one hits, you know who to call for generators, lobsters & cristal at cost, with a set shipping fee

This offer has been extended to new orleans, same price, but $3,000 if i have to reach you by small boat

Generators, Cristal, Lobster, flooded & need rescue?

pr0 will be at your door within 24 hours & remember i now include the state of L.A.

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New Orleans, lets go....

iCQ

471174 add me to your pda now!