Chio The Pirate. This is it
 

This here is my formal apology.

I, SPeRMiNaToR, sincerely apologize for using your Angelina Jolie and Olsen twins photoshopped fansigns in jimthefiends' thread. It was a decision made in poor judgement and I hope you forgive my transgressions. I pledge my services to you as your deck swabbing bitch for the next 7 days as repayment.

Please accept my apology,
Deck swabbing bitch
SPeRMiNaToR

You also need to scrape the baricles off of his stern

who are you again?

you also need to suck the grease of his fishing pole

I can see your sincerity human.

Chio's First Mate forgives you.

http://www.fullscreen-movies.com/lambo/PirateBooty.jpg

i admire you're sincerity to ask an apology in public.