I enjoy long walks on the beach....holding hands
 

No you don't you fucking liar. It's about 300x harder to walk in sand. Then your steppin on shells, or ruining your shoes. Dodging the surf.

Just quit bullshitting, no one likes that. Everyone loves the beach but the "walk" thing is utterly lame.

And the chicks not enjoying it, she's been wearing her size 3's all day, that are meant for a size 8, or walkin in heals...hmmm a 2 mile walk in wet sand, sounds great!

So enjoy walking in quicksand you freaks, & i'll take a jeep or an atv if i want a tour.

- this has been an installment of pr0's "you know what really grinds me gears"

what about making out on the beach? like From Here to Eternity.

I never thought the problem would be this serious.

How´s your leg, man??

Confucius say, girl who fuck on beach get bad case of gritty clitty


Confucious say, woman who drink beer on beach always get sand in her schlitz.


This has been a life-changing profound moment by CDSmith. :D