Fat girl farts...
 

Aren't they just AMAZING?

I caught one earlier, and had I not been in the right place at exactly the right time...

The damned thing would have nearly knocked me the fuck over.

ummmm
ok

Liar.
It's a scientifically proven fact that smaller bodies produce (on average) more vicious farts. I'm not kidding either :1orglaugh

Well, everybody farts,
Sometimes everybody cries
And everybody farts sometimes
And everybody farts sometimes
So, hold on, hold on, hold on...
(Everybody farts... You are not alone)

More vicious? maybe.
More amazing? never.

The sound those big ol' tight ass cheeks makes when a bubble of gas POPS right out, is pure pleasure.

Not to mention the visual of the sphincter opening up to release such enjoyment is also equally entertaining.

You need some fresh air. The effect is as powerful as hundreds of cigarette sticks.

I heard fat girls cum alot

tis true...

I like big girls but this one girl I met was HUGE! I didn't want to hurt her feelings so I fucked her anyway. Wasn't bad, but at the end she unloaded a gallon on me. I swear I felt like I was sleepwalking and got hit with a blast from a firehose.

Even though it was a "courtesy" fuck, or a "pity" fuck, I still think about that nasty hoe. Awesome experience, made it totally worth it. Even with all the verbal abuse I took from my friends.

All people farts, so what's the big deal?

Obviously you have not been blessed with such a remembering experience like that of which a fat girl let's out such an enourmous blast of ass gas.

Truly exhilerating experience.

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Pussy farts are the best.. hilarious too.

Matt

Not big on the pussyfarts... I been sprayed with my own juices before and it is not a nice feeling.

and if the pussy starts singing to you while your fucking her, then it's time to put it away, it has been played with enough for one day.

:thumbsup

:eek7

Guess there's a fetish for everything.....:helpme

ever have a fat girl fart on your cock ?

roflmaooooooooooooooooooooo

I like them all, I don't descriminate any girl.

See... I see that many folks will pinpoint something bad about someone right away... I am the opposite. While many guys will see a fat girl and say "Ewwww!". I may say, damn that chick has nice eyes, or a cute smile, maybe I like the way she does her hair, personality for sure. Nymphos and sex vixens welcome.

Get it?

I like 'em all. You show me a chick, and I will show you something beautiful about her.

this thread needs pics

Wasn't talking about the size of the girl at all. It's the fart thing that got me.

you guys are crazy

Sorry... I automatically assumed everybody liked farts haha.

I'm not a fart fan, thanks. But I like girls of (almost) all sizes....too thin makes me cringe.

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omfg you guys are fucking 1st class idiots...what the fuck are you talking about? fat chicks who fart? god damn are you real people? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

lol OraclePorn... i guess they are not!

Believe it or not, there are people who have fetishes for just about everything.

It's "comedy".

Made YOU laugh. :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh thank you for my first belly laugh of the day

yo...

put the crack pipe down..

I cannot bear the thought of my "Fat girl farts" thread getting pushed to page 2 yet again, so I will say this...
I cannot bear the thought of my "Fat girl farts" thread getting pushed to page 2 yet again, so I will say this...
I cannot bear the thought of my "Fat girl farts" thread getting pushed to page 2 yet again, so I will say this...
etc.etc.etc.etc.

That's erotic :NopeNope







:fart a fat dude farted in this thread :banana

So that's what that smell is. :disgust

6" rib subway with BBQ sauce and all the veggies :winkwink:

ok so she farted. its like having anal sex and a blow job at the same time!

Fat girls give the best head

:Oh crap You should be banned for that thought alone

Those last few replies are funny... Thought I would say so, since I have no time to Quote every one of them. haha.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

See, this has become quite the thread... I love giving folks a chance to reply and let their senses of humour shine, lord knows many folks on GFY don't really have one, or at least show it anyway.

well, I see no problem, everybody farts...how's that?

sick shit

:Oh crap :helpme