New Maxim just showed up, couple of jokes...
 

A cop parked outside a bar sees a man stumble out of the door, then trip and fall. He brushes himself off and wanders through the parking lot. Then the guy tries his key in 5 different cars before finding the right one. He slowly gets in and drives away.

The cop pulls him over immediately and makes him take a Breathalyzer test. He gets a reading of 0.0.

"This thing must be busted," says the officer.
"Nah, it's fine," the guy says. "Tonight, I'm the designated decoy."

Old
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Plus, you said "couple", you're one short.

that's literally 5-10 years old, can't believe they printed it lol ...

-P

Very old joke ...

A taxi driver stops at a red light when a person suddenly jumps into the cab and tells him to go to the nearest hotel. The cabby looks in his mirror and sees a naked woman.

"What are you looking at?" she demands.

"I noticed you're completely naked," replies the cabby. "How are you going to pay?"

The woman spreads her legs and asks, "Will this cover it?"

The driver says, "Got anything smaller?"

Fuck you all!

A magazine editor that didn't do his job right

Not remotely funny ;(

Screw the jokes. See sig for a kick ass script to promote cams.com.

Lars already picked up the tab.

Lol it was a good try man, they can't all be multi-pagers :)

-Phil

old joke but still made me laugh

thats funny never heard that one lol

Heard that years ago but still fresh inside. Thanks anyway.

I have heard it gazillion times already.

Fuckin rocking script, you gotta be retarded not to pick that shit up and push it...


this has been a Public Service Announcement...

:thumbsup

A popular Des Moines Barber shop had a new robotic barber installed.


A fellow came in for a haircut. As the robot began to cut his hair it asked him, "What's your IQ?" The man replied, "130." So the robot proceeded to make conversation about physics, astronomy, investments, insurance, and so on. The man listened intently and said, "This is really cool."

Later, another gent came in for a haircut and the robot asked him as it began the haircut, "What's your IQ?" The man responded, "100." So the robot started talking about football, baseball, and so on. The man thought to himself, "Wow, this is really cool."

Later on, a third guy came in to the barbershop. As with the others, the robot barber asked him, "What's your IQ?" The man replied, "60." The robot then said, "So, I understand you Democrats are really excited about Hillary running for president?"

old but gold

so are the other jokes

cool jokes, thanks for sharing.