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Fred Quimby 08-23-2005 07:46 AM

My neighbor's landscapers just sprayed my dog in the face with weed killer.
 
Fucking cock suking pieces of shit.

I grabed the security video from the side of my house, called the cops and showed them the video.

The cocksuking pigs say they can't do anything b/c the police did not witness it.

They said it's a civil matter and your dog is just your property.

So I asked,,,"what happens if my dog dies tonight?

Cops say "Call us back and we'll file a report"

I screamed in their fukin faces "How can you do that,,,you didn't witness it,,,remember?"

God forbid they'll take 3 minutes out of their day and file a fukin report.

As they were leaving, one of the cops steped in my dog's poop, and I started cracking up. I ask his partner if he witnessed that. :1orglaugh

Harmon 08-23-2005 07:47 AM

I'd wait until they leave and then spray those mother fuckers... with a Super Soaker filled with PISS :2 cents:

EDIT: Hope the dog feels better :) Wash him down thoroughly with clean fresh water... eyes, mouth, nose, etc

Ice 08-23-2005 07:48 AM

That is fucked up man.... maybe you should take your dog to the vet just to make sure everything is ok

Fred Quimby 08-23-2005 07:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iceicebaby
That is fucked up man.... maybe you should take your dog to the vet just to make sure everything is ok

Yea,,I just called the vet. I'm brining him in at noon.

They also suggested I contact the ASPCA, which I'm gonna do.

Phoenix 08-23-2005 07:50 AM

maybe you should leave a big pile of dogshit on your neighbours yard


your dog will be fine btw....insecticides work based on weight...and your dog weighs alot more then a beetle :)

jawanda 08-23-2005 07:55 AM

did they do it maliciously or on accident?

-P

brand0n 08-23-2005 07:58 AM

not sure but isnt that grounds for a suit?

pawsregd 08-23-2005 08:01 AM

Fucking cocksuckers. Make sure you spread the word around to everyone you can about that company and do everything in your power to ruin their name. If you are on good terms with your neighbor make sure they know about this and persuade them to fire the contractor.

warlock5 08-23-2005 08:02 AM

Definately, if the vet finds something wrong you could at least sue them for all the costs.

BuggyG 08-23-2005 08:02 AM

ASPCA should get him good
they got the power to do it
if the cops can't

CE_BigB 08-23-2005 08:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fred Quimby
Fucking cock suking pieces of shit.

I grabed the security video from the side of my house, called the cops and showed them the video.

The cocksuking pigs say they can't do anything b/c the police did not witness it.

They said it's a civil matter and your dog is just your property.

So I asked,,,"what happens if my dog dies tonight?

Cops say "Call us back and we'll file a report"

I screamed in their fukin faces "How can you do that,,,you didn't witness it,,,remember?"

God forbid they'll take 3 minutes out of their day and file a fukin report.

As they were leaving, one of the cops steped in my dog's poop, and I started cracking up. I ask his partner if he witnessed that. :1orglaugh

I would call the District Attorney for your area...
What do you wanna bet he/she is a dog owner??!!??

BIG B
CECash.com

dynastoned 08-23-2005 08:04 AM

animal cruelty isn't a crime anymore? what the hell is wrong with those cops.

justsexxx 08-23-2005 08:04 AM

Did he do it on purpose?

pawsregd 08-23-2005 08:06 AM

Doesn't the Sate of New York have a special animal cruelty division of police? They work directly with the ASPCA

Trixxxia 08-23-2005 08:06 AM

I think the SuperSoaker with piss is a good 'eye for an eye' model - just don't tell them it's piss & aim for the mouth. :) Jackasses

KRL 08-23-2005 08:07 AM

The smart thing is to go and file a civil lawsuit against the landscaping company. They all use illegal aliens so they won't show up in court, nor for their depositions in all likelihood. You'll get a default judgment on them.

Also call the ASPCA. In some cities they'll be able to arrest the fucks.

Furious_Male 08-23-2005 08:08 AM

Um video tape evidence is used all the time (theft, shop lifting etc. etc.). I am not sure I understand why they couldn't do anything with the evidence (provided it was very clear).

Trafficbrokercom 08-23-2005 08:10 AM

post the video and we will decide if it was animal cruelty

2257-Ben 08-23-2005 08:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fred Quimby
Fucking cock suking pieces of shit.

I grabed the security video from the side of my house, called the cops and showed them the video.

The cocksuking pigs say they can't do anything b/c the police did not witness it.

They said it's a civil matter and your dog is just your property.

So I asked,,,"what happens if my dog dies tonight?

Cops say "Call us back and we'll file a report"

I screamed in their fukin faces "How can you do that,,,you didn't witness it,,,remember?"

God forbid they'll take 3 minutes out of their day and file a fukin report.

As they were leaving, one of the cops steped in my dog's poop, and I started cracking up. I ask his partner if he witnessed that. :1orglaugh

So much for the concept of a citizen's arrest... Lazy assed cops... Call the animal control officer, they'll take care of the landscapers. They are specifically endowed with arrest powers for those who abuse animals.

volante 08-23-2005 08:17 AM

Find out the contact details of the landscaping company and post their details, the video and a description of what happened on a few "animal rights" boards. Their offices will be a smouldering heap within a week.
:banana

mardigras 08-23-2005 08:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trafficbrokercom
post the video and we will decide if it was animal cruelty

Yeah, depending on how clearly the video shows what happened will determine how you should proceed.

Fred Quimby 08-23-2005 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KRL
The smart thing is to go and file a civil lawsuit against the landscaping company. They all use illegal aliens so they won't show up in court, nor for their depositions in all likelihood. You'll get a default judgment on them.

Also call the ASPCA. In some cities they'll be able to arrest the fucks.


OK,,,here is the story

My neighbor on that side of my house is CitiBank and I've been fighting with them for years regarding their landscapers blowing their debris and trash on to my property. Last month I called the cops when they blew the trash onto my property and the cocksuking cops said,,,just blow it back onto their property.

CitiBank has sent me numerous letters saying their landscapers are doing nothing wrong and then they say please don't contact us again.

So I registered citibank-sucks.com last month and I'm gonna post the video of them spraying my dog in the face with weed killer.

If you guys got any other ideas I'd love to hear them.

This weekend I'm gonna get working on a huge 30 foot X 10 foot sign that I'm gonna hang in my trees facing citibank saying www.Citibank-Sucks.com

Can anyone create for me a good citibank-sucks.com logo?

Thanks.

Those cocksukers pushed me over the edge this time,,,now its war.

iBanker 08-23-2005 12:50 PM

go after him with a weed whacker and call it a day, you're even then

Fred Quimby 08-23-2005 12:52 PM

I just got back from the vet and everthing seems ok with my golden retriever.

They are gonna keep him over night then fully groom him in the morning.

The groomer said she'll pretty much have to shave him to be sure they got all the shit off of him. She said he will not look like a golden retiever when I pick him up, he'll look like a yellow lab. So I told her do what ya gotta do and price is no object cause the cocksukers at citibank are gonna pay for it.

Sly 08-23-2005 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fred Quimby
OK,,,here is the story

My neighbor on that side of my house is CitiBank and I've been fighting with them for years regarding their landscapers blowing their debris and trash on to my property. Last month I called the cops when they blew the trash onto my property and the cocksuking cops said,,,just blow it back onto their property.

CitiBank has sent me numerous letters saying their landscapers are doing nothing wrong and then they say please don't contact us again.

So I registered citibank-sucks.com last month and I'm gonna post the video of them spraying my dog in the face with weed killer.

If you guys got any other ideas I'd love to hear them.

This weekend I'm gonna get working on a huge 30 foot X 10 foot sign that I'm gonna hang in my trees facing citibank saying www.Citibank-Sucks.com

Can anyone create for me a good citibank-sucks.com logo?

Thanks.

Those cocksukers pushed me over the edge this time,,,now its war.

:1orglaugh

Can you put a sign up in your yard that would alert their customers? Something like "CitiBank abuses animals, ask me for more information!" You wouldn't be lying, so I don't see how they could do anything about it.

Sly 08-23-2005 12:56 PM

Nevermind, I see you already answered my question. Good luck on your crusade! If it were me, I would stay away from the legal bull shit and just work the guerrilla side. It would be much more gratifying!

crockett 08-23-2005 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fred Quimby
Fucking cock suking pieces of shit.

I grabed the security video from the side of my house, called the cops and showed them the video.

The cocksuking pigs say they can't do anything b/c the police did not witness it.

They said it's a civil matter and your dog is just your property.

So I asked,,,"what happens if my dog dies tonight?

Cops say "Call us back and we'll file a report"

I screamed in their fukin faces "How can you do that,,,you didn't witness it,,,remember?"

God forbid they'll take 3 minutes out of their day and file a fukin report.

As they were leaving, one of the cops steped in my dog's poop, and I started cracking up. I ask his partner if he witnessed that. :1orglaugh

cops these days are fucking useless when it comes to stuff like this. My house was broken into several years back and the dumb ass cop bitch tried to say I broke into my own house.

I told the dumb hoe to stop watching Scooby doo for detective school and told her to leave because she was useless.,

evanmorgan 08-23-2005 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fred Quimby
Fucking cock suking pieces of shit.

I grabed the security video from the side of my house, called the cops and showed them the video.

The cocksuking pigs say they can't do anything b/c the police did not witness it.

They said it's a civil matter and your dog is just your property.

So I asked,,,"what happens if my dog dies tonight?

Cops say "Call us back and we'll file a report"

I screamed in their fukin faces "How can you do that,,,you didn't witness it,,,remember?"

God forbid they'll take 3 minutes out of their day and file a fukin report.

As they were leaving, one of the cops steped in my dog's poop, and I started cracking up. I ask his partner if he witnessed that. :1orglaugh

lesson number 1, if you want cops to help you out, dont be a jackass to them.....

TheJimmy 08-23-2005 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly
:1orglaugh

Can you put a sign up in your yard that would alert their customers? Something like "CitiBank abuses animals, ask me for more information!" You wouldn't be lying, so I don't see how they could do anything about it.


seriously good suggestion

I know I'd take my business elsewhere if citibank didn't rectify it and you had given me proof they allowed it and didn't care and I am sure SEVERAL others would feel the same way...animal cruelty is right up their with child abuse...

that's much more powerful than 'citibank-sucks'...

:/

evildick 08-23-2005 01:40 PM

Was the dog tied up on your property or did it go on their property? Maybe they thought they were going to get bit? Or did they just do it for kicks?

EroticySteve 08-23-2005 01:50 PM

I'd probably have ended up in a fight had I seen that happen to my dog.

WarChild 08-23-2005 01:51 PM

If somebody did that to one of my dogs, I'd smash their face in the next second.

Fresh 08-23-2005 01:53 PM

awesome thread :thumbsup

btw - hope your dogs arite

Shoehorn! 08-23-2005 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fred Quimby
Fucking cock suking pieces of shit.

I grabed the security video from the side of my house, called the cops and showed them the video.

The cocksuking pigs say they can't do anything b/c the police did not witness it.

They said it's a civil matter and your dog is just your property.

So I asked,,,"what happens if my dog dies tonight?

Cops say "Call us back and we'll file a report"

I screamed in their fukin faces "How can you do that,,,you didn't witness it,,,remember?"

God forbid they'll take 3 minutes out of their day and file a fukin report.

As they were leaving, one of the cops steped in my dog's poop, and I started cracking up. I ask his partner if he witnessed that. :1orglaugh


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Tala 08-23-2005 01:59 PM

I hope your doggie is okay; I'd be livid. Good on ya for going off - I'd file suit and sue the hell out of them.

Gabriel 08-23-2005 02:01 PM

Hope the pooch is ok. Post pics of the banner once its up. Maybe even invite the branch manager to your house.

MickeyG 08-23-2005 02:03 PM

this thread is worthless without the video. :D

pocketkangaroo 08-23-2005 02:05 PM

If I may make a suggestion about the site. Get bloggers and other website owners to link to it under the term Citibank. It won't outrank them, but show up on Page 1 eventually. Reminds me of an adult company that screwed affiliates over and had a site made about them.

http://www.google.com/search?sourcei...LD:en&q=movixo

dig420 08-23-2005 02:05 PM

What the hell is wrong with you?

You can't file criminal charges, obviously. You can either sue them (and you'll probably win) or you can shut up and take it. If I were you I'd call my lawyer, but don't spout off about all this terrific dumb shit you're going to do with giant signs and shit when you won't even do the most obvious and correct thing, which is to sue their ass off. duh.

You start harassing them and I guarantee they'll sue YOU, and then THEY'LL probably win.

iBanker 08-23-2005 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild
If somebody did that to one of my dogs, I'd smash their face in the next second.

Damn straight. DAMN straight.

After Shock Media 08-23-2005 02:12 PM

The trick here is to keep video taping the landscaping company every time they come out. That way you can document the blowing of debris onto your property and other actions.

Trying to get the cops envolved in civil issues is damn near next to impossible.

Now each time they blow debris into your yard or whatever, call up a different landscaping company to do a clean up. Get reciepts. Then the same day they are done cleaning up the stuff blown into your yard file a small claims case against the landscapers of citi bank and citi bank themselves. Do this every damn single time and make sure you ask for court fees in your paperwork.

As for your dog, yet dogs are treated as property and are seen as property in the eyes of the law. Do make sure you also get reciepts for the vet visit, the shaving and everything else envolved. Do not try to get cute though and go after pain and suffering or anything that like. It does not fly in such cases and can get your case thrown out.
Then proceed to file a case against both parties yet again. Though make sure you also add to the paperwork current and future related vet bills due to the pesticide spraying. FYI there is no cash limit on a sick animal that needs ongoing treatment for years, but there is one if they just outright kill it.

SeniorX 08-23-2005 02:19 PM

that's just wrong :(

pocketkangaroo 08-23-2005 02:28 PM

I'd sue them. Citibank doesn't want the bad publicity and would like just settle quickly.

SuckOnThis 08-23-2005 02:38 PM

You live next door to a bank? Dig a tunnel from your basement to them and start robbing the shit out of them in the middle of the night.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 08-23-2005 02:41 PM

That shit is funny.

sonofsam 08-23-2005 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuckOnThis
You live next door to a bank? Dig a tunnel from your basement to them and start robbing the shit out of them in the middle of the night.

yah, pull some tunnel heist :1orglaugh

Scootermuze 08-23-2005 03:40 PM

Don't call the cops.. that makes them have to leave the donut shop which messes with their mood...

Call the animal control folks... they have pull with the donut shop patrons and they can get things done..

killerkay 08-23-2005 03:42 PM

you should of fucking dropped the landscaper

jawanda 08-23-2005 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dig420
What the hell is wrong with you?

You can't file criminal charges, obviously. You can either sue them (and you'll probably win) or you can shut up and take it. If I were you I'd call my lawyer, but don't spout off about all this terrific dumb shit you're going to do with giant signs and shit when you won't even do the most obvious and correct thing, which is to sue their ass off. duh.

You start harassing them and I guarantee they'll sue YOU, and then THEY'LL probably win.


You have a damn good point here dig420. Putting up signs and shit will only lead to a lot of unfruitful legal fees on your part.

You could also make a copy of the video, then contact them again and make it very clear that you will be sending that video to all of the local news stations if they don't make this shit right.

:2 cents:

Translation 08-23-2005 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild
If somebody did that to one of my dogs, I'd smash their face in the next second.

sure you would.


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